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[hlghchurch]

❛ Who are you? ❜

“Me? I’m Merle Highchurch!” the dwarf beamed, hands on hips “-cleric of Pan, and over-all fun dude! And how ‘bout you, friend?”

[galacticjonah]

Merle dies over and over again and it takes a toll on the crew. Things that used to annoy them, are suddenly missing. They realize that even the smallest part of them can leave the biggest hole. They need him. 

[birdiethebibliophile]

[image description: the comic follows Merle Highchurch, a pale-complexioned dwarf with a pink beard and hair. The first panel is divided into three parts. At the top, it shows Merle from the back, with the text, “He’s never been gone so soon.” The bottom left has Merle’s hand on the shoulder of someone with pointed ears and blonde hair and the text, “He is the one who… comforts us”; in the bottom right, Merle stands between Barry, a man with glasses and brown hair, and Lucretia, a dark-complexioned woman with pale hair, with the text, “He is our calm anchor.” The second panel is also divided into three. The first is a close-up of Merle’s smiling mouth with the text, “We miss his stupid JOKES”. The second shows a collection of shells and wood with the text, “We miss his bad PRESENTS”. The bottom part is an image of wilting potted plants with the text, “The plants are dying.” The bottom right panel is one image of Merle from the back, facing a black, amorphous shape with streaks of color running through it. Light is streaming from where his feet are like a reverse shadow. The text reads, “He faces something much bigger than himself.” Then below that, it reads, “Again… and again… and again… and again…” with each iteration blurring more. The last panel depicts Merle in a group hug: Barry, Lucretia, Lup (a tan elf with dark hair), Taako (a tan elf with blonde hair), Magnus (a dark-complexioned man with black hair in braids), and Davenport (a gnome with medium skin and dark hair). A thread of white surrounds all of them against a background of a night sky. The text reads, “You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone… We miss him. We are his family”.]

[vaememes]

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

[hlghchurch]

“Up to you… I don’t want to keep you… but I also don’t wanna lose you,” he smiled, and sighed gently “-I have to find a room for the night. Gonna spend another day here before I head off to a little job I’ve got down south,”

[goblinflasked]

“I think we’re here another day too.” Nott said, giving him a little, toothy smile. “At least i hope so.” she added. “What are you going to do? I don’t even know what kind of work you do. Preaching work? Bringing… Pan to all the heathens?”

[hlghchurch]

“All of the above,” he grinned and then with a twinkle of mischief in his eye, he tugged her closer, so she was on top of him “-see? Much more comfortable. I make a pretty good pillow, honestly.”

[hlghchurch]

John: Huh... I feel sad.

Merle, 10 microseconds before John kills him: ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO

[hlghchurch]

“Up to you... I don’t want to keep you... but I also don’t wanna lose you,” he smiled, and sighed gently “-I have to find a room for the night. Gonna spend another day here before I head off to a little job I’ve got down south,”

[hlghchurch]

“Can I marry your brain?” -Nott

“You can even marry the rest of you, if you like!”

[goblinflasked]

“Is that even legal?”

[hlghchurch]

“Us getting married? Why not?”

[hlghchurch]

“Can I marry your brain?” -Nott

“You can even marry the rest of you, if you like!”

[hlghchurch]

National Treasure Sentence Meme

“A treasure beyond all imagining, a treasure that had been fought over for centuries by tyrants, pharaohs, emperors, warlords.”

“They knew they had to make sure the treasure would never fall into the hands of the British.”

“The secret lies with Charlotte.”

“Six generations of fools chasing after fool’s gold.”

“It’s not about the money. It’s never been about the money.”

“Are we knights?”

“You take upon yourself the duty of the Templars, the Freemasons.”

“I’m just relieved that I’m not as crazy as everyone says.”

“We are one step closer to the treasure, gentlemen.”

“Albuquerque. See, I can do it too. Snorkel.”

“There’s no invisible map on the back of the Declaration of Independence.”

“The treasure of the Knights Templar is the treasure of all treasures.”

“In another life, I arranged a number of operations of…questionable legality.”

“I’m not gonna let you steal the Declaration of Independence.”

“From this point on, all you’re going to be is a hindrance.”

“Is it really so hard to believe that someone’s gonna try to steal the Declaration of Independence?”

“Anyone that can do anything is gonna thank we’re crazy. Anyone crazy enough to believe us isn’t gonna want to help.”

“One step short of crazy, what do you get?”

“I’m gonna get straight to the point, someone’s gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.”

“Must have taken you a long time to hunt down all that history.”

“Of all the words written here about freedom, there’s a line here that’s at the heart of all the others.”

“If there’s something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.”

“I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.”

“This is huge. It’s prison huge.”

“It can’t be done. Not shouldn’t be done. It can’t be done.”

“Our evil plan is working.”

“I really couldn’t accept something like that normally, but I really want it.”

“A toast? To high treason.”

“Here’s to the men who did what was considered wrong in order to do what they knew was right.”

“Can I marry your brain?”

“Still a little on edge from being shot at, but I’ll be ok. Thanks for asking.”

“You’d do well to be a bit more civilized in this instance.”

“I take it back. You’re not liars. You’re insane.”

“Who was shooting, who were they shooting at, and why weren’t they getting along?”

“Not to be a nudge, but you do realize how many people we have after us?”

“If you wanted to leave me behind, you wouldn’t have told me where you were going.”

