#high thoughts

by shelby

[highdiery]

When u high and come inside and eat a small pack of runts and then next thing you know you're on this website

[highdiery]

BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. THE YEAR IS 2018. There was a sudden explosion outside of the room titled "Megan." Maniac laughter followed soon after. The words "finally" echoed and then complete darkness. Voices roared in the distance. Suddenly, a loud BANG. The voices stopped. A man's raspy voice spoke from close by. ... ... the doctors couldn't take all the Megan lena amanda ashton brook allison tara nicholes bailys etc in the entire earth, so they had to create an alternate dungeon full of darkness to feed the monsters.. ... ... SHHRIIIIIIEEEKK The lights went out. You open your eyes. Suddenly your skin begins to bubble. You're baking. And for some reason your stomach catches fire. Shrieking. But it's getting louder. The noise is uNBEarAbLe.. End.

[highdiery]

So I get high and I'm walking into my fiancées kitchen and I gen a yeast roll and for some odd reason i start humming The High School Musical song (THERE BESIDE ME) and i stArT chewING TO THE BEAT and i swall AND THEB BREAD GETS STUCK IN MY THROAT FOR A QUICK SECOND AND I START TO PANIC AND LITERALLY THE ONLY THING ON MY MIND WAS THE FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG !!!.

[djpocketwatch]

I’M FUCKING CRYING

[highdiery]

Ok reposting from my main account

THIS IS LITERALLY ME THO

[nutnics]

[highdiery]

So the whipping noise in the Taylor Swift song Ready for It and the death noise or whatever from undertale sound so similar.

I'm surprised Taylor Swift hasn't brought Andrew to court yet LOL

[highdiery]

Tfw you know you have hella potential to make yourself look nice and feel better by putting on some make up & styling your hair but decided to be a high piece of trash and mentally complain about walking all the way to chik-fil-a bc I'm tired

[highdiery]

[highdiery]

i should tell you that i live with my nana/grandmother

I'M GONNA SCREAM I'M HIGH AS FUCK AND I'm on my way home and roll a nice as blunt and I'm so proud so I take a pic right So I'm smoking in my car at home and I'm like shiiiit I'm so proud of myself I should send that to the person who introduced me to weed So I get on my phone aaaand ,,boop,, Sent. I then proceed to call that person. They answer. I start getting her hyped and tell her abt my creation and I said that I sent her a pic. She them tells me she hadn't gotten it. After a while I get bored and open my phone and the word "Nana" is on the top of the screen. I Iook down and notice the picture of my perfectly rolled blunt. I have never Felt so much emotion in my entire life Rush through my body like a thrashing wave. I. Had. Sent. A. Picture. Of. My. Blunt. To. My. Very. Own. Grandmother. I hung up the phone and took my keys out of the ignition so fast and ran inside (but ever so quietly). I slipped in that motherf**Kers room (sry nana) and took her phone and deleted that bitch so fast. Her phone is currently in the living room. Where it will stay. Until tomorrow. I have never. Felt so much adrenaline. I'm still so shook.

[highdiery]

Y'ALL OK SO I'M HIGH AND THINKING AND LIKE WHAT IF THIS PERSON GOT SO HIGH THAT THEY WROTE THE BOOK AFTER SOME WICKED LSD TRIP AND LIKE THAT'S WHAT MADE THE BIBLE ?

[stonerpros-blog]

Cannabis - the finest intoxicant

[stability]

[highdiery]

Tfw u high

[highdiery]

I’m high and locking eye contact with people feels like my eyes are doing one of roadhogs moves and pulling the other persons eyeballs in and close to mine

[highdiery]

What if we merged gummy vitamins and weed together. Mmmm I'd be up every morning to take my vitamins.

[highdiery]

Ok so you know how edibles take about an hour for it to actually get u high WELL It corresponds so well with actually smoking. Get a temporary one to two hour smoke high and them get the EDIBLE HIGH WHEN IT KICKS IN YEAH FUCKIN BUDDY

[highdiery]

It’s so funny that ppl put aliens and weed together bc it ounds alien even thinking abt it Like lol I’m literally BURNING UP A PLANT AND INHALING IT’S REMAINS ?