ii. song without words

she floats.

[te5seract]

Whispy Clouds by Te5seract

[expressions-of-nature]

by Sergey Bragin

[sadscent]

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[mysharona1987]

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[mousathe14]

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

[orjustbecauseyoucould]

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

[idiopathicsmile]

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

[deathcomes4u]

no no, french dogs just be like that

[axylh]

unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

[adayunwired]

the comments on this get better and better every time it comes across my dash

[fiti-vation]

[ernasd]

oh this is a life saver

[gallusrostromegalus]

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO:  if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive.  Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

[asymbina]

I don’t think of myself as a cook at all, but I looked through this list and was like “if you have [center] and [any item on a surrounding ring] how do you sit there thinking you’ve got nothing to eat?” Like, I buy a fair amount of staples knowing that I’ll be able to quickly assemble them into something tasty if I’m hungry and don’t have anything instant (or in a leftovers container because I made it earlier in the week specifically to eat for a week): butter, cheese, noodles, and more.

[elodieunderglass]

It still impresses people how I can go into random kitchens with no food in them and emerge with Filling Snacks for Five People. This is the secret: knowing how to assemble Cupboard Meals. And these charts are incredibly well-laid-out too!

[songsfromtheveil-deactivated202]

Adding butter and some of the pasta water to the pasta + parmesan + black pepper combo will also give you a simple alfredo.

[spearsz]

…baby one more time

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oh-hey-its-ashlyn-deactivated20]

Here’s the updates :)

[mrdsc1010]

[poetrylovingfan]

Best apps to kill time on 😻

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Terrarium 🌱 - build the ultimate garden empire

Idle Human - build a human from scratch. for reals.

Diner Dash Adventures- run your own restaurant!

Palm Reader - get your palm read!

Sushi Bar - run your own sushi restaurant and win big

Cat Game - cutest cat game ever 😻

Choices - get crazy in this role play choose your adventure game!

Kim Kardashian Hollywood- super fun role playing game with Kim!

My Story: go to back to HS in this choose your own adventure

Meditation and Sleep - helps me find happiness and calm!

Idle World - rebuild earth from scratch

BitLife - a life simulator

Weed Factory - grow your weed empire 👿

Super Stylist - you’re the new stylist in town!

Draw it - how fast can you draw? So addicting!

Pottery - it’s harder than it looks

CoStar - the ultimate horoscopes app

Tennis Clash - the best multiplayer game on the app store

AmpMe - amp up your phone speakers!

Pick Me Up - the epic ride-sharing simulation game!

Love Island - face the drama and become the best couple

Hily - a privacy + safety conscious dating app!

Police Pursuit - show off your driving skills and escape the cops

PicsArt - the best free image editor!

8 Ball Pool - the ultimate mobile pool game!

Golf Battle - mobile golf!

Perfect Paint - how fast can you paint?

AMAZE - taking mazes to the next level!

Looper - tap on the beat!

Dig It - dig a big-ass hole

Draw Race - make some epic doodles!

Drop and Smash - smash it all!!

Crazy Shopping - spend as much as you can, as fast as you can!

Army Clash - build the biggest army and destroy them all!

Gymnastics Superstar - win gold at the Olympics!

Perfect Dunk - dunk the ball in this fun basketball game!

Gun Idle - welcome to the gun factory!! mindless entertainment

Shoot out! - kill the bad guys, save the good guys 🔫

Sausage Wars - murder all the 🌭 & be the last dog standing

Idle Roller Coaster - build your own roller coaster theme park!

Aquapark - race you down the water slide! (and push you off it!)

2 for 2 - connect the numbers in this chill puzzle game

Fun Race 3D - parkour through crazy courses!

Run Sausage Run! - Avoid the knives and save the sausage

Bee Factory - build and raise your bee empire!!!!

VoiceApp - the best voice changing app

Hip Hop Battle - it’s a dance off! boys vs girls

Palm Reader - get your palm read!

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

Sushi Bar - run your own sushi restaurant and win big

Palm Reader - get your palm read!

Dosh - get paid to shop

SoFi - Get $50 free for joining

Hooch - get paid to eat and travel

Idle Human - build a human from scratch. for reals.

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

You’re welcome 😉

[c3po]

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

[slimetony]

there was a financial crisis

[c3po]

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

[swarnpert]

friend: hey you wanna go to jimmy johns?  me, an intellectual: i would love to have a meal at james johnathans

[meanplastic]

ICONIC

[soracities]

Eileen Myles, ‘Basic August’

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Gemma Arterton photographed by Richard Phibbs for Town & Country Magazine (2017)

[whatafuckinfamilypicture]

[throwbackblr]