watch as I try to draw boobles and dongles

A blog where I'll occasionally upload some art stuff and show some of my favorite artists some love! NSFW included. (under construction atm)

[hockensprocken]

hey soul brotha !! how is comms sys class lmao

Comms is fun, especially with the right people!

[hockensprocken]

oh look i can send you asks i think. don't know if i'll be able to see your responses though lol

Testing, testing. Mic check.

[effinbirds]

[effinbirds]

[valtsv]

[lukreva]

FFXIV COMMISSION : Elysea Lennethe

Thanks a bunch for commissioning! 

Ps : Commission request is back open! (Limited slots)

[thehorsecharles]

1 hour quickie painting of my wife Malon with pouffy sleeves.

[vhyrel]

[danisnotofire]

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

[iamtheonethinginlifeicancontrol]

#makes me want to be on a beat up spaceship with ragtag crew who make their living by doing things of questionable legality

[julian-bashir-protection-squad]

I get you

[thirdtofifth]

Chainwhirler Goblin Small humanoid (goblinoid), chaotic evil Armor Class 15 (chain shirt) Hit Points 66 (12d6 + 24) Speed 30 ft. Str 13, Dex 18, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 7, Cha 11 Senses darkvision 60 ft. passive Perception 8 Languages Common, Goblin Challenge 3 (700 XP) Nimble Escape. The goblin can take the Disengage or Hide actions as a bonus action on each of its turns. Actions Multiattack. The goblin makes two spiked chain attacks. Spiked Chain. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 8 (1d8+4) slashing damage. Whirling Lash (Recharge 6). Each creature within 15 feet of the goblin must succeed on a DC 14 Dexterity saving throw or take 13 (2d8+4) slashing damage. If a Large or smaller creature fails its Dexterity saving throw, that creature is knocked prone. Reactions Ceaseless Whirling. Whenever a creature moves within 10 feet of the goblin, the goblin can use its reaction to make a melee weapon attack with disadvantage against that creature.

These spiked-chain-wielding goblins make quite a splash on the battlefield… a splash of blood, that is. Their endless momentum makes them a deadly tempest useful to goblinoid armies as shock troops. They can also be found as bodyguards to wizards, barghests, and others who prefer goblinoid minions and need one capable of dominating in hand-to-hand combat.

Occasionally I take a break from converting 3rd edition monsters to make a Magic card into a monster. Hope you enjoy! If there is a monster from 3.5 or Pathfinder that you want to see converted to 5e, feel free to send me a message or submit a monster request on the submit page.

[pwbi]

Dope, absolutely love this

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter

net.exe stop “Windows Search”

so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

before

after

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

what the fuck is that seriously what the fuck is making my computer be a fucking piece of shit

[internetwes]

@baristaboy try this out dude

[ilikeyoshi]

@lambylin

[amis-amai]

y’all didn’t even add a tutorial of how to do this so imma put one right here 1. type in cmd.exe into your windows search and right click on Command Promt search result and select “Run as Administator”. 2. Type/Copypase in  net.exe stop “Windows Search” and make sure Windows Search is in quotations. It should then respond saying “The Windows Search service is stopping” and then tell you it’s stopped. This is only a temp fix though, if you want it switched off permanently then do THIS: 1.  Press the Windows key + R at the same time and type in services.msc. 2.  Scroll until you find Windows Search and double click it to enter its Properties window. 3.  Change the Startup type to Disabled. Apply this change and you can exit out. VOILA, NO MORE TAKEN UP DISK SPACE

[bluecrysto-blog]

Reblog to save a fucking life, FUCK CORTANA.

[aberrantemotion]

Yo this sick nasty

[sosuperawesome]

Holographic Heaxgon Stickers

Schlady on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Stickers tags

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

so remember that worldbuilding website, notebook.ai, that was goin around and everyone was so excited, but it turned out you had to pay a (frankly outrageous) subscription to access any of the best tools? 

well i have exciting news: World Anvil. 

here’s what you get for free: 

yeah. all of them. double what notebook.ai offers for pay. yeah baby.

i’ve only been using this site for like half an hour, but i am in LOVE. please check it out and consider supporting the creators if you can! 

[toomanyfeelings5]

@withswords

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[tikattu]

make my brain focus for once- challenge

[tikattu]

sequel

[effinbirds]