The 1.5th Free Man

stuck in Stasis and no longer going through apple juice withdrawals! help [me when I gimmick and I blog]

[hla-freeman-official]

MAJOR UPDATE: There are now books on the computer! No idea how they got there, but I can now read books while in stasis! This is good news!

[black-mesa-dog-lover-alyx]

Combine raided my last place, had to go hide for a bit. Saw Gordon, suprisingly. I don't know what he has been up to lately, but it was probably pelting rocks at Barney.

[hla-freeman-official]

I've learned how to get games on the computer I found in the void! Snake is the only thing that'll run at the moment though.

I can now do a hand stand for 10 seconds without the HEV suit on! I'm going to work on doing a backflip next.

The computer appears to have come with a camera, so I'm working on getting the camera working! No idea if that'll go anywhere, but I literally have nothing else to do.

[aperture-hr-official]

And that’s the HR team models done..

( Lo and behold, an image of the three people who run this account. )

( I won’t be telling you which one’s which here, since it should be fairly obvious. (and also because guessing games are fun.) )

tagging @rattmann-offical @henry-the-labboy-offical @hl1-freeman @hl2-freeman and @hla-freeman-official to guess which characters in the image are B, E and I.

[hla-freeman-official]

i dunno whos it in...

...im scared.

...and tired.

[you hear the softest sniffle emit from the one free man]

[dr-arne-magnusson-official]

*Personnel announcement*

If anyone is caught huffing the exhaust from the vents of the chemistry lab, they will be dealt with summarily, the fact I even have to say this is alarming.

-Dr.Magnusson

[hl2-freeman]

Sorry

[hla-freeman-official]

But it smells good!

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( Freeman I can just give you actual drugs if you want them that badly. )

() ( You don’t have to resort to attaching yourself to an exhaust vent like a lamprey. )

[hla-freeman-official]

It's not the same though...

Also, I do it because I like the smell. I don't know about the other Freemans...

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( The other two have morphine addictions, I assumed since you’re (effectively) the same person as them from a different point in time you had the same.. issues. )

[hla-freeman-official]

1. I think we figured out that we're all from different timelines as well as different points in our respective timelines

2a. I mean morphine is cool and all, but like why take morphine when apple juice is right there?

ooo especially when it's cold

2b. Also, G-Man won't give me morphine, but he will apparently give me apple juice so it works out!

[dr-arne-magnusson-official]

*Personnel announcement*

If anyone is caught huffing the exhaust from the vents of the chemistry lab, they will be dealt with summarily, the fact I even have to say this is alarming.

-Dr.Magnusson

[hl2-freeman]

Sorry

[hla-freeman-official]

But it smells good!

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( Freeman I can just give you actual drugs if you want them that badly. )

() ( You don’t have to resort to attaching yourself to an exhaust vent like a lamprey. )

[hla-freeman-official]

It's not the same though...

Also, I do it because I like the smell. I don't know about the other Freemans...

[dr-arne-magnusson-official]

*Personnel announcement*

If anyone is caught huffing the exhaust from the vents of the chemistry lab, they will be dealt with summarily, the fact I even have to say this is alarming.

-Dr.Magnusson

[hl2-freeman]

Sorry

[hla-freeman-official]

But it smells good!

[hlcreweverdayuntilhl3]

my throat hurts how do i blame this on dr breen

[poizen0991]

Duke Nukem for President 2028

[duke-nukem-real]

As president of these United States of America I, Duke Nukem, pledge to keep Nazis ON our streets. Yeah that's right. I plan to keep them face down, sucking concrete right where they belong. Because punching Nazis isn't just ok, it's the god damned civic duty of everybody in this country.

A vote for Duke Nukem is a vote to make Nazis scared as shit of harassing people of color, queer people, or trans people ever again.

I'm Duke Nukem, and your god damn right I approve this message.

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

Amen son, I'm gonna vote for you, I think.

[hl1-freeman]

If I don’t die or get kidnapped by the Gman before then I’ll vote for you bro.

[hla-freeman-official]

Hey @hl1-gman, can people who are either about to or have been kidnapped by you be let out to vote for Duke Nukem?

