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@hamilburger
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Eliza: Do you listen to girl in red? ;)
Maria: bitch, I am girl in red
apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 06/24/2020 4:15:23 PM.
Hamilton + Text Posts
a civics lesson from a slaver, hey neighbor…
I have to confess….. for about 6 months I thought the lyrics in say no to this were “I’ll cut you in the face” not “how could you, in her face”
Just listen to it and it’ll make sense
(In an alternate universe where John Laurens survives and Maria Reynolds goes to his house instead of Hams)
John: She turned red, led me into her bed, let her legs spread, she said
Maria: stayyyyyyy
John: I’m gayyyyyyy
Maria: omg saaaammeeee
hamilton + text posts (part 2)
teacher: what’s Newton’s third law of motion?
me: every action has its equal opposite reaction
teacher: why’d you say it like that
Millionth thought about “Burn” I’ve had this month: Eliza goes for Hamilton’s jugular – but not by repeating the insults we’ve heard before, (arrogant, loud mouthed, obnoxious, son of a whore, bastard, etc…) She rips Hamilton up on the thing he’s most known for, what he’s most proud of – his WRITING. His SENSELESS sentences, his SELF OBSESSED and PARANOID tone. She’s tearing him up about not just the CONTENT of the Reynolds Pamphlet, but the way in which he wrote it. She takes the time in the middle of her rage to mock his style, which is such a rap battle move.
And what is she going to do with all of the beautiful writing he gave her over the years, his letters?
Burn them.
I think about this LITERALLY of the time. About how she pushes the button she knows will kill him.
“not only did you totally drag our names through the mud, and ruin our reputation, it wasn’t. even. your. best. work.”
^^^^^^^^^ killed ‘em ^^^^^^^^^
Okay but that isn’t even the most hardcore part:
The entire play is a fourth wall-breaking battle for narrative control of personal and professional legacy. That’s what it’s about. Conventional wisdom — and basic logic — states that history is written by the winners. Hamilton: An American Musical shows us the battle for that proverbial quill.
Literally the first song tells us “His enemies destroyed his rep/America forgot him” because up until the release of this play, Alexander Hamilton’s legacy was mostly overlooked by the average American, largely thanks to folks like Jefferson and Madison underselling his contributions after he died.
(This is also why Jefferson isn’t shy and awkward in the play. While that would have been historically accurate, the point is that the modern perception of Jefferson is that he’s a Big Fucking Deal. Because he made himself look that way.)
So the characters on stage are constantly fighting to make their version of events the version of events.
Burr is the narrator because this is his opportunity to tell his side of things. “History obliterates in every picture it paints, it paints me in all my mistakes.” He’s saying that in the end he LOST the fight for narrative control. And yet — and here’s the fucking amazing part — the mere act of explaining this to the audience CHANGES OUR PERCEPTION OF BURR and alters his place in history. God Lin is too smart for his own goddamn good.
(“History has its eyes on you,” Washington says, putting a very fine point on things. And if you don’t think he also means there’s an audience sitting watching this play, you’re not paying attention.)
So, let’s talk about Alexander, his obsession with legacy, and his tried and true method for controlling the narrative:
Writing.
In “Hurricane” he says “I’ll write my way out! Write everything down far as I can see! … Overwhelm them with honesty! This is the eye of the hurricane, this is the only way I can protect my legacy!”
“It doesn’t work” you might say, going by the contents of “The Reynolds Pamphlet.” Except… it kinda does. “At least he was honest with our money!” the company sings. Which was really Alexander’s main concern, after all. Think of his priorities in “We Know” where his first instinct is to gloat because “You have nothing!” It’s not until a beat later that he even considers Eliza.
He published the Reynolds Pamphlet because he didn’t want people to think he was disloyal to the United States. His concern was with his professional legacy. And in that sense… he succeeded.
(He succeeded in another way, too. Listen to “Say No To This.” (God I could write a 40 page paper on that song alone.) This is where we actually hear the contents of the Reynolds Pamphlets. And how does the song begin? With Burr explicitly handing narrative control to Alexander Hamilton. “And Alexander’s by himself. I’ll let him tell it.”
Every line of dialogue from Maria is prefaced with Hamilton saying “she said.” That’s because HAMILTON IS WRITING HER DIALOGUE. Hamilton is creating this character of a sultry seductress in red, coming to him when he was weak and luring him to adultery. Maria Reynolds in the play not a character, she’s a fantasy, created to excuse Hamilton’s transgressions.
