I just want a pet velociraptor

I make fancy food and food and teach Japanese, because why not

[viralfrog]

[pseudomantis]

What the fuck

[astarlingdiscovery]

It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.

[x] [x]

[bogleech]

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

[niuniente]

Hiroko (85yo) and her takoyaki shop in Tenma, Osaka.

[hobbeskitten]

Ok, definitely visiting her while I'm in Osaka next month. Gimme that 黄色たこ焼き

[attackfish]

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

[koshercosplay]

[oh-totoro]

ハウルの動く城 · Howl’s Moving Castle

[tsunderemployee]

best fish for eating

tuna

cod

salmon

tilapia

halibut

catfish

swordfish

other

Voting ended onApr 16, 2023

[fartbong-rewritten]

NO HAKES??? NO SARDINES??? NO PILCHARDS???

WAHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHH WAHHHH WAHHH WAHH

[elvensilk]

⬆️ things a seal would say

[killapunk]

Can you swim?

yes 🌊

no 🏖

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

[killapunk]

If you don't do the reblog part it's not very good as a study 😭

[souperluminal]

Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

[souperluminal]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[souperluminal]

[kelly-kirstein]

I had the best time at the Locked Tomb meetup at Holiday Matsuri. Is your favorite character in here?

[empty-movement]

Vanna here, I've been daring myself to do this for a year, like from the first time I looked at thread lol

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[stil-lindigo]

Keep reading

[hobbeskitten]

Just perpetually making food and avoiding real hobbies

[hobbeskitten]

"We don't really do either holiday but like food"-Mashup Dinner

Honey glazed 5-spice roasted duck, vegan kabocha soup, citrus glazed sprouts, and "okinomilatkes" (which are apparently a thing)

[hobbeskitten]

New pizza for the weekend, the Odori (the dance)

Demi-glazed sweet potatoes, green peppers, garlic, Calabrese chilis, scallions, chilis, dyno sauce, and bonito flakes.

[hobbeskitten]

I'm just here at work watching a single bill for a customer keep growing. It's already over $2000. I probably knew in my heart someone would spend 2k on pizza, but it's still something to actually see.

[hobbeskitten]

Baking is very much not my forte as a savory chef, but this 100% edible mimic turned out pretty fucking awesome to be honest. It's vanilla pound cake layered with buttercream and yuzu curd. I'll be doing the final touches on displaying it tomorrow with a potion bottle of strawberry coulis and some coral tuiles. The mana crystals are kokuhakuto candy and the eyes are printed sugar sheets