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Aro/ace | he/she/they | The Witcher, Critical Role, D&D, LoTR, cute animals

[writing-prompt-s]

A demon has cursed you with the inability to have children or form a family, and as soon as you learn of this you went to tell the witch who you promised your firstborn child, as this clearly will prevent you from fulfilling your side of the deal.

[mothnem]

The witch just nods and calls her lawyer Fae. Even demons need to learn to not infringe on deals.

[madeofmanyfandoms]

Lawer fae: "After reviewing all of the documentation, I'm happy to inform you that there is a very simple solution!" 😀

Witch: And that is?

Lawer fae: While we can't remove the curse ourselves, your deal predates it by a significant margin. And since the curse interferes with the deal maker's ability to fulfill their end of the agreement through no fault of their own, you would be well within your rights to demand that the Demon either remove the curse or pay the price instead!

[anoonzee]

Coming up next on "UNSEELIE COURT"...

[phenanthreneblue]

@zachariah-trench seems on-brand.

[demonicae]

'CEOS losing millions of dollars for being a piece of shit and choosing AI over people' is definitely one of my favourite things to read about.

Please someone tell me the QA lead told the dev/CEO to go fuck themselves?

I wish that CEO (and others like them) a very merry 'go bankrupt.' This crappy bubble can't pop fast enough.

[yuriwinged]

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

[heydocverdant]

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

[illmoraineakoi]

I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."

Gender affirmed by Dragon. Amazing.

[heydocverdant]

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[micdixart]

Dont worry guys its just his revenge body

[jaskierswolf]

Aromantic Week 2022

AO3 Series - @thepassifloradiscord AO3 Collection

I'm putting ship names but the majority of these are purely platonic/QPRs.

The Rest Was History - Geraskier

A Man of The World - Gerlion

One of Those Days - Valskier (rated M)

What is Lost - Geraskier (Minor Character Death)

The Last Wish - Geraskier > Yenralt

A Friend Date - Geraskier

Plant Mums - Triss/Sabrina

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

[infinite-mirrors]

i have other things i need to be arting but i saw this post and couldn’t help myself lmao

[infinite-mirrors]

There is now a companion fic to this art guys!! By the lovely @jaskierswolf :) read it on tumblr or on ao3. Send them some love!

[galileo-figero]

I don't think yall are ready to discuss the level of sexyman status these two would have achieved if the 70s had Tumblr

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

[fuctacles]

HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY

[bedupolker]

It feels cool to be "in" on celebrity gossip before anyone else. I ran into Californian Condor V9 and looked her up on the condor lookup website. It says her current mate is dead and she has no kids but I saw her with a new man AND a juvenile.

[taciturn-nerd]

@bedupolker I hope you don't mind but I made a tabloid cover out of this

I used two more condor photos by Andrew Orr and Alam Clampitt from peregrinefund.org

Gotta use the skills I learned from making tabloids out of the Jane Austen novels somewhere right?

Great, now I feel like I'm bird shaming. Congrats V9 on your new family!

[urie]

you KNOW the montreal queer community is sick to their fucking STOMACHS that they had gay as fuck shane hollander as their captain and they had no idea the entire time. fierté montréal is screaming crying throwing up that they never got shane to appear at the pride festival. theyre trying to contact him to this day like heyyyyyyyyyy mr. hollander ummmm..... Please Please Please Please Please can you come PLEEEEASE and what they dont know is shane would genuinely rather die than be a gay icon and eventually he has yuna set up filters in his inbox so that they go straight to junk mail

[urie]

meanwhile ilya is like Hey i'll go. Hey can i go. can i come? I would like to go to this fun party please. Please. I would like to be honored by your beautiful city please. and fierté montréal has to start sending his messages straight to junk as well

[ultramaddie]

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

[ultramaddie]

every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

[edgebug]

[piranya]

[edgebug]

[saoirseronanswife]

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

[syn-ack]

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

[garlic-bready]

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I love her

[weaselle]

working weasel

[hugewoman]

Women in stem