“Promise you won’t be any trouble?”

“What in the world did this guy want to be when he grew up?”

“Are you gonna leave the woman carrying your grandchild standing out in the cold?”

“Unvolunteer before you waste your life.”

“That’s all you’ll ever find is another clue.”

“The treasure is a myth.”

“I am so getting fired for this.”

“Will somebody please explain to me what these magic numbers mean?”

“I wasted years of my life and now you’ve destroyed yours.”

“So you show up at your father’s door and say you’re in trouble and the first thing he assumes is I’m pregnant?”

“My father thinks I’ve been a little too cavalier in my personal life.”

“Have you ever told someone- not a relative- I love you?”

“You get your sense of absolute certainty from him, do you?”

“I feel like I’m so close, I can taste it.”

“I just want to know it’s not just something in my head or in my heart.”

“You don’t know this? I know something about history that you don’t know?”

“If you’re not a steak, you don’t belong here.”

“Is there a door that doesn’t lead to prison?”

“Something I’ve noticed about fishing: it never works out well for the bait.”

“It turns out helping someone escape from FBI custody is a criminal act.”

“A jump like that could kill a man.”

“I don’t think you fully appreciate the gravity of the situation.”

“Cooperation only lasts as long as the status quo is unchanged.”

“Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?”

“We’re in the company of some of the most brilliant minds in history because you found what they left behind for us to find and understood the meaning of it.”

“I’ve never been so happy to be proven wrong.”

“The Templars and Freemasons believed that the treasure was too great for any one man to have, not even a king. That’s why they went to such lengths to keep it hidden.”

“There’s thousands of years of world history down there and it belongs to the world and everybody in it.”

“You really don’t understand the concept of a bargaining chip.”

“I’d really love not to go to prison. I can’t even begin to describe how much I would love not to go to prison.”

“They offered you ten percent and you turned it down.”

“Next time we find a treasure that redefines history for all mankind, you make the call on the finders fee.”

[dxdger]

@hlghchurch || [cont.]

“And that’s ‘cause you’re so good at your job, yeah? Knowing what dead folks is looking like?”

Dodger drawled, arms crossed over his chest.

[hlghchurch]

“Listen little man, that’s like half what it takes to be a cleric. Knowing who’s dead and who ain’t!” he said as he jabbed Dodger in the chest.

[hlghchurch]

@gunsandcrows

Caught by complete surprise Percival nearly jumped out of his skin as he leaped back suddenly encountering an…odd looking dwarf. Percy’s brow furrowed, pulling his arm that held onto his Pepperbox back and slightly pointed in the direction of the newcomer.

“It’s rather rude to sneak up on people you know.” The gunslinger’s eyes narrowed becoming only more confused with every detail he was able to gleam with his eyes. “If you mean to fight me, I suggest turning and walking the other way. I don’t like being startled.”

“Whoa buddy! Easy waves!” he said, hands raised “-I’m a dwarf of Pan, man! No murderer,” he flashed a wide and unworried smile “-I just thought that your gun looked badass! I’ve only ever seen them from far away... or in some paperwork I found once,”

[hlghchurch]

“I don’t like all goblins,” Merle corrected with a soft smile “-I like one goblin. You.” he said and he leaned over to give Nott a soft kiss, before resting his forehead on hers “-you gotta go any time soon?”

[hlghchurch]

“Mm... no. I think I’m past the murdering stage,” he teased, and then gently tugged her closer so he could wrap his arm around her slight form “-I’d rather enjoy you,” he whispered with his eyes still closed, just enjoying the closeness they shared.

[goblinflasked]

hlghchurch:

“Sometimes the pilgrim’s path isn’t easy,” he shrugs, and lays back on the grass now, admiring the clouds “-but you gotta do what’s right in your heart… at the end of the day? That’s all that matters,”

“That’s very brave.” Nott said, looking up at him.  He wasn’t too much taller than her. She liked that. Her hand found it’s way to his, hesitantly wrapping her fingers around his, looking at him, ready to scurry away if he reacted badly. 

[hlghchurch]

Merle grinned wide at the feel of her hand holding his, and with his eyes closed he brought her hand to his mouth, placing a few soft kisses onto it. “-the grass is warm and soft,” he mused “-you should lay down, enjoy it.”

[hlghchurch]

“Pan!” he explained with a massive grin “-he is the god of the wild, shepherds and flocks, nature of mountain wilds, rustic music and impromptus, and companion of the nymphs! He provides all of this around us,” he gestures to the lake and woods “-and… when we get in a tight spot… he grants us PANdemonium.. a rage that lets us smite down evil,”

[goblinflasked]

“He sounds like a very cool god.” Nott replied, the way he spoke about it was so genuine she couldn’t help but be endeared to him. “He’s not one of the legal gods in this area, is he? You’re not afraid of being arrested for… blasphemy or whatever it is?”

[hlghchurch]

“Sometimes the pilgrim’s path isn’t easy,” he shrugs, and lays back on the grass now, admiring the clouds “-but you gotta do what’s right in your heart... at the end of the day? That’s all that matters,”

[bebopbounty]

Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.

[glare-and-co]

topheavybrawler:

(For example, a stormtrooper mask:

 “A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

my muse hasn’t slept in days.

scold them on it. yell at them. put them to bed. mess with them. anything your muse wants to do to mine, do it.