the banes of bisexuality and stuff I like

28 year old possibly they/them bi nerd

[luke-the-bisexual-mess]

Annoyed they never made a Skam UK, like E4 would have eaten that shit up!

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Oh Ilya, not only did you fall first but you also fell harder!

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I think Varric would have the most well attended funeral in all of the history of Thadas

Spoiler alert for those of you that haven't finished dragon age veilguard. Going off of my world save I genuinely believe Varric would have had the largest funeral in all of thadas, carrying his coffin would be hawke, the inquisitor, rook, aveline, fenris and the iron bull. In the front row you would have both isabela and bethany comforting Merrill because she is just a sobbing mess on the day and Blackwall is holding Sara close because she is just so angry, cassandra would be in the front row too acting all stoic whilst clutching the book Varric had written for her to amend their friendship. Anders in hiding in the back somewhere not wanting to be noticed when cole comes up and stands with him. Dorian has shown up with neve and harding, even bellara had turned up to show her support as a fan and for her friends meanwhile morrigan has turned up with her husband the HoF with their son. Leliana is preforming the service while the chantry fills up with mages, templars, what's left of the inquisition, the merchants guild, the city guard and many many fans all settling their squabbles out of respect. Vivienne is keeping a watchful eye on the crowd to make sure nobody causes a ruckus. Alistair appears too to offer his friends and allies condolences and spoke about how he had gone on an adventure with Varric. Later on at the wake the HoF offers his condolences to the champion, the inquisitor and the rook about the loss of their friend and there is not a dry eye in the house.

For Varric

[sandmandaddy69]

[ermeline-grillbean]

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Watching scream 2 and I refuse to believe randy was single

Like look at him! You telling me this guy didn't get bitches?! Get out of here.

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My Rook keeping an eye on Neve, Emmrich and Bellara after three games of being betrayed by a mage companion like:

That's right! I'm talking about you morrigan, anders and solas

[luke-the-bisexual-mess]

Yo I completely understood jace in episode 4, we've all been there! We've all needed to parant our own mothers at time, don't act like you don't know what I mean

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I hope in this last season of cobra kai that it's robby who wins the big competition for them. First tournament it was Miguel who won it for them against robby and then the second tournament eli won it for them once again against robby, now in this final tournament they let the guy who's come 2nd place twice take the final win. Feel like that would be the best ending for his character arc. Taking all he has learned from his father, daniel, kreese and silver and put it all together and win

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[jackdaw-kraai]

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

[luke-the-bisexual-mess]

Help me potatoe

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Reaching that bit in inquisition where I have to choose between hawke and the warden(Alistair in my save file) to be honest I'm not worried about it. In my head hawke would find a way to survive and get out on his own while my own warden could get in and save Alistair

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You think tiefling couples ever get their horns caught and mixed up when kissing? Or hell even when just bumping into each other

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But nah I want to see a scene where 14 tells donna all what's happened since she last saw him. She'd be all "nah that woman was your future wife and you snogged your mother in law, ain't that wizard!" And freak freak out that 12's face was the same as caecilius. Like just imagine, she'd have a right laugh

[luke-the-bisexual-mess]

Companions breaking into Fort Drakon to rescue Alistair and the warden be like

[orinthered]

astarion just fully ready to fuck a bear

[orinthered]

HE FUCKED THAT BEAR.

[kalichnikov]

I'm glad you asked! Baldurs Gate 3 is about an alien invasion

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Andrew Garfield is this generations Paul Rudd, that man ain't ageing for shit

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Honestly with batman, geralt, Joel, Steve harrington and the mandolorian all being hot dilfs reluctantly raising kids as single fathers while kicking ass and stomping bitches when are we gonna see a milf of a woman in media step up and raise some adopted little brat of her own while kicking the shit out of people for survival? Sure we have Ripley but more is needed in movies, TV shows and video games

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The man who plays poseidon in the pjo series I feel should also play paul(yes I know poseidon and Paul do meet but let me have this) but they make him look so unlike himself just enough so that percy doesn't notice, imagine it like one day percy is at the dinner table eating his cereal and his just looking at Paul then suddenly his "Oh my gods dad! What the fuck!" And proceeds to freak out. Sally completely in the know then collects her drachma from poseidon over how long it'd take percy to notice