* MCPHEARSON, GORDON.

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lilibetmoody‌:

“Ye sound like a wee barra everytime ye get caught. Haud the whinging and use your head next time for the love.” 

“…..you got caught by a wizard, right?” 

“ i did use my head! doors burn the best of all wood objects. then rox’s melon of an uncle has a look round, sees i’m borrowing his door as though it’s pure terrorism. got in an unnecessary row over a bit of wood, so dramatic. ”

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mcgnifiques‌:

     “listen, mate.  you know i always try my best to comprehend what you’re saying — and not to pat myself on the back, but i think i usually do a pretty great job.  like now.  you had me all the way up to, uh, ‘shaggin’ nines’.  definitely caught lasagne at the end though.”

“ ye do and i appreciate that, bruv. shaggin’ nines, ye know, like near fitties but they’ve got to be a bit funny lookin’ to be interesting, yeah? anyways, that’s not important. what’s important is that i’ve missed the portkey to the bonfire and i’ll never forgive your uncle for it. we’re enemies now. ”

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irisparkinscn‌:

“please tell me you actually stole someone’s door for a bonfire. that’d be the best thing i’ve heard all day, and i’ve heard some pretty wild things so far. also, nines? why are your standards so low? i never go below ten, personally.”

“ ‘ stole ’ is a harsh word─ i ‘ borrowed ’ it. as though the wee git isn’t a fuckin’ wizard and can conjure up fifty different doors if he fucking pleased. i’ve only ever seen one ten in my life, parkinson; am no’ a liar. ”

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lysnders‌:

“oi, don’t shit on lasagnas. what’d they ever do to ya? BESIDES, you can snort lines, shag nines and bake lasagnas — they’re not mutually exclusive activities, ya know. open your mind ‘n heart, and a world of opportunities will arise.” they paused for a second, before laughing. “a fucking door, by the way? brilliant.”

“ all three? am no’ martha stewart, mate. heavy annoying having to explain how stupid it is to get mad i’m borrowing the door when we’ve got a magic fucking wand to wave around and make a new one. the wood on this one’s all rotted anyway, ye fucking decrepit, ‘as being nice taking it off yer hands. ”

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pennypuddifoots‌:

Penny’s eyebrows rose higher and higher the longer he talked, part amusement and part confusion as she tried to keep up with him. “I mean, I think it’s part of the deal that adults just don’t always understand why we do the things we do, but — you didn’t actually bring a door to a bonfire, did you? That’s dedication.” 

“ fully intended to but never made it to the blasted portkey ‘cos i was getting blethered at by a knob. i say we have a bonfire once term starts and make it a BYOD─ bring yer own door. ”

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roxannewcasley‌:

“EVERYTHING you do is mindless, you fucking dumbass. My aunt and uncle are going to bloody tear you a new one when they come home to find their door missing. Fuck, you made sure Toto wasn’t able to just run outside, right? Because if he got out, you’re about to have much bigger problems than the DMLE. Lily’s going to try tossing you into a bonfire – and I wouldn’t call that white boy you shagged a nine, by the way. At best, he’s a SIX.”

“ no need to worry about that, love, your specky uncle had a fit when he saw me carrying it. i says, ‘ what’s the prob, potty? ye got a wand, haven’t ye? make another! ’ and he’s pure foaming at the mouth goin’ oan about how it’s theft. i think your aunt’s got the dog, only reason she didn’t attempt my life. ye don’t get a say in my taste in men when ye haven’t got any. now, are ye done being a pish excuse for a best mate insulting me? we’ve got a party to get to. it’s in romania. ”

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martellcs‌:

❛ i’m pretty sure your definition of vandalism is rather misguided. how would YOU feel if some git came along and took your door off its hinges, thus invading your privacy? ❜ she challenged with an arched brow and impassive expression. ❛ you have to be somewhat mindless if you thought you’d get away with here, i mean honestly. ❜

“ i’d point my wand at the space and make another ‘cos i’m a fucking wizard, ye reprobate. are you done having a go at me over a bit of wood, weirdo? i didn’t chop down a fucking forest. ”

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%✆

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

gordon → louis: am jus spose ta believe massive spiders live in the forbidden forest? whose sold a hoose to a spider?

