tell me, what is your heart's desire? @hogyokusuggestions - Tumblr Blog

Never despair, my friends.

Be strong.

Always, and despite everything.

#ooc

saranel

DID THAT FUCKER JUST BLOW OFF A CHUNK OF THE FOREPLAY CAVE TRAINING GROUNDS???

NOW IT’S PERSONAL.

@uraharasuggestions

KISUKEEEEEEEE, LOOK >:( *points*

WELL THATS JUST /RUDE/. @yhwachsuggestions I DON’T COME INTO /YOUR/ DIMENSION AND DESTROY /YOUR/ TOTALLY SECRET TRAINING CAVE /DO/ I?

#can we talk sematics about this #I'm kinda bored here #It's not like I'm doing anything #seireitei chatter #not a suggestion

But can you, if you wanted to?

S-SURPRISE SOUSUKE-KUN! I-I MEAN… BEAUTIFUL PERSON! ONCE YOU GET THIS, YOU MUST PUT IT INTO AT LEAST 8 PEOPLE’S ASKS (ANONYMOUSLY) WHO DESERVE IT. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN, BUT IT IS NICE TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE THINKS YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT. HELP SPREAD ANON LOVE, NOT HATE! ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

Yours is actually the second one of these that’s appeared in my ask, @jushirosuggestions.

I refused to answer the first one because I absolutely hate these sorts of things and, since betraying the Soul Society, I no longer have to pretend I do.

I hate them because I never know how I’m supposed to respond to what is effectively shout-y, pushy spam. I see from other people’s responses to the ones they got in their asks, I’m apparently supposed to be genuinely moved that you can cut-and-paste.

I’m not.

If you want to spread ‘anon love’ why not say something specific and personal to someone you admire or find to be a “beautiful person”? Would it not be more moving, Taicho, if, in your ask, you found:

You are one of the most kind and decent Souls I have ever known. Your thoughtful arguments are a lifeline to me. We are opponents, but I wish you well.

And, then, just to put a bow on it, how about saying that without conditions on your affection? Why demand anything–even that they play a silly and harmless game–from a person you purport to admire?

… actually, Mother, I was the one who sent the first one.

#And so you see I do understand how love is suppose to work

Gosh, @aizensamasuggestions - surely even you can understand that the whole thing’s all in good fun? This - um - this isn’t about love, exactly. It’s about general positivity and appreciation, I think! Or - something like that, anyway!

And what’s more, you’ve gone and made poor @hogyokusuggestions feel bad. Which is very much not the point.

*sigh*

@hogyokusuggestions should really know me better.

So should you all.

#ukitake jushiro #aizen sosuke #not a suggestion #seireitei chatter #//ooc: actually I was just sending to the first ten people on my dash #//it's sheer serendipity that it can now turn into a point of contention #//ooc: no worries!

*sniffs* I’ll take you up on that hug offer, @jushirosuggestions.

Yours is actually the second one of these that’s appeared in my ask, @jushirosuggestions.

I refused to answer the first one because I absolutely hate these sorts of things and, since betraying the Soul Society, I no longer have to pretend I do.

I’m not.

You are one of the most kind and decent Souls I have ever known. Your thoughtful arguments are a lifeline to me. We are opponents, but I wish you well.

#thanks for telling me how you really feel #*goes and cries in a corner*#Ururu-chan can I get another hug #aizen sosuke

... actually, Mother, I was the one who sent the first one.

starriewolf

That moment when both your Mom and your Dad start following you on social media.

– Little Hogy-chan

(@junko222; @the-hyrule-shinigami)

#not a suggestion #more like a comment?#aizen sosuke #urahara kisuke

((Shall double-post it here because it seems to be relevant.))

uraharashatsuggestions

Go on an adventure!

kenpachisuggestions

Like where, you stupid hat?

uraharashatsuggestions

Into a wardrobe!

rukiasuggestions

Closets > Wardrobes

#don't worry we won't judge #is it Anzu-chan?#seireitei chatter #kuchiki rukia

Something you want to tell the rest of us about, dear Slushie-chan?

How come you never went back home after that whole misunderstanding was cleared up? Your family forgave you when they learned the truth, right? And now that your brother is head of the clan, you wouldn't even have any responsibilities, you could just live the good life. So are you going back when it's all over?

I… I really wouldn’t call it a misunderstanding, let’s start off from that, anon.

And no, I’m not bannedanymore not that I ever actually was given thelimitations of the barrier;it was lifted at some point before the end of the Winter War for all of us.

As for my family… well… they’re still not exactly thrilled with me, but I did manage to convince them to give @yushirosuggestions the Tenshiheisōban, so I suppose I’m no longer considered the black sheep of the family? Who knows, I didn’t really get into it with them when we met last, I just returned to train Yūshirō, really.

I mean, it’s true, I wouldn’t technically have to work or anything with Yūshirō being next in line and all… And… they did actually leave my room intact, which surprised me, I expected them to seal it away forever or something… or give it to someone else…

So…. um…

…look, I may not have responsibilities in Soul society, but I do have responsibilities back in Karakura. I mean, how long do you think Jinta and @ururusuggestions will last if I leave them in the care of Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee? That household needs a responsible pare– er, adult, so I feel kinda obligated to stick around, lest @uraharasuggestions and @tessaisuggestions accidentally burn the place to the ground.

It’s a pain and all… but like I said, it’s a responsibility I can’t in good conscience ignore.

Besides, you’re forgetting the very real possibility that I may not live to see this war end, so there’s also that.

Y-yoruichi-san! You shouldn’t say things like that! Do you really think I’d let us die?

and thanks for the tweedle dum and tweedle dee comaprison… reeaally grateful…

I wasn’t talking about Askin’s poison, I know you’ve planned for this. But there’s still a ways to go until we can safely say this is over and we have to be realistic, don’t we? It’s a possibility. You never know what can happen down the line and it’s not your job to watch over everyone, Ichigo is the priority here.

And c'mon, I was kidding, I know you won’t let the kids starve or anything.

tessaisuggestions

Just for the purpose of clarification, in that case, Yoruichi-dono, which one of us would be Tweedle Dum and which Tweedle Dee?

#not a suggestion #seireitei chatter #urahara kisuke #tsukabishi tessai #shihoin yoruichi

Naturally, @uraharasuggestions would be Tweedle Dum(b). With former-master’s penchant for burning the house down, nothing would have survived without @tessaisuggestions around.

Happy Father’s Day, @uraharasuggestions.

… Thank you, Hogyoku-san.

#wow he's capable of being civil #seireitei chatter #urahara kisuke

You're welcome!

Happy Father's Day, @uraharasuggestions.

What would you do if Aizen wanted to hug you on his birthday?

I’d punch him in the face. Then I’d take advantage of the fact he’s on a chair and kick him in the crotch.

…Sorry, but @aizensamasuggestions lost all his hugging rights when he hug-stabbed @momosuggestions.

As it happens, I have no interest in ‘hugging’ anyone. And I’m quite satisfied with birthday gifts, now that I was given the lap dance.

Awww you don’t have to be so cold… You need a hug…

Lol…. You just seem to be lonely… In your chair.. I feel bad.

Don’t worry, he’s not lonely. He’s got a talking chair ( @chairkunsuggestions ), a talking hogyoku ( @hogyokusuggestions ) and a talking zanpakutou ( @kyokasuigetsusuggestions ) to talk to. Plus he annoys us all the time from his chair. No need to worry about him.

Thank you for conferring a new category of sentient being altogether unto me, Lieutenant Pineapple.

No problem, little ball inside Aizen.

#someone knock some sense into him #not a suggestion #seireitei chatter #definitely not a suggestion #abarai renji

#i was wondering #if aizen were still a captain #would we have to call you hogyoku-taichou?

Thankfully, this question shall remain hypothetical.

I understand that the Gotei has a habit of reinstating former captains whenever they’re short on manpower, but if @shunsuisuggestions somehow gets it into his head to reinstate @aizensamasuggestions after the Wandenreich War...

textsfromhuecomundo

(585): Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starbust type candies. Whatever it is, it’ll be delicious.

#not a suggestion #seireitei chatter #aizen sosuke #kyoka suigetsu

Look, @aizensamasuggestions, I found those “starses” that @kyokasuigetsusuggestions were looking for!

What would you do if Aizen wanted to hug you on his birthday?

I’d punch him in the face. Then I’d take advantage of the fact he’s on a chair and kick him in the crotch.

…Sorry, but @aizensamasuggestions lost all his hugging rights when he hug-stabbed @momosuggestions.

As it happens, I have no interest in ‘hugging’ anyone. And I’m quite satisfied with birthday gifts, now that I was given the lap dance.

Awww you don’t have to be so cold… You need a hug…

Lol…. You just seem to be lonely… In your chair.. I feel bad.

#abarai renji #aizen sosuke #seireitei chatter #not a suggestion

Thank you for conferring a new category of sentient being altogether unto me, Lieutenant Pineapple.

ulquiorraschiffersuggestions

Happy Birthday to my former lord, @aizensamasuggestions. Though I am not your faithful servant anymore, I have learned enough about friendship and kindness to wish even my former boss a good day. May you enjoy your day with the company of @chairkunsuggestions.

ulquiorraschiffersuggestions

Thank you, @ulquiorraschiffersuggestions. But, I have slightly more company than just @chairkunsuggestions as I’m always with @hogyokusuggestions and @kyokasuigetsusuggestions. It’s quite the party here, actually even if Kyoka Suigetsu thinks I’m stupid and the hogyoku writes embarrassing fic involving myself and @uraharasuggestions.

Oh yes… I forgot about @hogyokusuggestions. Troublesome as it may be, I encourage the hogyoku to write all it wants. Your embarrassment is amusing. I do feel for @uraharasuggestions - he has better taste for sure. As for @kyokasuigetsusuggestions - that is the smart part of your soul.

#Ulquiorra schiffer #aizen sosuke #I suppose Father does have some questionable tastes #look at that hat

Well, do note that I didn't write requited fic.

hisagisuggestions

reblog and add your main in the tags!

// i know there has already been a post like this, but i don’t know where it is and there are always more blogs popping up! i’d love to follow and get to know everyone outside of the suggestions community, so please consider reblogging with your main blog in the tags!

#ooc #starriewolf #uh... have fun following...

A visual summary of the interactions between @aizensamasuggestions, @uraharasuggestions and yours truly.

I believe the only appropriate response is: “Hmph.”

I believe the only appropriate response is: “Excellent.”

I should add in both responses as photo captions.

tori10rambles

#OOC: the best part is that they’re ALL pretending#Yoru is all lalala just a regular feisty kitty no funny business >:3#Aizen is all I KNOW YOU ARE NOT AN ANIMAL I COULD CRUSH YOU WITH MY REIATSU#and Kisuke is all is something happening behind me? I can’t hear anything (via @yoruichisuggestions)

starriewolf

((Oops my hands slipped - but am I seriously the only one who took one look at this picture and thought it was about a domestic AU featuring Urahara who’s completely oblivious to the fact that his flatmate Aizen wants to get into his pants, and Yoruichi being pissed off at the unwanted intruder into her kingdom?))

The Great Aizen Sōsuke was faced with a dilemma.

Two weeks ago, the man of his dreams had finally asked him to move in with him.

Now, such a glorious occasion wouldn’t normally be termed a dilemma, per se, but for the matter of one teeny-tiny fact: despite all attempts to enlighten him, said man continued to be utterly oblivious to the fact that his new flatmate was quite taken with him.

Really, Urahara Kisuke was an exercise in frustration, even if Aizen somehow inexplicably found that obtuseness to be part of his charm.

