Literally anything

Hannah/Freesh/Jax | 27 | Any Pronouns | married ❤️❤️❤️ | pfp by whirlpoolof🌵#1416 on discord

[goth-queen]

[cosmovain]

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

[cosmovain]

[macleod]

Happy MAR10 day, how is this paper only a year old?

[did-i-mention-the-shirt]

He wrote another

[terracotta7]

The Mammal and the Reptile is a literary masterpiece.

[plumbewb]

hear me out…

[punkrock-bottom]

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

[lazydelusions]

[peachdoxie]

[kingscrown666]

I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive

Deep voice, big muscles, Tall

Like. What am i missing here?

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

honey he has a fish for a head

[kingscrown666]

So what, all of a sudden mermaids aren't hot?

[isitanormiepick]

Is Captain Gantu (Lilo & Stitch, 2002) a "Normie" Hear-Me-Out Pick?

absolutely that is a conventionally attractive alien

no he has a fish for a head

Voting ended onFeb 26

[curlicuecal]

(my tags for context:)

#I feel like if people are going to argue that pyramid isn't a normie pick then gantu can't be a normie pick#so I voted no#but i also think both of them are intended to be attractive in a general way so in my heart they're obvs a normie yes#idk maybe my argument here is that normies don't even notice what they like half the time

And then peer-reviewing these tags:

YOU. you understand me perfectly.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

[mudkipper]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

my personal favorites

[everythingstarstuff]

[kaedien]

boot up, Bitch

[izhunny]

That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.

[wolfbrotherzach]

Melania Trump watching her shitty-ass documentary get steamrolled at the box office by a guy who screams at video games for a living.

[freeshfries98]

This was my experience reading Warrior Cats for the first time

[egberts]

[collegiatitanica]

[hoogger]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[slyeposting]

[mixed-dbag]

I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted

[girl-detector]

[fadeintoyou1993]

god take woody allen johnny depp roman polanski quentin tarantino brad pitt morrissey p diddy and all these other freaks and give us back catherine o'hara

[sublimerebeldefendor]

Catherine O'Hara

4 March 1954 - 30 January 2026

[tocif]

i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling this bitch up, kylo came in and started doing his usual tantrum shit in the background unprovoked, meanwhile oblivious to all thats happening and let me tell you no porn has ever cut me so off guard and brought me to tears in .01 seconds until now

[autismgaysparklez-deactivated202]

re-posting bc reblogs got turned off etc

[memewhore]

[chibisquirt]

#i'm losing my SHIT#would you like to not see a dog?#it's brown Thank you, @dreamwaffles, that's it EXACTLY 😂

[rip13y]

[dreamofbecoming]

[commiegoth]

I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

[gauntletqueen]

It works in motion too!! Took me half an hour asdgfsadfghas

[infininoodle]

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum