[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[flygutzz]

imma do anything atp why not

[carmenlire]

I started a new job and it's in management so it's a lot more desk time than I'm used to. all of which to say, I've gained like 10 pounds in the past two months and i feel fucking awful. I'm going on vacation in a couple weeks to the beach and I haven't weighed this much in like 3 years and i just feel so insecure and self-conscious.

it really sucks that I was pretty much the same weight for 2-3 years (like a 7 pound range) and even though i hadn't reached my goal weight, i had never been so consistently low/in my good range for such a long time. it seemed i had reached an equilibrium between how much i ate and my weight and my activity level. I was actually eating consistently and having actual meals and felt like I had finally gotten the hang of prioritizing whole foods but still being relaxed/indulging. I wasn't constantly denigrating what I ate or my weight. I kinda ate whatever I wanted because, it seems, I had finally realized how to eat intuitively, without agonizing over every decision. I think i was calmer about myself/body than i'd ever been before. sure I'm always going to want to lose more weight but i was actually pretty chill, especially in hindsight.

but now, since i spend like 95% of my time sitting at a desk all work day, I've gained 10 pounds and summer is literally right around the corner and it just sucks. like now i have to relearn a new equilibrium. It's crazy that apparently i had (finally!!) realized how to balance my eating and activity-- i just /intuitively knew/ how much to eat to maintain my good weight range-- and now i apparently have to really scale back my calories and dial up my activity level. it's just so daunting and discouraging.

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[scroll-of-thought]

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[ambelle]

Same lol

[cornyonmains]

Reblogging because I specifically want to win the bonus raffle at work this week. I got quarterly taxes due next month, then I gotta pay H&R Block to do my yearly taxes on account of the fact I do not think the IRS will give me a bimbo pass twice. It was a miracle it happened once.

[srsfunny]

Goodluck Pikachu

[propertyofjameswilson]

he just missed his boyfriend, what is he wrong?

[nailgunstigmata]

hes an old man to YOU to me hes a beautiful young maiden. and also an old man

[iapislazuli]

growing up doesnt mean you have to stop having fun and doing dumb stuff it just means you still do the same whimsical bullshit but now you sometimes have to take a break because your favorite food upset your tummy

[iapislazuli]

I’m being so serious about this by the way I lived with my best friends for 3 years and sometimes we would just have sleepovers even though we lived in the same house we would all bring out pillows and blankets and plushies and fall asleep in the living room after watching movies and ordering pizza the only difference was we could have alcohol and also we had back pain from sleeping on the couch but it was worth it because it was FUN

[thememedaddy]

[teaboot]

I zoomed in on the pig eye and asked my brother who it was and he said Donald Trump too

[louferrignojrofficial]

what’s happening with santa

[powerburial]

I think my mom's getting him pregnant

[futureendeavored]

free him he did some of that but his haters are annoying

[nathanzine]

comments are off, fight on someone else's post.

[bebx]

[strawberry-crocodile]

your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Context for the 19 year olds reading this, September used to be a bit cold

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[boomstab-papa]

[striatoncitytoilet]

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi