vi wants that cookie so effin bad

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[highquality-not]

FIC UPDATE! CHAPTER 7 OF:

just as it was, baby (before the otherness came)

OUT NOW ON AO3!

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summary:

“Your sister committed a crime,” rasps the beast. “I expect her to pay for it.”

The candelabra lays forgotten beside Vi, leaving her– the beast, that deplorable creature, entirely out of the light. Vi can only hear her voice, smell the cloying scent of jasmine drifting off her frame. How must she smell, to need to coat herself in such extensive levels of fragrance? How strange that a monstrous beast with no soul, no humanity, would wear an expensive Parisian fragrance? If there is a woman buried beneath that wolf's growl, perhaps she is a woman that Vi can bargain with.

“Please.” Vi remains on her knees, surrendering herself to the beast's mercy. Her fists clearly have no impact here, nor could leaden bullets down this creature. “If I take her place, take responsibility for her crimes, would you set her free?”

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A tale as old as time. A song as old as rhyme. A lush and magical CaitVi fairytale, starring Vi as our darling Beauty and Caitlyn as our beloved Beast.

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pairing: Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends)

rating: M

current word count: 22.1k

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link:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63145735/chapters/176265511#main

[please note, this fic has been archive-locked to protect from AI data scrapers]

snippet of chapter 7 below the cut!

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“So you will come out with me?” Caitlyn requests once more.

She steps over the threshold of Vi's tower door, her skirts swishing around her. She wears her royal purple gown, the same one worn the day Vi first laid eyes on her, with the regal fabric of its sleeves ruffled around her forearms. Vi realizes, at the sight of the wolf standing on two legs, as tenuous as always it seems for a four-legged creature to walk as a noblewoman would, that this is the very first time Caitlyn has entered her tower. The smell of jasmine fills the room, all-encompassing. There is a dangerous desire building beneath Vi's fingertips, a primal urge to touch. She refrains, holding herself back to fasten her cloak of wool and marten trimmings, stepping out from her tower before she obeys her baser instincts once more.

The marquise guides her out into the snow, which whirls to the ground in picturesque clouds of soft flakes, banking along the many palace walls and gathering on every stoop...

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/63145735/chapters/176265511#main

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[roselavenderminttea]

dulcie collins your big eyes have entranced and enticed me

[qqchurch]

[bodyintheriver]

Relax bro ain’t nobody taking it from you!!

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[bluemandycat]

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[lucydacusgirl]

Does anyone know what to do when you have no ambition or hustle or grind but also need to make money to live when every career in the world is now a miserable rat race.

[sidneywokeby]

nhl goalie problems: like 3 teams have a legit great goalie. league sv% below .900 for the first time in a william years. every goalie streaky and prone to suddenly throwing a series.

pwhl goalie problems: every team has three goalies who should be starters. worst GAA in the league would be middle of the pack in the nhl. nobody can score a fucking goal bc they're all brick walls.

[cyborgpsychic]

I love that people brought the Walter cup out with fucking white gloves on, and they announced how it's pure silver whatever, and then these dirtbag jocks immediately filled the thing with beer and did lesbian communion with it

[taraxippos]

From what I can tell this is the standard level of sexual dimorphism for booktok romance couples

[taraxippos]

Most interesting thing about this post is people tagging it as like ‘straight people version of yaoi size dynamics’ like. Let’s all stop and think for a second where the “penetrative sexual partner is large, dominant, and masculine; the penetrated sexual partner is small, submissive, and feminine” thing (and the presumption of these roles being a necessity and immutable) might also come from.

[taraxippos]

And now it's "more tall bottoms!" "let the tiny girl PEG the man" let us instead continue this thought exercise and examine why we presume that a sexual relationship must be defined around a penetrator/penetrated dynamic, or that there must by necessity be "A top" or "A bottom" and that these roles cannot be fluid, or that penetrative sex is a necessity in a relationship to begin with, or that penetration is an act of dominance and humiliation and by extension it's a Subversive Feminist Win for the Bigger and/or Masculine party to receive, or that these misogynistic-homophobic ideals can be meaningfully addressed by simply Reversing the dynamic. My final message........goodbye..........

[katabasia]

Harrowhark holding up a sign that says "this necromancer recognizes that Not Women can be feminine but Really Hopes that this hot corpse is a girl bc this necromancer wants to Date Her"

[cosmikazie]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[chungledown-bimothy]

I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.

As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.

[afterthemovie]

hello everyone. my name is harrowhark nonagesimus welcome to my meal. i have never cooked before but god asked me to try because he wants us all to eat & exist in union <3 of course i will oblige him because i harrowhark nonagesimus am the most devout worshipper of the locked tomb and the king undying. first up on the menu is soup. i hate flavours so i didn’t put any salt or anything. but don’t worry i put something better :) haha you guessed it! i sectioned my tibia and put it in the soup :) yeah :) so i can explode people :)