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[bathroomcube]

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

my life is forfeit

[orcboxer]

*christ dies on the cross* Um.. okay. That just happened. Awkwarrrrd...

[orcboxer]

[doggiewoggiez]

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[torstherapy]

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

🕯️my future employer will not find my balatro porn repository 🕯️

🕯️i am a qualified candidate regardless of my collection of balatro porn🕯️

🕯️even if my balatro porn is discovered, the dedication and ingenuity i alone can bring to any prospective employer's team will outweigh any perceived transgressions🕯️

[wizardpostsdotorg]

men in the early 2000s loved to be like euuggghh pants are the worst we men hate pants we want to sit in our underwear and watch sportsball but now that im an adult man everyone wants to be like woah waoh whats with the vintage wool abercrombie 6 inch miniskirt (with pockets) and its like.. guys i thought we agreed jeans were the devil. i dont want my pussyballs sticking together

[woeful-maiden]

the wii disc and the gamecube disc on the wii menu are dating btw

[carmenifold]

and they're both girls

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[darksouls2fan-deactivated202512]

im not autistic im just this way for no reason at all

[oneheadtoanother]

Sheesh this air quality is getting to me I think *hits 99.9% empty weed vape that tastes like hot pennies*

[oblivionloading]

Thoronir: "I offer the finest prices and lowest goods in all of Cyrodiil."

[threedollarsdotcom]

> open up wallet

> full of blood

[targetedknowledge]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[gingik]