You know your parents are hippies when...

My name is Ginger. My parents are hippies...obviously.

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You know your parents are hippies when...

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You know your parents are hippies when...

Mom- "I only dated him for his Rolling Stones tickets"

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You know your parents are hippies when...

 your christmas tree is in a flower pot and has roots

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You know your parents are hippies when...

you wanted to get your hair "feathered" while you were growing up so you would look just like your mom.

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You know your parents are hippies when...

the mantle of the fireplace in your house looks like this

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You know your parents are hippies when...

they collected hundreds of glass wine jugs to make a self-heated/cooled sunroom.

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You know your parents are hippies when...

despite years of searching, you have never found an accurate synonym for "wicked awesome"

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You know your parents are hippies when...

at one point your dad lived in a box but he still had multiple girlfriends.

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You know your parents are hippies when...

you have chickens and you live in the suburbs. And their names are sunshine, sweet pea, meadow, honey, etc.

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You know your parents are hippies when...

People always ask you to retell the story of your father hitch-hiking to Woodstock when he was 11.

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You know your parents are hippies when...

The story of how your parents met involves your father stealing your mothers quarters from the pool table in a bar.

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You know your parents are hippies when...

Instead of "where are you?" texts, you get texts that say "Hello, is there anybody in there?", "Just nod if you can hear me", "is there anyone home?".

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You know your parents are hippies when...

you knew how to play quarters in 2nd grade.

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You know your parents are hippies when...

you judge a concert based on how many days your ears rang afterward

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You know your parents are hippies when...

You think it's totally normal to stop on the side of the road to dig up a plant because   "we all share mother nature, stealing plants isn't stealing".

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You know your parents are hippies when...

Your three cardinal rules growing up were

1.Don't get pregnant

2. Don't shoot up heroin

3. Don't commit armed robbery (notice no mention of unarmed robbery, I never understood that)

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You know your parents are hippies when...

You flip a peace sign to bad drivers on the highway.

-If you've never done this, you have to try it. People make the most hilarious face at you.