commie shit

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I have a chapter of book, one fic, one series of fics, and a draft of ancient roman au to write, and yet here I am starting two-shot about laurens-hamilton-jefferson love triangle rip

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i’ve just finished a book about daily life in Ancient Rome and now I’m struggling to keep myself from writing lams ancient rome au

it would be so fucked up and toxic and sad and I would love to write that but christ it would be a challenge for my english skills

[pub-lius]

Do it.

[historical-hamilton-shit]

one person endorses that’s all I need

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i’ve just finished a book about daily life in Ancient Rome and now I’m struggling to keep myself from writing lams ancient rome au

it would be so fucked up and toxic and sad and I would love to write that but christ it would be a challenge for my english skills

[mimimouseeeee]

Burr: Jefferson’s trying to flirt with Hamilton again.

Laurens: I’m gonna punch him in the throat.

Washington: John, wait!

Laurens:

Washington:

Washington: I wanna watch.

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Those are my favourite dynamics

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Hamilton after the battle of Monmouth: What did you do!?

Charles Lee: I'm sorry! I said the wrong thing!

Hamilton: NO! 42 YEARS AGO YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!

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Washington answering most serched questions: Does George Washington... have a son?

Washington: Yes, I do.

Alexander: I’m not you son.

Washington: ...I was talking about Jack.

Alexander:

Alexander:

Alexander: YOU DON’T THINK I’M YOUR SON!?

Washington: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

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Lafayette: Chirstmas! You know what that means?

Hamilton: Celebrating sweet, sweet capitalism and stabbing people in their jugular for getting the last toy their brat wanted under the guise of a joyful holiday?

Lafayette: Daaaaad, Alex is ruining Christmas again!

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Time to bring that one up

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Washington: I love all my kids the same.

Also Washington: *taking away yoghurt from Burr* Leave it. That’s for Alex.

[bazgender-deactivated20210830]

not to make people feel guilty for ignoring what's going on in poland but i am going to do exactly that. we need international attention. our government breaks human rights everyday. when we protest, they treat us with tear gas. they beat us up, they throw rocks at us, they strangle us. they're killing us. they're slowly taking away our rights until there's none left, and it will go unnoticed. unless there's some kind of international attention, they're not going to stop. pay attention to poland.

[historical-hamilton-shit]

Do you wanna read foster care Hamilton fic but you have no time?

Don’t worry

I’ve got you covered

It’s ALL THE SAME

First thing first

Alexander is coming to his NEW FOSTER HOME. There’s either a nice lady with him or a terrible guy NOTHING BETWEEN. Cuz there is no mean ladies and no nice guys. Come one. Now, nice lady or monster go away and Alexander stays with Martha. She probably made cookies and they are delicious cuz EVERY WOMAN CAN COOK AND BAKE. Duh.

Now, George enters. Of course Alexander is TERRIFIED OF HIM. Cuz he was beaten and/or assaulted by his other foster father. Of course he was.

Now, Lafayette enters and HE’S SO EXCITED TO MEET HIS NEW PETIT FRÈRE. And he starts talking in French cuz my American fellows, yes, that is what we, foreigners do. When we’re in English-speaking country in front of someone who probably knows only English we start speaking our national laguage. PEWNIE, ŻE TAK, MORDO, GDZIE W TYM PROBLEM??

They always get along. Sure. That’s how the world works. Next episode is Alex breaking something and having panic attack from fear that they will beat him for this. That doesn’t happen. They calm him down and live on.

Next Alexander goes shopping with his new family or with Lafayette and his friedns (ONE OF THEM IS PRECIOUS BOY WITH TURTLE ON HIS ASS) and then he’s having panic attack again cuz THEY SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON HIM

They he calms down and lives on.

No more for now. I don’t make the rules.

DON’T BE SO BASIC

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Jefferson: Did any of you guys notice how attractive Hamilton has gotten?

Laurens, Washington, Lafayette: *killing looks*

Jefferson: *sweating* ...cuz I didn’t.

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Washington: Did you... give John your flower?

Hamilton: Where was I supposed to get a flower, dad? All florists are closed cuz pandemic.

Hamilton waking up at 3 am realizing: holy shit

[hamilburger]

Burr: LADIES! There are so many to deflower!

Laurens, looking at Hamilton: ahah yeah, ladies

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Washington to the camera: I do not have favorites in cabinet.

Washington stepping into the office: Good morning, Alex. You look tired, did you sleep well? Do you drink enough water? Did you put a suncream on?

Washington looking at the rest: Why aren’t you, fuckers, working?

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Laurens: Come one, babe. There’s no way Washington is gonna let us do this.

Hamilton: He will, look.

Hamilton: *does the puppy dog eyes* Hey dad, can we~

Washington: Yes.

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Jefferson: Hamilton punched me!

Washington: Come one, there’s no way he did that!

Hamilton: Nah, I did it.

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Mateusz Morawiec

English version, please share everywhere you can Today police used the violence against of peaceful LGBT protesters and then arrested 40 r

Poland, the most homophobic country in the EU.

[history-meggy]

It is sad that everytime we make progress somewhere that it regress somewhere else.

[nobody4533]

I didn’t want to post any political stuff here, but look at me, here I am. With tears dropping on my phone. With pain in heart, because of my home is on fire. My country, where I live, which I love, where I want to feel safe in not safe. Not anymore.

The presidential election of 2020 turned Poland into the fire. The worst I have ever seen. It was bad. It was bad before. It was bad since in 2015 right-wing candidate became the president of my country and then his party won the parliament on the landslide. The former government wasn't perfect. It was far from that. But for God's sake, back then we were still humans. We did matter. We were more than just votes, we were more than bad voters and better voters. We were more than left or right. We were a nation. Not strong, not united, but we were growing to become that one day. Now, we are nothing. We are ashes of what we used to be.

Polish president won not because he was a good president. He broke the Constitution. He gave up everything we were building since that time. There is no more state prosecutor's office. There is no more independent Supreme Court. No more State Tribunal, no more Constitutional Court, no more independent public tv. It's just partisanship and propaganda. Like 40 years ago once again.

We're not a democratic country anymore. And now it's fucking attacking us. Us, the people! LGBTQ community. People are chased by prosecutors, by police, beaten, attacked, hurt. POLICE MOLESTED TRANSGENDER GIRL. POLICE IS MISGENDERING THEM.

AND ALL OF THIS FORE FUCKING VOTES. TO GET NAZIS AND FASCISTS ON THEIR SIDE. CUZ THAT IS WHO THEY NEED. THEY NEED MONSTERS. THEY NEED HATE. THEY NEED VIOLENCE.

But we are stronger. We will fight. Always. And we need help. We need voices. Everywhere. We need you, no matter where you're from. No matter how much followers do you have. Scream. Fight with us.

For our freedom and yours

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Mateusz Morawiec

English version, please share everywhere you can Today police used the violence against of peaceful LGBT protesters and then arrested 40 r

Poland, the most homophobic country in the EU.