#minecraft trailer

[deeneedsaname]

Is this anything

[pompous-old-windbag]

The Minecraft Movie If It Was Good:

(It should've been an artsy stop-motion film in the Wes Anderson style)

Stop Motion wouldn't have been any more expensive than rendering everything in horrifying realistic CGI, the medium would easily work with Minecraft's blocky aesthetic, and it appeals to both old and young demographics. Plus, you don't need a bloated live-action blockbuster for a Minecraft film to get attention, it's already the best-selling game of all time.

For the story, I'd mirror the average player's first experience with Minecraft by focusing on Steve finding himself alone in this vast, strange world. At-first he's focused on surviving through trial and error, then gradually he begins to wonder where he came from and what his purpose is. He explores the world seeking answers, and finally realizes that "purpose" is something he must give himself.

Just like life, Minecraft is a sandbox game where you must make your own fun.

By utilizing minimal dialogue, an ageless medium, and centring around the fundamental human angst of 'why are we here,' the film (just like the game) could have had a universal and timeless appeal.

Instead we got THIS:

[high-functioning-girlfailure]

I think the strangest part about the minecraft movie is the fact that, not only are all of the game's abstractions recreated faithfully, but they aren't even played straight.

In the game, blocks appear in the world instantly because a placement animation would be unnecessarily slow and clunky. Broken blocks drop as floating miniatures because it's convenient, fits the artstyle, and communicates its collectable state to the player clearly. All of the game's little quirks like these are clearly just representations of real-world rules for the sake of functionality. They don't really come across as literal representations of how the minecraft universe works.

The fact that this movie recreates this behaviour in live action, and worse, has gawking outsiders pointing out how weird it all is, is just so awfully distracting. Imagine if every marvel movie was about real people isekaiing into the comic book world and quipping about how weird it was that all the characters talk with speech bubbles.

[sagethegayyyy]

chat how we feeling about the Minecraft movie

[odiabonecessario]

I'll pretend the Minecraft movie is just a collective hallucination

[antoniosgun]

im still disgusted by the fact that they used a REMIXED version of magical mystery tour by the beatles in the MINECRAFT TRAILER OUT OF ALL FUCKING TRAILERS MAN I FUCKING HATE YOU WARNER BROS

[textitwee]

⛏️ 3+ minute Minecraft Stimboard!!!

🔊 Sound on!!! Underwater sounds, sand cutting, footsteps, birds/nature, nether portal, wolf/cat/creeper/ender dragon sounds, etc!!! lots of sounds and the actual Mojang videos Minecraft is so awesome I love Minecraft, I hope they do a series in the style of their trailer videos!!! It'd be so epic!!! Esp since they likely won't go back on making the Minecraft Movie live action :p (WHICH I SURPRISINGLY ENJOYED!!!) Non-video/normal Tumblr Stimboard format: (took out most videos obviously)

⚠️ CREDIT BELOW THE CUT ⚠️ thank you for looking, please reblog, it's VERY appreciated!!!!!!!!

My previous Stimboard: Hogfish Stimboard My next Stimboard: TBA ⚠️ CREDIT BELOW THE CUT ⚠️ I only put it below the cut this time because there is SO MUCH!!!!

CREDIT TIME!!!! this is where I got them from, I don't necessarily know the OG source. Any sounds not credited directly are from Capcut's library: Wood placing sound effect: Youtuber Sound Library TNT exploding sound effect: Youtuber Gaming Sound FX Wool placing sound effect: Youtuber Game Sounds Sheep Sounds: Youtuber SoundBlockz Crunchy slime used for grass block: Youtuber Slimeowy Creeper Sounds: Youtuber SoundBlockz Wolf Sounds: Youtuber SquishyMain Cat Sounds: Youtuber SoundBlockz Sculk Sounds: Youtuber Kuro Skuy Enderdragon Sounds: Youtuber SoundBlockz Flint and Steel Sounds: Youtuber PureL - Secret Nether portal Sounds: Youtuber aaronzepeda1 Background Minecraft video: Youtuber Ambient Crafts Minecraft Trailer with caves & lush caves: Minecraft "Caves & Cliffs Update: Part II" Minecraft Trailer with villagers & the creaking: Minecraft "The Monster in the Woods" Minecraft Trailer with mines & ancient city: Minecraft "The Wild Update: What Will You Uncover?" Minecraft Trailer with the pale forest & chicken jumpscare lmao: Minecraft "The Garden Awakens" Placing lantern, chest, crafting table: Youtuber SamKingCraft Squishy Cat: Tumblr user kollector-of-stims Minecraft Player getting blown up with TNT: Youtuber CubiusShorts Enderdragon toy flying: Youtuber ClayClaim Blue fungus spreading/sculk: Youtuber The New York Times IRL Minecraft Lanterns: Etsy seller CART3Dstudio Squishy Wolf: Tumblr user costhys-stims Creeper head squishy: I THINK, think, Tumblr user Judestims? Green kinetic sand: Tumblr user stimbee Grass/moss chunk in hands: Youtuber SerpaDesign Campfire: Tumblr user wulverarctos Minecraft nighttime by water: Tumblr user healingpuppys Creeper toy with moving/bobble head: Youtuber Lily Gia Ore block lighting up: Tumblr user sauce-central Cave video: Tumblr user pridesquishy IRL Nether Portal: Youtuber Lava Blades Shoe in squishy moss(?): Tumblr user 8stims Magnetic block building house: Youtuber kamich_ika Crunchy Minecraft grass block thing: Tumblr user catboy-on-main Sand cutting Minecraft grass block: Instagram user sand.tagious Baby Zombie running in circles: Tumblr user stimboards-probably Potion with items in it keychains: Etsy seller CreationsbyCypress Plushie sheep being pet: Tumblr user Judestims Looping pufferfish: Instagram user Minecraft Looping glowsquid: Instagram user Minecraft IRL Minecraft Jack-o-Lantern & Creeper head: Youtuber fingur Lots of axolotl swimming: Tumblr user nat-stimmy

[brojogon]

Who are you? I am steve. Drawing by me. (Made in MS paint)