My Thoughts Have A Trumpet Accompaniment

A largely anonymous blog for Pokémon related ramblings I'm too embarrassed to share with people I know. 18+, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. Minors will be blocked on sight.

[hoenndreamer]

I haven't used Tumblr in years. I'm a little scared, honestly. But let's set some ground rules and basic information;

First of all, I AM OVER 18, AND MAY OCCASIONALLY POST 18+ CONTENT. FOR THIS REASON, I WILL NOT ALLOW MINORS TO FOLLOW ME OR INTERACT WITH ME. IF YOU INTERACT WITH ME AND I FIND OUT YOU'RE A MINOR, I WILL BLOCK IMMEDIATELY.

Pronouns are they/them/theirs and fae/fem/faers, idk I'm experimenting this is subject to change.

Stuff I post here may include taboo themes. I don't condone anything I write in real life. I will do my best to tag and warn accordingly.

I have lots of OCs and ship them with canon characters unashamedly because cringe is dead and I can write whatever the hell I want. If you have a problem with that, feel free to block me.

I don't plan to use main/major tags in my work because I don't intend to gather a following, this is primarily for archival purposes. (This does not apply to content warnings, those WILL be tagged.)

Idk if Tumblr lets people edit posts so I may add on to this or replace it later. If you actually bothered to read this, I hope you have a nice day! 💜

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[charl0ttan]

daily transgender fact youcan be that👍

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

[polyamandhellaglam]

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

[evilwriter37]

Aggressively reblogs.

[yonae]

[the-reblog-squad-deactivated202]

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

you are playing with an imaginary toy in an imaginary sandbox. fandom is all about having fun and letting your imagination run wild. canon is only a suggestion, not a rule. how much of canon you will follow, if any, is entirely up to you.

please stop trying to apply rules on hobbies and something that’s supposed to be your comfort place and a form of self-care.

“is it okay if I think this” “is it okay if I imagine that” it’s YOUR little world that you create for yourself and your own enjoyment. you literally do not need strangers’ opinions or permission when it comes to a hobby that doesn’t harm or affect anybody in real life. again, it’s YOUR imagination, YOUR world, YOUR creation. you have all the power and the freedom to:

headcanon whatever you want, however you want

ship whatever you want, however you want

write whatever you want, however you want

draw whatever you want, however you want

create whatever you want, however you want

reject whatever you want, however you want

as long as you’re not harming anybody in real life, how you have fun with fictional characters and your imagination is no one’s business but your own’s.

last but not least: fiction is not, and will never be, a reflection of your real-life moral compass. what you like in fiction does not reflect who you are in real life as a person. kill that cop in your head.

[greatpretending]

"like spam and I'll block you" you people are weak. There's nothing more flattering than waking up to a bunch of likes on your fics from the same person. I hope you enjoyed your 3am fic reading time, pal, we've all been there. I'm honored I was chosen.

[kruxband]

i will never shut up about f/o sitting on YOUR lap. imagine them sitting on your lap and hiding their face in the crook of your neck 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[nudityandnerdery]

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

[kylaralynn]

Remember kids, DO NOT chug half a gallon of water all at once. Go ahead and chug just a bit, but then make yourself stop and take sips consistently over time.

If you’re still desperately thirsty after having some water, you probably need electrolytes. There are many options - eat a pickle, have a gatorade (or whatever brand you prefer), add an electrolyte packet to your water, sprinkle salt on some watermelon, make a fun drink with coconut water.

Foods count for hydration, too! Juicy fresh fruits and veg, cold soups, popsicles!

[awolfswill]

Pokemon rainbow

[3rdeyechakra]

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

[apicturewithasmile]

Reblog to make black queer people feel visible and supported (and also to make a white gay big mad)

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

[the-ginger-hedge-witch]

Wishing all of you a tender forehead kiss from a strong but intimacy-starved man who is scared of the feelings you are awakening in him but is already in too deep to know how to stop.