It’s worth noting at this juncture that Maria Reynolds, the real woman, wrote her own pamphlet. No one would publish it. She was silenced. And Hamilton’s depiction of her as a morally corrupt temptress became the dominant narrative.
So suck on that literally any time you want to fucking blame Maria for Hamilton’s affair: good job, you’ve bought into a serial adulterer’s lies about a battered woman. Also don’t do that, I swear to god I will come for you.)
SO. What does any of this have to do with Burn?
In the very end, it’s revealed that it wasn’t Jefferson or Burr or Hamilton in control of the Almighty Narrative.
It was Eliza.
The very last second of the play is Alexander Hamilton turning Eliza to face the audience. She sees the people watching, and she gasps. Because she did this. She’s the reason this play exists. She’s the reason Lin Manuel Miranda is telling us a damn thing about Alexander Hamilton, she’s the reason Hamilton got a massively popular zeitgeist musical.
Now. Throughout the course of the play Eliza sees all these people weaving their important stories and she thinks she’s somehow… outside. She’s not a statesman, she’s not brilliant like Angelica, she’s just a wife and a mother and she has no place among these giants. At one point she LITERALLY ASKS HER HUSBAND TO BE INCLUDED I’M GONNA SCREAM.
And yet she never had to ask. She was in control the whole time.
And how, how did she do it? How did she “keep” Alexander’s “flame?” By collecting and preserving everything he WROTE, of course. Making sense of it all. She spent fifty years on the project. Everything she collected BECAME THE NARRATIVE.
But you know what wasn’t in there?
That’s right: those letters she burned.
So she didn’t just insult him, oh noooo. Eliza WHOLESALE OBLITERATED A PIECE OF ALEXANDER HAMILTON FROM THE NARRATIVE.
And not just any piece. “You built me palaces out of paragraphs, you built cathedrals,” she sings. In “Hurricane” Hamilton lists his letters to Eliza among his greatest accomplishments, (conflating his writing them with actually BEING HER HUSBAND, god what a self-centered prick). “I wrote Eliza love letters until she fell.”
Eliza says: “I’m burning the memories, burning the letters that might have redeemed you.”
The best pieces of Alexander Hamilton: gone.
God I’m gonna go curl up in a ball and freak out about this some more. FUCK.
Alexander Hamilton: Lafayette’s a smart man he’ll be fine.
Lafayette: *is in prison*
Youtube took it down so i’m reuploading here- A short animatic of the song Take a break from the Hamilton musical!
hamilton vines
burr: so basically, what is was thinking is -
hamilton: punches him
burr: ah fuck, i can't believe you've done this
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eliza, watching hamilton and laurens: two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay
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hamilton: is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book *piano chord*
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eliza: i should've left you on that street corner where you stood
hamilton: but ya didn't
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hamilton: hey thomas you think i can get this egg into that jar without it cracking
jefferson: no
hamilton, throwing the egg full force at jefferson: i guess you're right
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cabinet members, watching hamilton and jefferson fight: can i get a waffle. can i please get a waffle
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peggy: jello? more like hello *chokes on the jello*
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jefferson, skating in on wheelies: good evening
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lafayette, buried in sand: i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand
mulligan: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM
lafayette to the ocean: fuck off!
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hamilton: don't fuck with me. i have the power of God and ishmael on my side. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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hamilton: toss me my keys
eliza: *throws a christmas tree at him*
hamilton: i said keys
eliza: i thought you said christmas tree!
hamilton: why the f u c k would you think i said-
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madison: if i had a penny for every time i wasn't cool, i'd have no pennies
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someone: who's the hottest uber driver you've ever had
maria: um, i never went to oovo javer
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angelica: saw you hanging out with caitlyn yesterday
hamilton: re-rebecca, it's not what you think!
angelica: i won't hesitate, biTCH
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hamilton: yo, what's the scoop?
laurens, biking up: penis
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burr to angelica: other guys'll just feed you lines. but i'll take you to mickey-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
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jefferson, madison, and burr coming to hamilton about the reynolds affair: you ready to fuckin' die?
hamilton: i'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me
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washinton: people are constantly asking me "what's it like to be a sex symbol?"