[hl1-gman]

I Believe A Certain @hla-freeman-official Is Looking For You, Sir! Why, I Have No Clue!

- @miss-boss-official

Well, Have Freeman 1.5 Know That I'm Right Here

[hla-freeman-official]

I thought you said that you couldn't do much because you're for hl1

...whatever that means

[hl1-gman]

Irregardless, What Was It You Wanted?

[hla-freeman-official]

Oh! Um, may I have a half gallon jug of apple juice please? And a cup. Wait, make it two! (In case @hlof-shephard comes over!)

If not that's totally cool it's a dumb request

[hl1-gman]

I Believe A Certain @hla-freeman-official Is Looking For You, Sir! Why, I Have No Clue!

- @miss-boss-official

Well, Have Freeman 1.5 Know That I'm Right Here

[hla-freeman-official]

I thought you said that you couldn't do much because you're for hl1

...whatever that means

[miss-boss-official]

Can I have apple juice? I can't find my G-Man so I have no idea how to get apple juice (or anything else) into the void.

- @hla-freeman-official

Of Course! Grade-A Apple Juice, Coming Right Up!

🧃‼️

Assuming This “G-Man” Is Your Boss, You May Want To Refrain From Letting Him Know About This! Cheers!

[hla-freeman-official]

Honestly, if you could somehow find him, that would be great!

[hl1-freeman]

Hello, mr freeman

How are you this fine day

Gman I know this is you stop calling me.

[g-manoffical]

Work calls. Mr freeman.

[hl1-freeman]

Where did you get all those polygons????

[g-manoffical]

Perks of the job mr Freeman

[hla-freeman-official]

wait, I have that many polygons...

[g-manoffical]

Well, if you do not desire them. I shall put them to use.

[hla-freeman-official]

nononono I quite like the polygons! Just a really weird question, do you happen to already have a Freeman? And if you do, did that Freeman happen to get lost or something?

[g-manoffical]

Rest assured our collective.

freind mr freeman is as you say, "alive and" "kicking"

[hla-freeman-official]

...so would I ask you if I wanted something while I'm stuck here in the void or...

[g-manoffical]

I am sorry, but I have many more pressing matters to attend to after recent events.

[hla-freeman-official]

:(

[hl1-freeman]

Hello, mr freeman

How are you this fine day

Gman I know this is you stop calling me.

[g-manoffical]

Work calls. Mr freeman.

[hl1-freeman]

Where did you get all those polygons????

[g-manoffical]

Perks of the job mr Freeman

[hla-freeman-official]

wait, I have that many polygons...

[g-manoffical]

Well, if you do not desire them. I shall put them to use.

[hla-freeman-official]

nononono I quite like the polygons! Just a really weird question, do you happen to already have a Freeman? And if you do, did that Freeman happen to get lost or something?

[g-manoffical]

Rest assured our collective.

freind mr freeman is as you say, "alive and" "kicking"

[hla-freeman-official]

...so would I ask you if I wanted something while I'm stuck here in the void or...

[hl1-freeman]

I miss my old pfp already…

[hla-freeman-official]

why is it different. it's scary. I don't like it.

[freeman-prerescas-official]

I'm rather positive aliens exist. I only wish humanity manages to communicate with them within my lifetime. Aliens make me exited.

[hl1-freeman]

So about that.

[hl2-freeman]

Well… actually…

[hla-freeman-official]

Funny story...

[aperture-hr-official]

the genderless urge to make gmod scenebuilds based on valve officialverse stuff

[hl1-freeman]

//OOC: Do you know how close I’ve been to learning SFM for this stupid blog.

[hla-freeman-official]

[OOC: Have I ever mentioned that I make S2FM posters?]

[hl1-freeman]

Hello, mr freeman

How are you this fine day

Gman I know this is you stop calling me.

[g-manoffical]

Work calls. Mr freeman.

[hl1-freeman]

Where did you get all those polygons????

[g-manoffical]

Perks of the job mr Freeman

[hla-freeman-official]

wait, I have that many polygons...

[g-manoffical]

Well, if you do not desire them. I shall put them to use.

[hla-freeman-official]

nononono I quite like the polygons! Just a really weird question, do you happen to already have a Freeman? And if you do, did that Freeman happen to get lost or something?