As You Wish

He spoke of a girl of surpassing beauty, i can only assume he meant you

[liache]

junkrat got a skin, some boba, AND an ass

merry christmas

[hillenarts]

@riomotley

[pkpaulshow]

Me

[velariumv2]

Basically the whole game series

[alltheassassinscreed]

New Assassins Creed Gif via Giphy http://ift.tt/2rLf4ZG My Other Social Stuff http://insidific.com http://youtube.com/Insidific http://twitch.tv/Insidific http://twitter.com/Insidific http://instagram.com/Insidific http://facebook.com/Insidific

[kermakatti]

Here I go musically shitposting again

[homunculus-argument]

are you fucking kidding me this is a banger

[freeshfries98]

I wanna buy it

[chulshik]

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

[island-delver-go]

[creed-of-corruption]

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

[martianbees]

[bushybeardedbear]

I’m choking on laughter.

Send help…

[matt-murdass]

Dick Grayson in ‘Titans’: FUCK BATMAN

Alfred Pennyworth if he ever heard that come from his mouth:

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

[disastrousqueer]

i need that

[feralpussylover]

My url is pretty vanilla I doubt something will happen even

[feralpussylover]

Woah thanks anon!!💞❤👀

[spetey-man]

🤔

[incorrect-mcrquotes-deactivated]

none of you could ever fucking do it with mine

[344x-azucar]

Welcome to the pirate brigade Junkrat. 

[hillenarts]

@riomotley

[natalyaromanovaaa-deactivated20]

The struggle of trying to heal a Genji

[knife-bullets]

no shit sherlock

[thecollectibles]

Designs by Datsumoto Satanawa for Assassin’s Creed Origins

[zaneclodon]

Patch Notes

Winston’s design revised to include more human traits

Winston’s loadout redesigned around stealth

All other heroes removed

Game name changed to Oversquatch

[hillenarts]

@riomotley

[maxbanshees]

here’s some redesign ideas based on the features i could see on junkrat’s leaked pirate skin, like the necklace w/ the bouncy physics and his satchel/canteen being replaced by a map and skull

[junkystein]

[rebootera]

[setheverman]

i love this so much

[grimbrother]

this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.

[kermakatti]

Here I go musically shitposting again

[homunculus-argument]

are you fucking kidding me this is a banger

[freeshfries98]

I wanna buy it