My last Guy post so i'm just going to drop the rest of opinions i got from him during my time working there (i was the only one who asked for his thoughts and he loved giving them). Plua bonus fun facts
- women should obviously be allowed to vote because "it's not fair they could get out of it like that." He got very mad at the idea, as if it was somehow an issue because women wanted to have it easy and be lazy
- he believed watching porn is the same as getting cucked. When asked for further elaboration, he claimed the best way to jerk off is "like a fidget thing when you're doing something else. Like watching football. It's not a big deal."
- i'm like 100% sure he might've been asexual because he was very vocal about not dating or having sex with women 'anymore'. He "tried it a few times and it was just kinda gross and sweaty, people have to lie about how good it is or something". Also said he wasn't gay because men made him feel nothing anyway.
- i've never met a man this angry in my life, he cooked with passion but his passion was out of pure rage. He smoked like a chimney but never in the kitchen. Let us steal snacks and desserts whenever he got angry at our boss.
- i've never learnt his opinions on any racial issues because the moment someone would bring up race he'd go on a rant about how much he hated that our race is called "white" because "beige is also a color" and "he didn't get a tan just to be still called white".
- he had a rescue cat named Tomcat (or my language's word for a male cat) which was a girl when he got it, but he got her sterilized and that meant she wasnt a girl anymore apparently. Also he claimed a girl cat wouldn't want to watch football with him but 'he' does and that clearly just makes 'him' a eunuch, "or whatever that third thing is. Binarless. Whatever. You know."
- he said he lives off of fast food and takeout and beer because he had enough of cooking at work and that the only reason he has pots and pans at home is to cook for Tomcat. he was convinced processed cat food was the reason housecats got cancer.
- i'm pretty sure all he did in life was watch football, go to work, go to the gym, and learnt Ukrainian online, because our other cook was a ukranian woman who would often speak to her friends on the phone in Ukrainian and he was so sure they were talking shit about him. She told me that they indeed were. By the time i worked there he's been learning it for about ten months and they would sometimes got in screaming matches with eachother in a mix of Ukrainian and our language. They hated eachother but when her abusive ex came to us to talk to her he'd yell at him until he left because apparently the guy owed him forty bucks.
- a coworker once complained about a painful period and he chimed in to say that if he were a woman he'd just get pregnant to not have to deal with that. He was very convinced that pregnant women are treated better by society and that if you give a kid up for adoption you get paid for it. When asked about how he'd deal with all the issues pregnancy can give you, he thought for a long moment and say that he doesnt even like beer that much and could probably give it up for that, cause he's not stupid enough to want a period.
He was a pretty shitty person and very unlikable but honestly I have to respect that type of hatred for the world that he carried. Also fascinating opinions and I am grateful i got to study him in his natural environment.
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