washington: *slips and bangs his head hard*
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hamilton: i'm sucking my own dick and dying
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hamilton: and they were roommates
jefferson: oh my god they were roommates
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eliza to phillip: if your name is junior, and you're really handsome, c'mon raise your hand
phillip: *bashfully raises his hand*
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angelica: hey, i'm lesbian
phillip: i thought you were american
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maria: hey alexander
alexander: sup bitch
maria: haha stop
alexander: bitch
maria: SFISJOAIFJSOIF UGH
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jefferson: oh sorry i fell asleep while i was waiting on you to make me a sandwich
angelica: go back to sleep and starve
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phillip: hey mom say "who want lasagna"
eliza: who want lasagn-
eliza: *runs into the kitchen counter*
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burr: you know, sometimes i think to myself "what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuck"
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angelica: go suck a dick! suck a dick! suck a dick! suck a motherfucking dick
eliza: suck a dick! suck a huge or small dick
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washington just before resigning: i don't know what fuck just happened, but i don't really care, imma get the fuck up outa here, fuck this shit i'm out
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peggy: before i die, i'm gonna finish a chapstick without loosing it
peggy, two hours later: i lost that motherfucker
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hamilton to washington: you are my dad (you're my dad!) boogie woogie woogie
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angelica: two shots of vodka...
angelica: *pours the whole bottle in*
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madison: hey how much you pay for that taco
jefferson: hey you know this boy's got his free taco
jefferson: *slips, falls, and drops the taco*
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peggy: hey do you want to go out to eat
eliza: no, i don't really want to
peggy: you're right, why would we go out when we have
angelica, eliza, and peggy: canned soup
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lafayette: i'm washing me and my clothes, bitch
laurens: he's drunk as fuck...
lafayette: i'm washing me AND my clothes
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genie: i am a genie and i will grant you three w-
hamilton: i'd like to immediatly take your place
genie: really? i was trapped in there for 10,000 years of isolated slumber
hamilton, clapping his hands: i know
fun fact about american history: george washington was apparently so sexy that when he was 17 he went swimming a river and some girl that had a crush on him stole his clothes and watched as he walked around naked looking for them
aaron burr, the guy who shot alexander hamilton and also the second vice president of the united states, tried to start an empire out in texas
marquis de lafayette literally had to sneak out of france to come aid america and while some versions of the story claim that he disguised himself as a commoner, other versions say he dressed up like a woman
literally all the founding fathers had daddy issues, specifically alexander hamilton who refused to even befriend george washington initially because he didn’t want to grow close to someone who had the potential to become a father like figure to him
thomas jeffereson kept a bust of alexander hamilton in his house at monticello for no reason other than the fact that hamilton was his sworn enemy and he felt as though he needed a very expensive bust of his sworn enemy in his house
I love all of this please keep going.
they didn’t let hamilton try this one course of study at king’s college because it was so intense that it made one student literally get sick and have to go home for months on end and that student was james madison
One time during a battle on boats Hamilton had to swim back to shore and everyone thought he was dead so George Washington and the people who actually like Hamilton were all sitting around a table discussing his life and he just showed up dripping wet
Sometimes I love history
Parliament was forced to ban bringing food into the floor due to the fact that Jefferson was consistently bringing macaroni and cheese, which wasn’t common at the time, so everyone was always disgusted despite Thomas attempting to convince almost everyone to try it
Please provide sources for these. Not that I don’t believe you, but I need to know.
btw the burr tried conquer mexico thing was propaganda that jefferson started to justify condemning him without a trial
thank you my sensible people who want sources
uhm so i was reading Jefferson and Hamilton by John Ferling the other night and he talked about the hamilton jumping off the flat bottomed boat and swimming to safety and everyone thinking he was dead and walking in to camp soaking wet and everyone was like “yay hes not dead” so that one is actually true (sorry i didnt cite from the book i dont have it on me right now ill try to post it later)
“I’ve seen wonders great and small…”
ExcusE ME WHEN DID YOU SEE THAT AND WHY
wait what
I’m pretty sure Daveed just forgot to move, which is of course fine, Anthony just improvised so he could get to his place.
This is the original for comparison
Notice Leslie’s face in the first gif goes from “EYYY” to “What the fuck-.”
daveed’s stance is noticeably wider in the first gif… as if he knew to make room…
Breaking... Ch.22
Masterlist
Part 21
A/N: This chapter was gonna be a lot longer but I decided to break it off a bit for anticipation. Next chapter will be more eventful
Wordcount: 2014
Warnings: Bitches, language, hehehe
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Breaking The Atmosphere
“What do you mean, you’re taking Theodosia Burr?” Alex asked with a chill.
“Pops, I find her to be quite charming. I would like to take her.” Charming? If she’s anything like her father than that’s a fat load of crap. You tried to convince yourself of that, it didn’t work. Alex was about to say something, he looked very against this whole thing. But Eliza nudged him with her elbow and cleared her throat.
“Of course you can take Theodosia, my son.” She smiled.
