wannabe anime girl

jessica • 18 • an actual pile of shit (๑•́ᴗ•̀๑)

[sportslarper]

[pathologising]

the fresno nightcrawlers

[weedass]

wtf is this junkrat shit

[weedass]

[weedass]

[weedass]

wtf is this junkrat shit

[weedass]

[weedass]

[radiofreederry]

[depsidase]

[actionandreaction]

[jimhensonreject]

This is the real photo

Who on God’s green earth photoshopped their butt cracks to be larger and smaller. Why would anyone do this.

[hunky-salsa-deactivated20240901]

[kittenchomp]

i would go to school if

this was the teacher

this was the uniform

this was the bus

these were the books

[airsignz]

[charlottan]

kind of a milf. reblog

[gotterhag]

hello?

[thatisjacob]

Telekinetic battle

[thesecretuncle]

It’s clear who is winning

[iguanamouth]

My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

[minmoh-remade-deactivated201811]

its fine

[iguanamouth]

its fine

[slavery]

We smoking boobs in 2017

[cosmy]

[ferdinandpenguin]

Jimmy neutron homophobic moments

[cutepilled]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[mens-rights-activia]

[shiftybat]

[puvies-blog]

i wanna suck his dick so bad and i feel like he the type of nigga that’ll let another nigga suck him right quick if he off that brown liquor you feel me and he luv the fags. and he half mexican so that dick prolly beautiful and brown and bout 10 shades darker than the rest of his body. it’s 330 in the morning and i’ve just really been in my feelings and missing sucking on brown and black dick. they just look so appetizing. i’m so tired of sucking on this white nigga’s pale member. naw you know what i’m not tired of sucking his dick it’s just like why it gotta be a white dick? like i know he white but im tired of looking at his white dick. maybe i can give it a nice tan. shine a flashlight on it while he sleep.

[frankoceanvevo]

[badassdemonsword]