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

gordon → louis: av just slipped on tae stairs and swear a saw my own arse crack as i fell

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❝ Kid, get off the ground. Spit your blood, and bare your teeth; go down a savage, go down fighting. ❞ 

Gordon McPhearson, Dylan Minnette, Sixteen, Incoming Sixth Year, Slytherin, Cis-male, Muggleborn, He/Him [ El, Twenty-two, EST, She/her ] * ( ABUSE TW, PHYSICAL ABUSE TW, DEATH TW )

character parallels: james cook (skins), nathan young (misfits), mickey milkovich (shameless), dj pauly d (jersey shore), ethan craft (lizzie mcguire), richie tozier (IT), dylan maxwell (american vandal),

zodiac: capricorn ( december 29th )

aesthetic: this fucking video of the exact moment 11 year old gordon met harry potter at king’s cross station

“roxanne thinks he’s a dumbass and she’s right!” - sarah

muggleborn. middle child, the only one who displayed magical abilities after he began turning water into chocolate milk as a toddler and his parents thought he was the second coming of christ. but, as muggles and adults do best, they simply regarded these instances as either they or gordon himself replacing the water with chocolate milk and went on with their oblivious existences, ignoring the signs that persisted throughout his childhood such as:

creating ( warm! ) slippers out of baltic sand when playing by the sea

burped bubbles

created a slave population of the village cats

it wasn’t until his eleventh birthday that an oddly dressed person arrived on his doorstep after his party to explain that gordon was a wizard and, come september, would be attending hogwarts that everything made sense

he was always vivacious and full of life to the point of being a lil terror; charismatic, loyal, and ambitious to fault, and always found himself getting detention at school for one reason or another ( mostly being the fact that the kid literally cannot shut his fucking mouth nor can he be anything but brutally honest. he doesn’t even consider himself brutally honest because that’s just how his entire family speaks to each other and if he offends you... well.... “ have u tried not being a bitch :/? ” )

gordon’s older sister is five years older than him. his brother is seven years younger. since his sister, fiona, is sixteen, she’s out of the house more often than not and it’s up to gordon to take care of his brother, cameron ( arguably his favorite person in the entire universe )

( DEATH TW ) it happens january fifth. gordon’s meant to be looking after cam as he plays outside in the snow. it snowed a lot, rained a lot, the roads were more of a slip and slide than anything else, and the village was under a state of emergency ( aka, stay off the roads for a bit, enjoy some days off school and work xx ). they live on a winding road. gordon wasn’t looking, preoccupied with building a snowman. didn’t turn to look until he heard tires screeching and witnessed a salt truck hit his brother, who had at some point wandered into the road right at the blind curve. 

there wasn’t anything gordon could’ve done to stop it. he was eleven. but as far as he and his parents were concerned, there was. he’s magical, isn’t he? he can do things, he’s going off to study at a magic school. they’ve all seen him move things around before. why didn’t he just magic cameron out of the way? he could’ve done something. he didn’t do anything. his fault. his fault. his fault. my fault. my fault. myfaultmyfaultmyfaultmyfaultmyfault─ ( END DEATH TW )

the mcphearson family changed forever following that. living in that house was like living in a minefield. ( ABUSE AND PHYSICAL ABUSE TW ) anything could set thomas and margaret mcphearson off. thomas chose a hands on method. breathing in the wrong direction could earn gordon physical abuse, but that was nothing compared to a) the anniversary of the accident b) cameron’s birthday c) just having a bad day/too much drink and taking his anger out on gordon. his mother, however, utilized venomous words, gaslighting, manipulation─ her weapons against her remaining son. she effectively crumbled his fucking psyche.  ( END ABUSE & PHYSICAL ABUSE TW )

at first, his sister, a boarding school student as is, avoided the family all together, but in the years following the accident grew more protective of gordon and would try and defend him, but she was rarely home and soon went to university all the way in london. he had no one. 

gordon found his own way to kings cross. picture it tho a chubby 11 year old with an attitude problem traveling from douglas, scotland to london, england ready to snark at anyone who questions it

( including harry potter... who gordon had no idea of since he’s. u know. muggleborn )

so what about now? he’s a:

chaos demon

big fan of the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth 

such a fucking hoe! i love i t

is a dork, mclovin :/

will literally cause chaos JUST BECAUSE 

thinks being a gryffindor is the same thing as having a terminal illness

comes off very hostile and gets defensive very easily; definition of someone who can dish it out but can’t take it

hasn’t spoken of his family Once to a single person

( PHYSICAL ABUSE & ABUSE TW ) not uncommon for him to come back from winter holiday/summer break looking a little rough and moody

that is. all i can think of atm . this late as hell sry. alkshgkalg but yeah open 2 plots !! hello !

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rpmememaker‌:

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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“ the olds get so jel when i do anything fun. took a door for a bonfire, never had a problem in the highlands, yeah, but suddenly i’m instigating ‘ pure, mindless vandalism. ’ first off, N O T H I N ’ i do is ever mindless and second off, it’s not my fault i’m out snortin’ lines and shaggin’ nines and you have to pish off home to bake a lasagne. ”

[kubriq]

“I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you.”

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Kid, get off the ground. Spit your blood, and bare your teeth; go down a savage, go down fighting.

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a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

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@gordonmc07: fucking hate tae knight bus drivers that don't wait for ye to sit down and just floor the cunt and ya end up close lining an old granny