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sun: Taurus rising: Cancer moon: Scorpio they/them 24

[roguemonsterfucker]

Be honest: if you actually in real life had a chance to fuck a monster, would you? Or do you just like monsters in fiction?

For the sake of this thought experiment, just imagine your ideal situation and relationship. If everything worked out the way you would really want, would you fuck a monster?

[roguemonsterfucker]

So many people saying ‘it depends’ when I clearly stated ‘imagine your ideal situation’...

[dzamie]

probably because "yes of course" is kind of a boring response

[roguemonsterfucker]

I don’t see how just saying “it depends” and not elaborating is any more interesting than “yes of course” though lol

[overactiveoceanmind]

@himbodeku you already know…with the right circumstances I will 100 percent do it. Orcs? Nagas? Lycans? Minotaurs? I’m in. And you’ll be right behind me on that train to chaos.🫡

[himbodeku]

@overactiveoceanmind absolutely correct my friend the answer is yes no explanation needed

[ependadrawsguildwars2]

Big buff feral commander Toska, Can’t wait to see what adventures await her in Cantha!

[thesuprememonsterfucker]

I am GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

[overactiveoceanmind]

@himbodeku this is definitely your type of woman.

[himbodeku]

Correct I am in LOVEEEE

[literalnobody]

Stop waiting for a forest God to make you his bride, just put on a wedding dress and take matters into your own hands!

[wlwrambling]

here, have some:

[nilesfreeman]

[dragonindigo245]

Delicious

[official-lucifers-child]

[smolfroggy-deactivated20220520]

[the-quasar-hero]

[theautumnace]

[everkings]

Festive Fall Ace Beverages, for you and yours

[pudsdamoggie]

Cheers

[volley-ball-101]

A fat chunk of the Mutuals I vibe with are aro or ace so I am very much inclined to respect my homies

[hey-op-just-kill-me]

[windewehn]

[frnkieroismydaddy]

[paganinpurple]

[beenovel]

[messiambrandybuck]

[thetravelingsologuy-deactivated]

@himbodeku ayeeeee you know I gotta drink up👏🏾👏🏾

[himbodeku]

y’all better

[happyheidi]

(via)

[himbodeku]

“Is it gay to dream about kissing the homies.” -a gay slut

[mr-psycho-bunny]

I present to you one of my favorite cartoon jokes XD

[thetravelingsologuy-deactivated]

When I tell you this was one of the shows that shaped my humor… @himbodeku We both resonate with Kronk a little too well.😭😭

[himbodeku]

Well I resonate with Kronk cause I’m queer soooo 👀☕️

[tri4l-and-t3rror]

“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.

[espanolbot2]

Hm, I was pondering about the recent-ish trope of Adventuring Guilds (effectively trade unions for protagonists in fantasy rpg-inspired settings, which I’m sure I’ve seen in a bunch of things but the main example that springs to mind is Goblin Slayer to my annoyance but the Hero Association in One Punch Man has a similar albeit superhero-slanted deal), and how mechanically in the setting they exist to ensure x reward is provided for x amount of work/danger involved but in a meta sense are there so the characters don’t have to go looking for heroing gigs on ye olde Craigs Lyst or something.

It’s an interesting idea, similar in a manner to the many fantasy trope-tinged guilds in the Discworld novels of the late great Terry Pratchett, although an amusing idea occurred to me with the idea of trade unions for fantasy heroes.

Like, if there are unions to ensure employment and fair pay for folks clearing out dungeons, getting gnolls out the cabbage patch, stopping gnomes from going through your bins, and so on, then, logically, there much exist fantasy hero scab workers as well.

Folks that the local king or something brings in for lower pay on more dangerous jobs. Folks who are, say, completely new to the setting, out of their depth, and are thrust into a dangerous situation by a seemingly benevolent authority figure because said authority figure is too cheap to hire someone who understands the risks involved and asks more suitable wages for the role…

Y’know…

[gojirahkiin]

Oh my god… the entire isekai genre is a way for Big Adventure to avoid negotiating with Adventurer Unions!

