carry on

zoey. 28. modern-day Ms Frizzle

[krakenteacups]

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

You’ll need the link!

Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

[ashleeabutton]

Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they publish questionable card games

[errorschacha]

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[astraldemise]

looks at you

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[syn4k]

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

[herpsandbirds]

Heart-spotted Woodpecker (Hemicircus canente), family Picidae, order Piciformes, southern India

photograph by  udaya_kumar_b

[inyoureyes-415]

Gay Son Thot Daughter

June 30, 2024

Location: San Francisco, California

[inyoureyes-415]

Actually this is not filtered! This is taken with a film camera, so this is just how the photo turned out.

Most of my photos on my blog are actually vastly unedited. The most common edit is cropping, and occasionally I do some light adjustment for balance

[alleesaur]

sardines creature

[kirimisosoup]

individual renders 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[trangoldin]

[armengoldira]

[should-be-sleeping]

Somewhat restrained summer fun.

[kaijuno]

[baradragon]

all timer to me specifically

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[maruti-bitamin]

sky mola finds the earth agreeable

watercolour on arches paper

insta/bluesky/ store/cara

[pissvortex]

Just the Shrew of us… We can make it if we try…

[smokeys-house]

So how much longer are we gonna pretend "higher than normal call volume" is a thing that exists. I think its normal call volume actually and you just arent hiring enough people. I think if you experience higher than normal for a very long time its no longer higher than normal its just normal and youve failed to adjust accordingly

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[labriatarpitz]

Red Trumpet Tube Worm aka Phoenix of the Sea. Santa Cruz, ca