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just me and my stress gastric against the world / only active on weekends

[himirror]

THANK YOU FOR 1000 Kudos!!! 😈🙏

[achillesinhighheels]

[seasonofhorror]

JENNIFER'S BODY

2009, dir. Karyn Kusama

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

[violetthunderstorm]

You have a fitting blog title

[nico-the-overlord]

this post is getting 50k easy

[marlinspirkhall]

[dosmiltres]

i love you alex albon

[ctimenefic]

I spy a prompt list

[pinsaroulettes]

Grand Prix Monaco Historique, 2022

[dosmiltres]

franco colapinto: You are completely crazy nothing makes sense i love you more than yesterday but less than tomorrow 🔞🔞🔞🔞

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[furiouswitchducky]

Daniel Ricciardo watching edits of himself from his F1 years

[cheri-popp]

Max Verstappen Wallpaper

♥︎ Please like / reblog if you use ♥︎

[mournfulroses]

Tsunao Aida, from a poem titled "Legend," featured in From the country of Eight Islands; an anthology of Japanese Poetry

[himirror]

Found a fic so good it simultaneously broke and healed me and changed my life and cleared my skin so if you're into Charles/Daniel, please read this masterpiece:

can you see right through me? By Anonymous

There's also lestappen and Jules/Daniel. 🩷

[goldsbitch]

i'm sorry but mercedes is so unlikeable

[i-am-ami1633]

husband's wardrobe

that’s why Charles is wearing black jeans today (not blue)

[yuleneverwalkalone]

– max verstappen in the red bull hangar back in june after the monaco gp (x)

[the-tie]

formula 1: cars go vroom for two hours, european man wins

formula 1 fandom: 300k word lestappen alpha/beta/omega dynamics omega!max alpha!charles angst and smut pregnant max verstappen maxussy car sex creator chose not to use warnings formula 1 rpf language english comments: 7,856 kudos: 60,279 bookmarks: 3 hits: 182,046 (ongoing)

[himirror]

THANK YOU FOR 1000 Kudos!!! 😈🙏

[himirror]

Thiis silly, silly fic has officially reached 3K kudos!! Thank you, guys!! ♥️

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.