[espanolbot2]

I mean, even as the person who suggested it I’d admit it’s really silly, but at the same time even modern capitalism sucks when dealing with organised labour, I’d imagine that in a pseudo-feudal setting they’d be even more awkward about it.

[crinosg]

Kid from earth: What? Where am I? Who are you?

Wizard: Do not be afraid young one, I have summoned thee from across time and space to our world, we are in desperate need of a hero to save our world from the forces of darkness. It is your destiny to save our world from utter ruination. Will you take on this epic quest.

Kid: Sure!!!

*Bunch of adventurers kick open the door*

Wizard: Oh shit oh shit no no no no.

Head adventurer: AINT NOBODY GOING ON ANY EPIC QUEST.

Kid: Um, who are these guys?

Wizard: Um, they are agents of the dark lord sent to stop you, quickly run past them and go do that quest.

Head adventurer: Yeah you can shut up now. PAULIE. SILENCE SPELL.

Paulie: You got it boss. *Silences the wizard*

Head adventurer: Look kid, we’re representatives of the local 102.

Kid: Uhhh….

Paulie: The adventurer’s union.

Kid: Ah. Okay I know what Unions are. They have those here?

Head Adventurer: Sure do kid, and we got word that this douchebag was using magic to pull in unqualified under aged non union adventurers from another dimension so that he could avoid having to pay us our proper due. How old are you kid?

Kid: Um….14?

Head adventurer: Come on.

Kid: Okay twelve

Head adventurer: *Turns to wizard* You kidnapped a twelve year old kid to go fight the dark lord? Were you even gonna give them any equipment? Any magical training? Any supervision?

Wizard: *shrugs*

Head adventurer: *Hands kid a scroll* Here is a portal scroll back here, you want to still do this in like six years, give us a holler and we’ll set you up with some basic training and an apprenticeship, Until then, go back to your world and do whatever kids there do.

Kid: Yessir.

Head adventurer: As for you ya douchebag, Go tell that fat gasbag of a king he wants the dark lord defeated he better pony up the cash to hire a real, union certified adventuring party. And you try this crap again then the next kid you summon is gonna have an epic quest of dislodging my boot from your ass.

[pineaberry]

I love this…

[frostsinth]

I watched the interdimensional door close, my breath caught in my throat, my heart racing. The dimension I had entered was dark, but seemed to sparkle like emeralds. Light seemed to float and shimmer in an almost solid form. It was hard to make out shapes or depth, but it was eerily beautiful.

“Well well,” Came a hoarse, rasping voice behind me, “What do we have here?”

Seguir leyendo

[liridi-deactivated20250617]

man lord of the rings just fills me with such profound sadness its a world that just…… makes me feel whole and hollow at the same time

[liridi-deactivated20250617]

14 yr old me saw this and knew I would spend the rest of my life trying to explain what the feeling this frame invokes in me is

[chronically-kai]

And on today's episode of what's going on with my polyam brain:

Am I in love with my friends romantically or platonically?

We shall never know....

[himbodeku]

moooooooood

[anexperimentallife]

It’s a cold and it’s a broken jalapeño

[c4mbion]

Sluts go to hell

I would literally ride demon cock at a moment's notice

[writing-prompt-s]

Your mom admits to you that you have some… supernatural blood running through your veins. But she doesn’t remember what kind, cause she was kinda a hoe. 

[verkile-the-husk]

You found out by asking her about the shirt she was wearing.

[himbodeku]

I’m going to shrink down to fairy size and this shall be my new home. Stay magical!

[pwesident]

sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing

[wheezinghorre]

until the demon living under your bed rips it off and has full access to your body

[pwesident]

and the demon is probably hot so she can do what she wants what’s your point

[himbodeku]

she surE CAN