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I'm not supposed to be around dogs because I get near them and rile them up by hopping and shrieking and going like boo booboboboooo aboo hoohoo so they go crazy because I think it feels really good when they bite me on the arms and I can't watch videos of people being attacked by dogs cause it makes me wanna go get attacked by a dog and there are no viable dogs around me

soobieni

The Lantern Bearers, 1908 - Maxfield Parrish

theoriginalsupermodels

Todd Oldham - Fall 1994 RTW

dogpuppy

fangs4faggots

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

soppingwetratboy

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

just-spacetrash

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

fvckw4d

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.