I'm 157% hipster

My name is Kallico and I have various interests (Including, but not limited to: Anime, Cats, Pastel shit, Cats, Steven Universe, Cats, DCI/Color guard, and Cats. Oh and candy.)

[april]

subject: my cat

symptoms:

small

makes small noises

small brain (stupid)

diagnosis: baby

course of action: kiss on the head

[ya-boi-jag]

my grandma shooting a laser at me because i said i'm not hungry

[dnald]

Visit Original Link

Griffin: Yeah, you climb the stairs, and uhh… it is, uhh, an uneventful climb to the 20th floor. And uh, as–

Travis: Floor 20!

Griffin: As– what?

Justin: [snorts]

Travis and Justin: Floor 20!

[3 whole seconds of unedited silence]

Griffin: We’re not gonna say anything better than that, like–

Travis: Griffin, we gotta fight some weeds at Floor 20.

Griffin: We have 30 more minutes to go, and we’re not gonna say anything better than that.

Clint: [laughs]

Griffin: Did you even think about that?

[rubysapphrald]

hey uh. *clears throat*

homestuck is genuinely pretty good, five nights at freddie’s was scary and interesting with great lore, fortnite and minecraft are harmless, and oh baby you bet your fucking BUTTONS that undertale still slaps and always will slap wicked hot pussy

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[fishmech]

yea on the vacation juice alright

[wormboyman]

[porterr-robinson]

[princesstigerbelle]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO

THANk YOU!!

[larrytrainor]

boba actually means boob 😔

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

[anarch0possum]

we been drinkin

titty tea

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

1-800-ARE-YOU-

[yashas-strong-arms]

[maulgoths]

you know what F*CK gender norms

i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider

[takemetosnurch]

*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

[vvdotcom]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

I believe every cat is born with an art history degree

[valtsv]

is there any sight in the world more healing than the that of a cat trotting daintily towards you

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

[seabassbitch]

people going off on peta via pokemon is all ive ever wanted (x)

[theofficialvincenzo]

The pokedex entry for wooloo literally says that they are regularly sheered and live lives of 0 conflict

[elidaddyy]

Summer mood. x