I Don't Know What I'm Doing

She/Her pronouns

[gaynfl-moved]

he needs enrichment

[bookishlyives]

Violet Sorrengail:

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[official-aquarium-gravel]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[flootzavut]

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

[mxbuster]

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

[spacepsychologist]

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

[belleandkurtbastian]

Dropout makes you say sentences.

[anchovy]

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yoko-goto]

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

[cj-can-art]

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

[staffs-secret-blog]

Gonna start a fundraiser to buy twitter

[staffs-secret-blog]

And then with the leftover money I'm going to finance a show about a pansexual and asex-

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[bogleech]

There's too much going on here

[rslashrats]

you just got bananad

[mouse-fantoms]

I just want to put it out there that as someone who works at a pet store I can 100% confirm that Reggie is indeed the human counterpart of a golden retriever, specifically the light goldens

They’re the same picture your honor

However also consider,

It’s the same picture

[thereigning-lorelai]

Happy Star Wars Day!

bonus:

[bubblewrap-joints]

sometimes I forget that tumblr is an actual legitimate company with a bunch of employees and not like ten slightly inebriated people huddled over a pc at 1 am in a basement discussing how many ways they can say fuck you to twitter

[skyscrapers-and-tombstones]

Hey y’all I’ve been looking through the Goncharov (1973) posts, and it seems like most people aren’t aware of the master document, which has all the lore, behind the scenes, and plot breakdown. It’s collaborative, so we can all make sure we get the most accurate depiction of everyone’s favorite movie :)

Goncharov (1973)

About Welcome! I am compiling information about the absolutely real film Goncharov (1973) for the ease of those who don’t have access to the

[basedtater]

sometimes i really love being an adult bc like if i was 17 and asked my mom for 7.99 to support one website slam dunking another as it goes down in flames she would roll her eyes and tell me to save my money for better things but now that im 28 i have full autonomy over my money i can just. spend 7.99 because i think a joke is funny and it made me laugh

[eepybubble]

things i would like in jatp season 2:

a second season

[luciolefire]

OH NO this is just too funny AKSFHGDH

[meditando-en-paris]

Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*