Profiled For Being An Edriss Stan

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[pedestriansteppers]

Hermann Hesse crawling after his cat

[annabelle--cane]

can i use you as a substitute for forming my own opinions

I would usually caution against this but lucky for you all my opinions have always been correct so it's fine

[moveslikekeithrichards]

any time i copy paste a message to send to 2 different chats i feel like such a fake ass bitch but im choosing to look at it as the digital equivalent of standing in a doorway hollering so people in both rooms can hear me

[is-this-fascism]

its funny to me how warmups for instruments generally sound nice and pretty. like just basic scales or chords. the exercises i do on my guitar could be mistaken for actual music at times.

and then vocal warmups are shit like. bark like a seal. grunt like a thwomp from mario 64. now sing the melody but instead of the lyrics youre saying 'moo moo mee mee mah mah' even the scales you gotta moo mee mah through that shit and its just so goofy every time. and this is why im not a singer

[is-this-fascism]

see this is exactly what i mean. i thought someone was having a mental break of some kind in my notes until i remembered what i had posted last night

[wiionme]

[segamascott]

to make it more lynchian can't you read

[ryoshudoodles]

Crossover Designs- Coraline

Araya- Has been pretty solitary since her and mommy moved by themselves and mommy is busy working. Araya is too young to understand that her mother is trying her best, leading her to lash out and seek the company of the other mommy.

Ryoshu- Araya's one and only mommy. She isn't perfect. She smokes hiding away feom Araya, but her daughter can still tell when she does. She works long hours and gets home with just enough energy to make Araya do her homework. She doesn't know how to cook and unfortunately has little time to get better. She also loves Araya more than anything and would give her life to protecting her

Yoshihide- Araya's other mommy. There's nothing other mommy can't do. She knows how to make every delicious meal, every mouthwatering desserts, and all the pretty clothing Araya would want, just by looking at them. She is very lonely. She wants Araya to stay with her in her world forever.

[This is my favourite childhood movie, so I just wanted to have a bit of fun with it ♡]

[snowselkie]

jesus tweets

[bunniope]

when i die i hope to leave some manner of amazing digital carcass behind

[copypastething]

You now have to exclusively go by your tumblr url instead of your name. How fucked are you?

This would go horribly for me, socially

Not perfect but I'd manage

Close to my name already/no issue

This would be an absolute win for me

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[wolfythewitch]

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

[wolfythewitch]

This came to me at 3pm in the afternoon

[ladyofthebookcase]

instead of wasting 300 hours on watching every single slop marvel movie yoou should spend those 300 hours playing project moon games. and youre starting with lobcorp.

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[oracleoutlook]

[baddiefresa]

I never shared this meme here I think, but I find funny that a a genderless/NB teen/child controled by the player is now a trope.

[bitty-bean]

The softest girl you’ve ever seen