;)

hee-ho! name's hil.

[hilarychuff]

all the right reasons (all the wrong places), a bachelor au in my stranger things au graphic series

Back when Robin was in high school, Steve Harrington was just some obnoxious jerk who couldn’t keep his bagel crumbs to himself in history class. Now, unbelievably, he’s both her best friend and the next star of The Bachelor. It starts as a joke, the idea that she’ll pretend to be one of the contestants so she can suss out his options for him, but when the time comes, she finds herself actually going undercover. The producers agreed to give them one night only, but Robin is pretty sure that’ll be enough to get at least a basic sense of all his potential future fiancées — or at least it would be if she could just stop losing track of time while talking to Chrissy Cunningham, a fellow contestant who somehow manages to be so much more than just the reality TV cliché of a beautiful girl with a sad backstory.

ft. steve as the bachelor, robin as his undercover bestie, and chrissy as one of his contestants

read it on ao3

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[desert-love]

[emziess]

Tristan, Avery & Max Doctor Odyssey, S01E14

[tvuniverse]

DOCTOR ODYSSEY Avery Morgan + formal wear

[yuridiot]

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

[madeofmunson]

[gorgynei]

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

[gorgynei]

#(thousand-yard sex-disinterested aroace stare) cool opinion. love seeing this same sentiment 10000 times a day on this website

im also aroace. being disinterested in sex and romance is still sexual perversion in the eyes of the state. get more perverted in whichever direction fills you with the most joy!!!!!!

[hilarychuff]

toxic yuri daensa mulholland drive au who sees the vision......

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[tylrgalpins]

STRANGER THINGS 5 | 5.04 - Chapter Four: Sorcerer

[hilarychuff]

Par for the Course, Chapter 3

robin's been dating chrissy cunningham since school got back from spring break, but they haven't had their first real, official, solo date night — until now.

“Have fun tonight, ladies!” Steve calls after them once they’ve climbed out of the car, leaning over Dustin to shout through the passenger side window. “If there’s any problem with your ride later, I should be home by 10, alright? Ring if you need me.”

Standing next to Robin on the curb, Chrissy says nothing. She just offers Steve another smile, hands held perfectly at her sides like it’s a position in one of her cheer routines.

“Uhhh, yeah,” Robin jumps in. “Sure.”

Chrissy probably thought Steve was talking to her, anyway. Not that Chrissy and Steve aren’t friends, but Steve is Robin’s Steve, and Chrissy knows that. She probably figured Robin would respond. And she is. Responding.

“Thanks for the drop off,” she adds. “We’ll be OK. Right, Chrissy?”

She leans in to brush their shoulders together, and Chrissy nods. Keeps smiling. Speaks again for the first time in the last few minutes.

“We’ll be OK. Thanks for the ride, Steve. Enjoy the movie, Dustin.”

“Yeah, yeah, we’ll see,” Dustin grumbles.

keep reading

[heartsl0b]

C I T Y   C I T Y   C I T Y

[hilarychuff]

Par for the Course, Chapter 3

robin's been dating chrissy cunningham since school got back from spring break, but they haven't had their first real, official, solo date night — until now.

“Have fun tonight, ladies!” Steve calls after them once they’ve climbed out of the car, leaning over Dustin to shout through the passenger side window. “If there’s any problem with your ride later, I should be home by 10, alright? Ring if you need me.”

Standing next to Robin on the curb, Chrissy says nothing. She just offers Steve another smile, hands held perfectly at her sides like it’s a position in one of her cheer routines.

“Uhhh, yeah,” Robin jumps in. “Sure.”

Chrissy probably thought Steve was talking to her, anyway. Not that Chrissy and Steve aren’t friends, but Steve is Robin’s Steve, and Chrissy knows that. She probably figured Robin would respond. And she is. Responding.

“Thanks for the drop off,” she adds. “We’ll be OK. Right, Chrissy?”

She leans in to brush their shoulders together, and Chrissy nods. Keeps smiling. Speaks again for the first time in the last few minutes.

“We’ll be OK. Thanks for the ride, Steve. Enjoy the movie, Dustin.”

“Yeah, yeah, we’ll see,” Dustin grumbles.

keep reading

[hilarychuff]

toxic yuri daensa mulholland drive au who sees the vision......

[plutonus]

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

[luimnigh]

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[silvermoon424]

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.