Some Blue Bitch Doing Magic

I'm Zyphira! I mostly reblog FFXIV, GW2, hyenas, and Bionicle

[high-hrothgal]

can I come over and do this

[great-and-small]

The group chat officially deemed me an “eccentric” just because I’m doing an Argonian ichthyologist play-through of Skyrim rn where my character is writing a thesis on Cyrodilic Spadetails and I shared the character’s hypothetical research folder that I created to help with my immersion in the role.

Like sorry I take the RP in RPG seriously but how else would I get into the headspace of a character who is only slaying dragons to sell their bones and fund research that will hopefully be published in the Tamriel Journal of Limnetic Science??

[monster-bugs]

[unification]

BEBUS AWARE

[jackalopeonline]

the bouncer is what they call bunnies now i think

[virtualgirladvance]

cause you can bounce them

[hemipenal-system]

battle droids are kinda fuckable and i dont feel like we talk about that enough

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

This is officially commissioned by Lucasfilm art and it absolutely affected the trajectory of me

[hemipenal-system]

oh my god??? i love women

[hog-zone]

[lithominium]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[tartbussy]

[3000s]

theyre just standing arojnd holding hell sign but snoopy is trying to stop them but his voice is wavering and he is in pain and he doesnt know how much longer he can go on

[3000s]

theyre just standing arojnd holding hell sign but snoopy is trying to stop them but his voice is wavering and he is in pain and he doesnt know how much longer he can go on

[ozth]

[pjackk]

was it painful at least

yea

[pjackk]

get the hell out of here

ㅤ

[pjackk]

i made you breakfast.. can we have a summef wedding

I feel you are judt trying to manipulate me so you can sell me for scrap. But it is working I could use some yum in me for the first time in years

[3000s]

hes awesome

[3000s]

i love squard

[3000s]

hes funny i live you sqaurd

[mycroftrh]

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

[mycroftrh]

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

[bananahomo]

[anarchocunt]