About To Move

Marianne- 🐙

[hittingpetra]

Meanwhile in ItaPan:

Nyo!Japan: I hate human contact.

Nyo!Italy: Ciao-

Nyo!Japan: [throws himself at her] HOLD ME.

[hittingpetra]

Meanwhile in PrUkraine:

Ukraine (looking at her reflection): [sighs] I am literally built like a sack of potatoes

Prussia (trying his best): Well- I uh- I sure do love potatoes, I think they are adorable and pretty awesome!

Ukraine:....:(

Prussia (panicking)- I mean- you are adorable and pretty awesome too, like if I had to choose between you and a sack of potatoes, I would choose you every time.

Ukraine (sarcastically): Very much romanticism. Very much poetic. Go ahead and cuddle with a sack of potatoes on the couch.

———

Germany (trying not to laugh): Oh god I am so sorry—

Hungary (wiping a tear): I taught her so well.

Prussia (sleeping on the floor): You both are spawns of the devil himself. You both are bad influence on her more than me.

Hungary (scoffing): Well what did you exactly expect when you compared her with a sack of potatoes?

Germany (to Hungary): In his defense potatoes are cute-

Hungary: [glares]

Germany (to Prussia): She’s right. Stop being dramatic brother, give it an hour and maybe she will have some mercy-

Ukraine, holding a pitchfork: Mercy is for the weak! >:(

Germany:...... You know I think we went too far-

Hungary (smirking): Nah we didn’t, I love her this way.

Germany (sighing): The masochist in me says yes- so never mind.

Prussia: *screams internally*

Another cringe stuff, please spare me. I am trying my best I swear-

[krrizal]

Having a really rare/unpopular/new ship whose fanfics/fanarts are really bad but there are no other choices

[sparkysxi]

consider this

Prussia takes new little Germany to his first meeting

And everyone fREAKS THE FUCK OUT because they think it’s HRE who’s supposed to be DEAD

And so they start arguing and yelling and throwing their scientific journals at each other because no one can be brought back from the dead

And tiny Germany is so frightened and he tries asking his big brother questions like “why am I supposed to be dead?” “Why are they so mad at you?” “Did you do something bad?” “Why is he so scary?” And Prussia kinda skirts around this because he doesn’t want to explain to his brother he was actually a science experiment and he used to be someone else and he has to answer everyone else’s questions. 

So Romano of all people, Romano who wasn’t involved, Romano who was intrigued by this tiny resurrected nation, Romano who was surprisingly very calm and quiet during this, goes over to tiny Germany and pulls him gently away, trying to keep him out of harms way. He calms tiny Germany down and tries his best to answer his questions, and leads him out of the meeting room to the coffee room and makes him hot chocolate with lots of sugar and whipped cream and marshmallows. Within the hour tiny Germany has calmed down and is asleep on the elder’s lap. 

Years later, Germany wasn’t able to recall which brother was the one who helped him out that first meeting, and just assumes it was Veneziano because he was the nicer one. 

Romano hasn’t stopped hating himself. 

[hittingpetra]

this 🥺😭

[hittingpetra]

Meanwhile in GerHun:

< I love the idea of younger Germany crushing on an older Hungary >

Germany, to Hungary (failing to appear flirty): I value you almost as much as the library.

Hungary, a librarian: Oh.. umm thank you? ^-^

Germany, to Italy: [whispers] How was my flirting?

Italy: Absolutely dreadful. She looked as if she was blushing.

Germany: Really?

Japan: Out of second hand embarrassment.

[hittingpetra]

Meanwhile in PrUkraine:

Ukraine: Great news! We are having a child, well an adult actually-

Germany, confused: How- wait what?-

Prussia, slamming adoption papers on the table: Its you, sign here.

<cringe bonus>

Germany: No-

Ukraine: You always overwork yourself dear.

Prussia: Exactly, no more paperwork for you young man, go to your room. Its past 8.

Germany: I AM AN ADULT-

Prussia, smirking: And legally our child.

Germany, smirking too: Please, I did not agree to this, neither did I sign the paper.

Ukraine, smiling nervously: Actually... umm we already forged your signature and sent it to the office. ^-^

Prussia, shrugging: We have our own ways of doing things, money does wonders.

Germany:........ so your adopting me illegally?

Prussia & Ukraine: Yes.

This is cringe and horrible I am sorry

[hittingpetra]

Meanwhile in PrUk

Prussia: You are cooking?

England: Yes, I am.

Prussia: Are you sure that’s a good idea after last time? You looked really disturbing without eyebrows.

[child-o-hades]

I really need some Ukraine/Prussia content like they have much potential-

My teacher almost hit me with a door this morning.

[hittingpetra]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS 🥺 NOT THE DOOR- I HOPE YOUR OKAY RIGHT NOW 😭✨

[cereal-miilk]

what do you mean this wasn’t the plot of the season 7 premiere

[hittingpetra]

You could say my boy has learned his lesson from his experiences

[hittingpetra]

Meanwhile in Gerhun:

Germany: (carrying all the groceries)

Hungary: (reaches out to help)

Germany: (adjusts to hold Hungary’s hand and smiles at her)

Hungary, blushing amused: That’s not what I was- okay.

Love these two

[hittingpetra]

Meanwhile in Prukraine

Prussia: Hey Russia, do you know how amazing Ukraine is at kissing?

Russia: (Glares)

Prussia: (Sweating nervously) too bad, heard from a certain man she is a pro.

That night Germany had to pick up Prussia from the hospital and bail Russia out of jail.

[shindianaify]

My favourite variant of GerPol <3

[hittingpetra]

THEM 🥰 I actually prefer this version of them. Maybe because I love NyoPoland.

[lily-evans-stuff]

“NO WAY! YOU CAN’T SHIP THOSE TW–”

[lucastriedpklove]

heterosexuals on deviantart are so protective of their heterosexuality that they’re threatened by gay people so they find it necessary to make everything straight so they can feel better about themselves just LOOK

[het-hetalia]

Um this is awkward

I’m pretty sure that capitalization is just to emphasize the pun of hetalia and Hetero morphed into heterotalia

And is it bad to have a boy/girl specific group when there are plenty of boy/boy and girl/girl specific groups? I just don’t understand :|

[incorrectaphquote]

italy: i need to talk to you guys. it’s about… feelings.

romano: no.

japan: mmm.

germany: no, i can’t go there.

[hittingpetra]

I love their friendship dynamic-

[hetaliashippingconfessions]

RusAme wasn't popular to begin with. It was considered a crack pairing years ago and even often bashed by other more popular conflicting pairings' fans. It's thanks to the fans who keep creating fics and arts that it has become moderately popular recently. Don't whine about the lack of fics and arts of your OTP. Don't blame others who ignore your unpopular OTP and choose to ship other popular pairings. Just draw and write lots of it and who knows maybe others will come to love it too.

[hittingpetra]

Me with my unpopular pairings be like 🥺

[hetaliashippingconfessions]

It's frustrating to see people hate on hetero ships in general and especially in hetalia because they're looked down upon. My otp is EngBel and sometimes I get shit for liking it. It's really annoying.

[hittingpetra]

I felt this since I mostly ship Nyotalia with the Hetalia characters. Although I can understand why it could be offensive or something like that but let people ship what they want if its not harmful? EngBel is actually a cute ship and has potential if you ask me.