i just turned 18 i can finally learn what "penis" is
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i just turned 18 i can finally learn what "penis" is
JESUS CHRIST
Hey boss man can't come in to work today. I'm just not feeling the love. You know how it is. Not feeling the love. At all
let’s get on mama’s last nerve
“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help
not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt
pretty sure he came from japan?
When David Lynch fell in love with lithography in Paris
i always thought that being cool and rebellious and stronger and being able to do what i want will be easier when i will be older and i was so fucking right about it even if for the wrong reasons
Happy 420 you STONER SKANK💅🏽!!! Make sure a BLUNT🌳🌳🌳 isn’t the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS👄👅 🍒around today😏. Get HIGH 💨💨💨today and get your mans DICK🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER😍💦💦. Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮that edible to practice ❤️❤️❤️SWALLOWING😻🙌🏽👅 a monster cock! Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even BETTER 😫😫😫is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! Send this to all of your stoner sluts👀👀👀. If you get NONE back you get stoned to death😵😲! If you get 5 back your a HOT lil nug🌳🍁. If you get 20 back you’re the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT 🔥
the fact that petey didn’t get a mention in the finale is actually insane. mark scout. mark you have the answers your innie wants. petey told you. remember petey? mark s does. they killed him in his life and then he died in yours too. he told you this information for a reason. tell him how your lives will intertwine as far back as your fifth birthday. tell him the meaning petey found in being reintegrated. acknowledge him. petey. remember petey? remember petey? remember petey? r
this show is so fucking funny
OH DON'T YOU SEE. IT'S HER BLUEPRINT. ITS HER MIND.
do you think burt and fields know how badly they fucked up by revealing to irving that severance has been going on for way longer than the public knows. do you think they know about his i hate lumon diary and his locked case of secure & confidential documents and his pepe silvia wall of corridor paintings. or do you think they sent him on his way with his little tupperware out the door. baby yall picked the WRONG motherfucker to invite to your little ham & cuckolding soiree
absolutely insane episode as per fucking usual but perhaps most insane detail of all that's gonna get glossed over is the reveal that the birthing cabin was made specifically to facilitate the severed women WHOM JAME EAGAN GOT PREGNANT. not only has he been siring bastard children on mistresses THOSE MISTRESSES WERE INNIES. he's been leveraging his position as the ceo (which in lumonspeak is basically the head of the church, a pseudo-deity figure) to manipulate and seduce women already lacking in personhood whom are emotionally children and then shipping them off to be hidden away when he leaves evidence behind. remember the news broadcast in season 1 mark was watching about a severed woman who became pregnant at work. we finally have an answer to how that happened. it really is just a means of enacting violence against women all the way down huh!!!
WHEEZING
she’s unhinged she’s religiously traumatized she’s a child soldier she’s a genius she’s 5’1 and commands every room she walks into she’s middle-aged she’s good with babies she’s bad at baking she’s a horrifying driver and she has never done anything wrong in her life
the people hating on the Cobel solo ep r crazy bc for me one of the biggest mysteries of the show has ALWAYS been "wtf is up with that absolute freak?" She is so deeply strange and captivating. Finding out the specific kind of madness that has been motivating her methods has haunted me since she was talking about de-icing her stoop, and now we know! child soldier PhD student mourning both her mother and her stolen IP!!! THATS why she's crazy THATS why she is so incomprehensible and strange. obsessed obsessed obsessed.