“Thank you, mom.” For a second, Philip looked over at you. Every once in a while you’d think you’d see it. Your Sunshine, not this dark cloud trying to hide him. Something sparked in his eyes for that single second. Was it regret? Was it longing? Was it remembrance? Was it an apology? You couldn’t tell, he built a wall between you.
‘In this same interlude it doth befall
That I, one Snout by name, present a wall.
And such a wall, as I would have you think,
That had in it a crannied hole, or chink,
Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisbe,
Did whisper often very secretly.
This loam, this roughcast, and this stone doth show
That I am that same wall. The truth is so.
And this the cranny is, right and sinister,
Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper.’
That should’ve been a passage he marked. As quick as the second had come, it was gone once again. Philip tightened his lips and walked away, the same way he always did.
“You’re going to let our son take my rival’s daughter to a party? Are you crazy, Betsy?” Alex asked. Eliza shook her head.
“Trust me, love. A mother knows what she’s doing.” She assured, winking at you after she finished her sentence. What’s that supposed to mean?
…
A few days passed and you were left to your same routine. You were dusting off the shelves in Alex’s study when you heard someone come in. You looked over to see Lafayette leaning against one of the cleaned shelves.
“Oh, hey Laf. Did you need something?” You asked. He tapped his finger against his chin and took a step forward.
“Yes actually, I do have a small favor to ask of you Miss Y/N.”
“You can just call me Y/N or Titania like Alex does, but sure, what’s the favor?”
“I was invited to a party by a friend of mine. I would like to ask you to allow me the pleasure of escorting you there.” WHAT?!
“Um, wait what? A party? Oh no, no, no, no! I’ve never been to one before! Besides, why would you need me to go?” You asked nervously.
“Well you see, I am not exactly the best dancer and every time I try to go to a gathering by myself a madam will ask me to dance. I just cannot find it in my heart to say no to them, it seems rude but I always accidentally step on their feet…” His face flushed a bit. Fucking Marie Antoinette, this is all your fault! “If I take you with me, I believe I will be asked to dance far less.” Honestly, I should’ve expected that this was the reason. Lafayette was known for being extremely awkward in many situations.
“I mean; alright I guess? As long as I don’t have to talk to many people because honestly I do not know the proper etiquette for these things…” Lafayette smiled at your answer.
“Merci, we can both not know the proper etiquette together, how does that sound?” He asked humorously, you chuckled.
“Sounds like a plan!” You laughed.
You told Eliza about what Lafayette suggested and she seemed very pleased that you said yes. She even said she would help you get ready, of course Angie decided she would as well. When the day came, Eliza summoned you to her room and she pulled out this very elegant blue dress.
“What’s this?” You asked.
“Well, as much as I love the dress Hercules gave you, it simply is not ball appropriate. So, you shall wear this.” She informed. Angie, who was sitting on the bed called out excitedly.
“That’s the dress Mama says she fell in love with Daddy in!” You looked at the beautiful blue color.
“Eliza…this is too much, you’re so sweet to me!” She brushed off the comment.
“Nonsense! I would do anything for my girls and you are certainly no exception! Now, come over here! We are wasting precious time!” You went over and she immediately started to work on you.
“Mama, how did you and Daddy fall in love exactly?” Angie asked curiously. Ohhh, I’ve never heard this story before! Eliza giggled to herself.
“That is actually quite the fascinating tale. You see, many people in our family believe that Alexander and I were in love at first sight…”
“Wait, are you saying you weren’t?” You questioned, she nodded.
“I had met Alexander once at my Father’s estate. He brought a message from Mr. Washington and stayed over for dinner. At the time, I had no intentions of courting with him.”
“Really? Why?” Angie seemed confused.
“Well… I was in love with someone else at the time. He was a red coat named Andre.” She explained. WAIT! A! MOMENT!
“You were in love with someone on the opposite side?” You were astounded. Eliza nodded with an amused smile. Am I the Andre to Philip’s Eliza? Was I just a phase?
“Madly in love, in fact. When I saw Alexander that night at a winter’s ball, everything changed. Love is a very complicated feeling, that’s what I realized in that moment. You can’t control it, you can’t change it and that’s scary.” Yeah…I know the feeling… “At first, I didn’t think Alexander was interested in me. Although my sister was already married at the time, I assumed he fancied her more. But here we are, many years later. Alexander has taught me many things, but mostly he’s shown me that love is not easy. You will doubt each other, hurt each other and not even intend to, or even worse… You do it to protect them.” Eliza finished putting the dress on you and quickly worked with your hair. She took two pieces from the front and braided them to the back, making sure your hair stayed out of your face. Was my sparkle not enough? Did someone give him more than I could offer? “You look beautiful dear!” Eliza teared up, Angie got off the bed, an idea burning in her pupils.
