I’m Trying

[windows5]

me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

[aw1998monsters]

[teathattast]

[parakeet]

the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life… 

[badoptics]

do you need to talk

[parakeet]

i wish i was a croissant 

[lesbiskammerat]

i feel like it must be the height of luxury and decadence to be a kid sitting in one of those little trailers attached to your parent’s bike, being driven around like some kind of pompous miniature capitalist, relaxing with perhaps a small snack while your personal chauffeur takes you wherever you wish

[lesbiskammerat]

[knifefightscene]

[gumx395]

1) pigtails aren’t long enough to “pull on” anymore

2) her bangs are more choppy and fun rather than seductively “framing her face”

3) her boobs aren’t half a foot off her ribcage (I’m guessing they made her wear a padded bra in Suicide Squad)

4) Her skimpy clothing looks more like a choice rather than the tired “women’s clothes strategically ripped” trope

5) she’s not wearing a fucking dog collar

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

it looks like she dressed herself and had fun with it as opposed to it being painfully obvious a man dressed her

[profeminist]

6) The camera is centered on her face not her chest.

[cantabilechaos]

You see this is what people should be talking about when they say it’s a character’s “choice” to dress a certain way. Skimpy clothing doesn’t have to scream “I’m here for you to consume” it can be “I’m wearing this because it’s fun and whether you like it or not isn’t my problem”

Also we all know Harley is a disaster bisexual and that gloriously hideous outfit is perfect for her

[powerfulwizard]

love how the russo brothers are so paranoid that everyone is going to find out spoilers for their twist filled movie which is 90% just going to be people in ugly costumes punching things like every single avengers movie and almost every single superhero movie in general. be careful guys. people might find out early that hulk is going to punch thanos. wouldn’t want the surprise of thor hitting a guy with a hammer getting out to the public, it might ruin the movie. 

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[toastbutteregg]

printers can smell panic

[gaxbe-deactivated20151208]

So I downloaded this app that tells me what phase the moon is in and apparently it speaks in the first person

[island-delver-go]

Edible arrangements trying to use my birthday? No thanks

[horseysurprise-blog]

[pr1nceshawn]

Dogs Living The Good Life.

[jacler]

Proof white people like their dogs too much

[ruinedchildhood]

[frawgs]

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed

[yungcourt]

[cybergata]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

goat cat

[gluten-free-pussy]

A coat

[pardonmewhileipanic]

A gat

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[talkwise]

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead