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I feel like a major weakness of "could this detective catch Kira?" discourse is that ppl fail to consider the narrative conventions of each character's original series.
Could Phoenix Wright catch Kira? Probably not.
Could Phoenix Wright catch Kira if Light happened to already be testifying in court? And if the whole ordeal was condensed into 3 days? Absolutely.
I bet the hardest part of transitioning into a woman is letting go of the roman empire
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
A 2025 update
kinda sick and twisted that Mario doesn't say "Hoo", instead opting for the evil, inverted variant "Wahoo"
We gotta apologise to them white women thirsting after serial killers. They had the right idea. Luigi has me acting unsaintly.
OH IT'S A NOSE
That took me way too long. Staring at the unsettling singular eye.
What a good dog
I think the strangest part about the minecraft movie is the fact that, not only are all of the game's abstractions recreated faithfully, but they aren't even played straight.
In the game, blocks appear in the world instantly because a placement animation would be unnecessarily slow and clunky. Broken blocks drop as floating miniatures because it's convenient, fits the artstyle, and communicates its collectable state to the player clearly. All of the game's little quirks like these are clearly just representations of real-world rules for the sake of functionality. They don't really come across as literal representations of how the minecraft universe works.
The fact that this movie recreates this behaviour in live action, and worse, has gawking outsiders pointing out how weird it all is, is just so awfully distracting. Imagine if every marvel movie was about real people isekaiing into the comic book world and quipping about how weird it was that all the characters talk with speech bubbles.
The fuck is this?
Appealing to the vast demographic of orange hating orb lovers? Deplorable yet shrewd, Tetrie
I don't read superhero comics (for the sake of my own mental health), but i need to dump some of the batshit insane things i've heard second-handedly over the years:
Symbiots aren't weak to fire because of some, like, physical reason. It just really triggers them.
Superman has used his laser vision to give someone a lobotomy at least once.
Batman has watched Sailor Moon.
Tony Stark gave Daredevil his sight back, only to take it away again immediately, just to be a dick.
The only reason Doctor Doom is still evil is because the Human Torch fucked his wife.
The Hulk is the reincarnation of the Devil
Apparently, Watchmen just. Coexists with the other DC stuff. Which is ludicrous.
Venom gaslit Eddie into thinking he had cancer. This ended up making Eddie more powerful.
Like half of Gotham knows Batman's identity because they checked Robin's adoption papers.
The Flash is faster than light, but one of his recurring villains is a normal guy, with normal reaction times, who has a freeze ray.
Writers keep repurposing those weird, goofy silver-age villains. And either make them complete jokes and beat the shit out of them, or make them fucking terrifying.
Supaidah-Man (i.e. that japanese tokusatsu Spider-Man show) wasn't a bootleg and is actually a canon alternate universe.
Batman canonically pissed himself during that one speech in Year One.
There are a bunch of shit-tier X-men with useless powers. Like the guy with invisible skin. Or the kid who can explode once and immediately die.
The Reverse Flash once travelled back in time just to kick kid Barry down a flight of stairs.
Cyclops' power isn't laser vision. Rather, his eyes are simply portals to the Punch Dimension.
The Joker became the ambassador of Iran in order to gain diplomatic immunity.
Green Lanterns are weak to the colour yellow (this one might have been a joke?).
There's pink kryptonite that turns you gay (this one HAS to be a joke).
In hindsight it's very insulting to be told that flunking out of college due to adhd is actually "quite common"
just like, if there's a history at your institution of disabled kids not being able to make it you realise that's your fault right. like why don't you fucking do something about it. i guess they tried to do something about it with me and it failed so they let me go. crazy. nice work. why should we try to do any better.
only 5% of people with adhd who go to college finish a degree. FUCKING. FIVE!!! PERCENT!!!!!!!!!!!
that should disgust and enrage you.
if any other demographic of students had a 95% failure rate, we would be demanding reform and studies to understand why that’s happening
when i was at my first university, trying to get accommodations for my ADHD, they just kept asking me what accommodations i wanted, and refused to answer when i would ask what was available to me. how the Hell am i supposed to know what i can have? what’s available???? also, i don’t know!!!! i’m an adhd sufferer, not a fucking disability expert for the fucking college, unlike you, DISABILITY EXPERT WHO WORKS FOR THE COLLEGE.
but because the us is OBSESSED with making sure no one gets anything “”for free””, she literally would not tell me what my options were until i broke down in tears and asked her why she was refusing to help me. and then she did a big sigh, like i was fucking up her entire career by *checks notes* asking the disability center in my university to help me, a disabled student
at the second uni i went to, i tried to explain to a dean that i was literally two gen eds that had nothing to do with my degree away from graduating and that i was burnt out and broke and exhausted and suicidal and i just needed to be able to finish my degree without the gen eds. and this. fucking. guy. looked me right in my face and said in the most patronizing tone he could muster “if you can’t handle it, then maybe college just isn’t for you.” keep in mind that up until that semester, i had been an honor student who made Dean’s List every semester and didn’t get below Bs. if it hadn’t been for my mental breakdown, i would have graduated cum laude, maybe even summa cum laude.
but this dean of students looked a disabled person right in the face and said well i guess you just can’t do it, short bus
Pulled these from a couple articles really quick but yeah the statistics are not kind. I remember writing a scathing essay about my issues with ADHD and college as part of an assignment for academic probation. I got back an email calling me entitled and lazy. Somehow, this thread helps me feel a lot better. I still have about a semester of school unfinished that I’m unsure if I’ll finish but… yeah. Makes me feel better to know it’s not just me.
my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers
some highlights:
everybody sit down we have a winner
Oh my fucking God lmao
Pee does come from the bloodstream, but I'd be real worried if that was where it came out
This is the funniest possible use of this image I can think of.
I feel kind of sorry for the chicken farmer guy having had to piece together human biology based upon chickens
I wish I had the entertaining ADHD that people think people with ADHD have and not the catastrophically fucking bad with deadlines ADHD that makes me scream internally while doing nothing
fuckkkk fUCKKKKKK
