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Bre She/her pronouns Bisexual Don't be a stranger, feel free to talk to me about anything.

[tailybones]

[anglaised]

[johnnycrass]

unethical rich person selfish nonsense ASIDE, the vibes on mount everest cannot possibly be good. like theres no way its poppin up there, everyones dead and dying and u cant shower or nothing like that. drinking snow water, shitting urself, no airpods. i dont know why anyone would ever attend such a venue

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[ritzbabey]

my farmer walking into the saloon on a friday night after nearly dying in the mines

[stardewvalleyenjoyer]

you can pick up almost anything from the ground and leah will like it, stan leah

[aevapollo]

[hunny-k]

okay okay so my Stardew farm is named “Gay Farm” because why not, right? anyway I keep forgetting that I named it that. and sometimes I get dialogue where people refer to the farm and it always catches me off guard. but this one has to be the absolute funniest one I’ve ever fucking encountered

[poisondartlesbian]

no one:

the Stardew Valley Help Wanted board:

[an-jell-o-deactivated20211203]

Me busting down Sebastian’s door the moment I get 2 hearts with him:

Sebastian, trying to vibe on his computer:

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

when no one is noticing how cute you are

[enchantedliving]

[sustancy]

[argumate]

choosing breeds of Christianity like do you prefer austere and minimalist antisemitism and homophobia or ornate and baroque antisemitism and homophobia, or perhaps Russian antisemitism and homophobia?

[degenerate-perturbation]

In love with the usage of “breeds” here like

Catholicism owners: This is an 85th generation purebred system of antisemitism and homophobia, we feed it only the finest organic grass-fed teleological proofs for the existence of God

Protestantism owners: This is Luther he likes bigotry

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wizardoutofoz]

They did not even go through a SECOND of grief. Instant recognition of the humor. These are people who know the world’s whims and can roll with them.

[smoliboops]

CAN WE HIT ONE BILLLIIIOON LIKES!

this part killed me

[penguinpatrolerarmy]

I don’t watch Markiplier but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today

[alsolucimorningstar812]

I will always reblog this when I see it!

[spookyold-saintjm]

This time of year brings this back and I die every time

[aheistwithyaboi]

Honestly my favourite clip of the boys ever. It radiates pure Christmas chaos

[sixpenceee]

What a baby T. rex might have looked like.                           

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