Something W.I.K.E.D. This Way Comes

High Emperor W.I.K.E.D (Weirdly Interesting, Knightly, (and) Extremely Delightful). I owe my blog name to the Empress of Elephants.

[fanboymickey]

Kenny Ortega really said Imma give you all the cute brown haired, puppy eyed, heart of gold, singing boys that you can’t have with Troy, Ben and Luke and I really said ok thank you

[zenxyf]

[theminingengineer]

@medic981 @xjsteph

[dndmultiverse]

[tastefullyoffensive]

People, and I cannot stress this enough: just hire a graphic designer.

[gandalfsbignaturals]

im not wonder woman saying im wonder woman im just ☆ saying no has bo me ever dy and seen wonder woman in the same

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room together

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

finally, the thrilling radio play adaptation

[damnthesegames]

This is hands down the best edit that could ever have been made to this scene.

[cursed-and-haunted]

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

[cursed-and-haunted]

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

op is a vampire who painted works in all of these times

[cursed-and-haunted]

[kleeklutch]

[tchaikovskaya]

“he said ‘you’ll never find another man like me’ and i told him thats the whole point of me leaving him” damn okay !!!!!!!!

[peridot-the-kitten]

Oh my goodness…. I love this so much

[ergolost]

PRAISEEEE

[kineticpenguin]

It is increasingly obvious that most people have no idea how to indicate an illness is slowly killing someone without making them cough up blood. Doesn’t matter what it is or if it has anything to do with your respiratory system, if you’re dying, you’re coughing up blood.

[kineticpenguin]

Writers found out about tuberculosis and were like “damn this slaps” and we’ve been stuck with it ever since

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

how are yall coping with the tumblr/facebook merger. god we really are in hell aren’t we

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

good to see this account is doing its job

[manny-jacinto]

artoo was about to k*ck grogu in the face change my mind

[dankmemeuniversity]

[butchspace]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[heavensghost]

I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

[sistertaxon]

types of stard

mu

ba

[brunhiddensmusings]

this is oddly close to real ‘ard’ is a real suffix in the english language just like ‘ly’ or ‘ify’, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage. ‘ard’ means ‘too much’ or ‘too easily’ so ‘mustard’ is something that is ‘too pungent’, just as ‘wizard’ is someone who is too wise, ‘coward’ is someone too easily cowed, and ‘drunkard’ is someone too often drunk

this implies that ‘bastard’ is someone who is too ‘bast’ and this needs experimentation and research

[sistertaxon]

Are you fucking serious omg

[necromancy-savant]

This is pretty much correct. According to the OED bastard is from Old French and the bast- part means “pack saddle” which was used as a bed by mule drivers, giving the phrase fils de bast, a child conceived on the pack saddle instead of the marriage bed. In English it becomes bastard, the -ard being a pejorative. It is the same one as wizard and coward and drunkard.

[ritavonbees]

types of ard

must

bast

wiz

cow

[ghast505-deactivated20220904]

my brain feels Expanded

[gfwooyo]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[truestoriesaboutme]

This is going around again, so I should say, I was wrong when I wrote this.

Actually, I know the girl who set them and she’s full of shit

[bisexualshakespeare]

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

[truestoriesaboutme]

OH MY GOD

(from @me-ndel​)