Hobie Brown's Puppy Boy

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[hobiesgeorg]

Intro/About Me

Hello! My name is Percy, I write fanfiction!

Pronouns: He/Him, It/Its, Thon/Thons (masculine terms, please!)

Most of my stuff is slowburn with an unhealthy balance of hurt/comfort and fluff. NSFW/Smut tagged appropriately. I tend to post a few chapters at a time before disappearing for a few weeks.

Requests - Open! Please view my guidelines HERE

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Octobie '25

Completed Requests

[queerm0nger]

Bie could stick a doggy bone in my mouth while we do it and I'll actually chew on it and slobber all over it like rabid mutt. barkbarkbark 🦴🖤

[queerm0nger]

I'm so fucking horny I genuinely cannot stop thinking about this actually.

Bie orders me to chew and I chew soooooo slooooowwwwwww looking at him like I have never formed a singular thought ever in my stupid mutt life. Because he is the only thing in my stupid mutt brain. And maybe the doggy bone jammed between my jaws. 🙂

[fallowwisp]

Rough Hobie drawing!

Could’ve turned out better, but it was supposed to be a quick drawing (that I ended up spending too much time on)

@hobiesgeorg

[hobiesgeorg]

ehehehehe

[hehwouldntyouliketoknow]

Hobie indoctrinating mayday about cops and institutions and it's like that one scene in megamind

Police = bad

[hobiesgeorg]

monnnnnn hates meeeeeee

[queerm0nger]

Bie could stick a doggy bone in my mouth while we do it and I'll actually chew on it and slobber all over it like rabid mutt. barkbarkbark 🦴🖤

[queerm0nger]

Bie could stick a doggy bone in my mouth while we do it and I'll actually chew on it and slobber all over it like rabid mutt. barkbarkbark 🦴🖤

[queerm0nger]

Clingy final boss 🐙🖤

[hobiesgeorg]

he's so bad at being quiet.

it doesn't matter how much practice he gets (and he gets lots of practice alright)

he just can't help but whine and beg from the moment he senses the mood until he's a shaking, sobbing mess.

he'll do what he can. shove something in his mouth. try and hold his breath. bite down on his own arm if he has to. but in the end he's always so noisy.

it's really a pain. a pain that you could never ever find yourself less than obsessed with, but still a logistical nightmare.

[the-kr8tor]

I miss Hobie and (lowkey) school so that got me thinking, academic rivals Hobie and R but it's one sided! You're ripping your hair out and burning the midnight oil trying to become number one in all the classes while Hobie effortlessly gets the top grades in everything even while he barely studies. Like imagine that he has the band, does whatever instead of studying while you're buried in a pile of books trying to beat him so you could become valedictorian. Hobie doesn't care for any of it though, he's just gifted!

Imagine that you two have been schoolmates/ classmates since pre-K, and ever since Hobie won the science fair and beat your experiment you vowed to beat him in everything but all you got is the number two spot. But get this, You HATE his guts, for Hobie though? He's utterly in love with you ever since you wowed the whole class with your presentation during third grade. And he wants nothing more to get your attention, he tries to ask you for a study session which fails miserably when you snapped at him saying that he thinks that YOU'RE stupid, how dare he, right? But he tries again, he takes all the classes you do just to become your friend and you're irked that he's RIGHT THERE wherever you go. And the worst part? He beats your score every time. It's infuriating, his eyes that look at you softly, the way he tilts his head whenever he questions the teacher about the misinformation on the textbook, the way he kindly offers help and encouragements, and the irritating way he smiles at you!!! Like why is your heart thudding so loudly like you're about to present in front of the whole class whenever you see him in the hallway and he would smile back at you as he passes by? He's just the handsome nerd Hobie, who can shred on the guitar every battle of the bands! While winning a chess game on the same day!

When senior year comes around, it's full on war for you and Hobie feels like he's running out of time. He's fallen madly in love with you, and all the school activities have the two of you always together! It's impossible to get over you when you're always there! Then the final exam comes around, the last one that will determine who will become valedictorian and he makes one final move, a bet if you will, that if you get the highest grade, he'd give you his precious old truck that shakes whenever he brakes. But if he gets the highest grade, he takes you on a date. Deal?

[yumeaoka-chan]

Me waiting oh so patiently for the fic🧎🏿‍♀️❤️

[the-kr8tor]

Me and my hundred wips are fighting in the docs 😆

Hmmm mayhapssss 🤔

[hobiesgeorg]

Hobie x Masc/Transmasc!Reader drabble

TAGS: spitting in mouth, light humiliation kink, masc terms for reader, no genitalia description of reader

you knew it was a mistake when it happened. not that you could control it. and naturally, he's as much to blame being the person who did it. you couldn't help yourself. the head of his cock drilling against your g-spot. the same determined look in his eyes even as they're droopy, half lidded, and half-glossed over with lust. The corners of his lips twitching moments before the hot glob of spit crossed the gap from his lips down to your tongue.

it's not your fault you swallowed it. the good boy that you are. desperate for every part of him. taking anything he'll give you as if he doesn't give you all of him and more every time he can sneak you away for long enough.

it's not your fault you whined about it. Back arching. Thighs twitching on either side of his hips as you tightened around him. tears brimming at your eyes as you came around him. cheeks burning red from the effort and the shame.

it may not have been your fault, but it was still a mistake. you knew it then. and you know it more now as he presses you up against the wall. you know it when he leans down to kiss you. it settles in your stomach when his tongue invades your mouth (as if you wouldn't have begged for it) and brings with it the gum he's been chewing for the last ten minutes. and you aren't surprised when he pulls away, gum sitting lost in your mouth.

any shame you remember from that night is nothing. the jump in your stomach now as you squish your boyfriend's pre-chewed gum between your molars is a level of pathetic you weren't aware you'd reached.

"keep it safe for me? 'm not done with it yet."

[hobiesgeorg]

ehehehehe

[hehwouldntyouliketoknow]

Hobie indoctrinating mayday about cops and institutions and it's like that one scene in megamind

Police = bad

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[hobiesgeorg]

ehehehehe

[hobiesgeorg]

did i tell you guys that we got a tarantula?

[hobiesgeorg]

'Bie doing all my machine sewing projects while i do all his hand sewing projects....

[hobiesgeorg]

continually sorry for not posting. everything continues to be a disaster. will be back to regularly scheduled thirsting soon, hopefully.

love you all to the moon and back!!!