the bts agenda

안녕하세요! 저는 한지연 입니다! 나는 영어와 소량 한국어 말할 수 있다.

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J-Pope

[spinalora]

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yup, that’s me in the Snow White costume. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation. Rest assured there is a perfectly logical explanation.

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JK: hyung what are you doing? 

RM: not now kook, i'm working on something 

JK: *looks over rm's shoulder* wow hyung thats a lot of math! 

RM: ive been doing a lot of research lately and it all comes down to this problem, with this equation i will find the date of the apocalypse 

JK: the apocalypse! scary! 

RM: done! according to my calculations the end of the world will be on— 

JK: *reads the paper* 5/18/18...

Me: to late namjoon, your big brain couldn’t have saved us this time -_-

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Jimin: Yeah, smile all you want... I will steal your hight you son of a b*tch, who’ll be smiling then, huh?

it looks like Jimin is plotting something serious   

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Me: Ok it’s one month until finals and right now I have several final projects I need to be working on diligently so I should–

BigHit: Buy the new full length BTS album that’s dropping on May 18th, and in the meantime you can turn into a screaming mess over Taehyung’s amazing new song “Singularity.”

Me: 

Me: .......You think that’s ok?! You think it’s ok to do things like that?! Why are you doing this?! All I needed was to survive this one month! This one month!  

[taerantula]

This is too funny 😭😂

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Apparently only Jin loves us and both Jungkook and Yoongi are happy to displace that responsibility off of themselves. 

Also I think I know who is sponsoring them.... *coughcough*PUMA*coughcough*