“Wait! Don’t go anywhere! I have an amazing idea!” She ran out of the room and you were left to wonder for a moment. After a few minutes she came running back in with something in her arms. You froze when you realized what it was. Five bushels of baby’s breath… She stepped behind you and laced the stems into your braid. “The best accessory a lady can wear is fresh flowers.” She stated. You felt odd about using the flower. You looked at yourself in the mirror. You were pretty but felt, out of place. Monachopsis, that’s the word that came to mind in that moment. You didn’t feel like you belonged there anymore, you tried not to think about it too much. Once you were all dressed and ready, Eliza led you out to the main room.
“Alexander has already called the coach. He should be waiting outside with Lafayette.” You took a step out the door and let your eyes adjust to the bright light. Alex was talking with Lafayette outside the carriage and once they noticed you and the other woman with you they smiled. You went down the steps and Alex took your hand, turning your wrist and signaling for you to spin.
“Oh, I wonder where that dress came from!” He hinted while you span in place, his banter made you feel a bit better about everything. Alex gave your hand to Lafayette so you turned your attention to him. He smiled at you pleasantly.
“Miss Titania, Alexander instructed me to call you that, you look quite elegant, if I must say.” You fanned your face jocularly.
“Monsieur, you flatter me so!” You said with fake bashfulness. He opened the carriage door and helped you into it, when he got in he sat across from you. You waved everyone goodbye and joked that you would be back before tomorrow. The carriage pulled forward and you watched as it drove out of the yard. Just as the house was starting to fade out of sight, you saw another carriage pull in. Another carriage? The house was too far away at that point for you to investigate any further. You were starting to get a bit nervous and your leg began to bounce from under your dress. You stared out the window until you felt something tap your arm. You jumped slightly and turned your gaze toward Lafayette.
“Miss Titania, you seem a bit flustered. May I ask what is wrong?”
“Oh, um, yes. I’m just a bit anxious is all. I’ve uh, never been to anything like this before.” You chuckled and scratched your cheek.
“Do not fear! As a gentleman, it is my job to ensure that you have as nice of a time as possible. After all, those who can’t dance shall not dance together! Or…something of that effect.” Wow…he’s just as awkward as me. What a precious lil baguette!
It wasn’t long before the carriage pulled in front of a large house. It was mostly brick and was almost the model image of Victorian styling. The carriage stopped in front of the estate and Lafayette stepped out first to help you down. The two of you made your way up the grand stone steps, the door was opened for you. You thought you were going to be early but there were already tons of people inside the large, open room. It wouldn’t have bothered you so much if not a good majority of the people looked over at you. Lafayette had his arm linked with yours and pulled it slightly to get your attention as he led you through the room.
“I think they like you.” He whispered.
“Who’s party is this anyway?” You questioned.
“The Price’s, I was quite close with the father of the house, the rest of the family was more than happy to allow me to attend.” You nodded to show that you understood. You felt several eyes gaze at you from time to time, you weren’t sure how to feel about it. Lafayette was nice enough to make sure you never felt too uncomfortable. At one point he was leading you across the room by stopped halfway. “I will be right back; I must greet the lady of the house. Would you mind waiting for just a moment?” He asked.
“Go ahead, I’ll be here.” He continued to walk across the room. A young man approached you not long after. Well, not quite young, he still seemed quite a bit older than you.
“Hello Miss, what is a fair lady, such as yourself, doing here all by your lonesome?” He certainly knew that you were not alone. Can’t a girl be by herself for ten seconds and not be bothered?! “May I get you a drink?” He asked.
“No thank you, I don’t drink.” I don’t trust the alcohol in this century! He tried to insist but you declined, that didn’t stop him from trying to ask again but he was stopped by a voice interrupting him. You felt someone standing behind you.
“Excuse me sir, thank you for keeping my friend company for me. Now if you don’t mind…” The man quickly walked away from the masculine voice behind you. Why does that sound so familiar? You sighed.
“Thank you, I wasn’t sure how I wa-“ You turned around and froze.
“Hello Titania, it’s been quite a while hasn’t it?” A bright color filled your eyesight.
“Mr. Jefferson…”
ive just been reading fanfics for the fun of it today but I’ve gotten so hooked to this and I can’t find chapter 20 or 21 AT ALL😭
So when I saw something about Philip taking Theodosia somewhere I was like “Excuse me?”