Stay sweet.

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[valtsv]

me when i'm with other people: i am loved 😌

as soon as i'm alone: but am i 😰

[puukkolesbo]

no emotional object permanence

[valtsv]

[railroadsoftware]

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

[carobren]

[dragontatoes]

this radiates such chill chaos

[beggars-opera]

if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[atissi]

museum gift shop: its that vase you saw

me:

museum gift shop: but really small

me: holy shit

[fortwoof]

In the mood to be hugged for an entire day

[scumfuckus]

queer eye is just “damn bitch, you live like this?” the show

[scumfuckus]

i want them to come to my house and just burn all my shit then prescribe me adderall

[kaijuno]

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

[penicillium-pusher]

I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[theocseason4]

I think about this post every day

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[queeranne]

Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sebagrelle]

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

[madilik]

a mosquito wrote this