And the perpetual just-rolled-out-of-bed look, complete with a five-o-clock shadow. But mention that on pain of death.

Compliments to his intelligence were accepted with bemused smiles and polite bows of gratitude. Deep longing sighs in his direction were met with offers of flu medication.

This simply could not be! He was the Great Aizen Sōsuke! Women throw themselves at his feet – he almost had to stab one of them to get away (thank you Gin)! One self-styled humble candy shop owner should have been no match for his sirenic allure!

“Yet again I have underestimated you, Urahara Kisuke.”

But now, for the Greater Good™, it was time to begin stage two of The Plan™.

Burning down his house wasn’t actually supposed to be a part of stage one, but it got him one step closer to his goal, so he’d die swearing it really was intentional.

Keep reading

((For @aizensamasuggestions, who’s apparently had #2 happen to them before, and @yoruichisuggestions, who wanted UraAi melodramatic crack. And, I suppose, @uraharasuggestions, as payback for all the mean things he’s said about me ^o^))

What is this? Are you imagining “How I met your Father?”

No, I’m practising this thing called “AU” where you imagine situations that are happier than what actually happens in canon.

THIS IS NOT MY HEART’S DESIRE. You shouldn’t be practicing anything, especially since you’re borrowing my reiatsu to type, you annoying hunk of co-joined brilliance.

But it’s MY heart’s desire. Having nothing better to do, I have stumbled upon this treasure trove of information known as the World Wide Web, and have discovered that lots of people do this “fanfiction” thing.

#not a suggestion #seireitei chatter #fic

@uraharasuggestions is suspiciously quiet on this front. At least there are no lap dances in this one.

Now I know what to put in a sequel, thank you for your excellent suggestions for mating rituals @hisagisuggestions.

Heart and Soul are connected, what is important is where is the heart.

Yes!

үЄՏ

Wheres is it??

ʷʰᵉʳᵉˢ ᵈᶤᵈ ʷᵉ ᵖᵘᵗˢ ᶤᵗ??

ʷᵉ ͨᵃⁿ'ᵗ f'ⁿᵈˢ ‘ᵗ

We don’t knows!

Here I am, my love. Come home.

Godammit, Aizen, will you stop hijacking my threads and turning them creepy?

Did I not say I live to torment you, Lady Yoruichi? Because I do.

#I am missing a part of me#WHO WANDERS OFF AND FLIRTS WITH ORIHIME#and does all sorts of random odd … vaguely sad and disturbing things

We are fightings for her hands with @uryuslefthandsuggestions fors you! You jerks!

Also we are not doings anythings disturbings and sads!

ＡＮＤＷＥＡＲＥＮＯＴＣＲＥＥＰＹＳ!

*nom*

…

….

Indeed.

#Not creepy at all#Perhaps a little… disturbing#However#You are my soul and therefore I accept you…. after all I turned into a creepy butterfly-thing with many heads and three Hollow holes#So I can hardly point fingers#Even so… I rather wish you had actual EYES

You accepts us?

That is so very nices of you, but we don’t sees what so disturbings abouts us.

Besideses, we haves eyeses!

We useds them to watchs overs you.

You shoulds finds that very reassurings.

ＷＥＣＡＮＳＥＥＡＬＬ

I find that very… reassuring, yes… sure, we could call it that.

I am learning so much about you, though, and I do appreciate that. Tell me, @kyokasuigetsusuggestions, do we have as many eyes as @ukitakesuggestions / @juushirousuggestions / @jushirosuggestions‘s Mimi-hagi? Or @yhwachsuggestions now that he’s stolen the god?

…

I may regret this, but - um - Sousuke-kun…? Do you… need a hug…?

…

A hug?

NO I DON’T NEED A HUG, YOU MEDDLING OLD MAN, I NEED TO BE REUNITED WITH MY VERY BROKEN ZANPAKUTŌ, I MEAN LOOK AT THE POOR CREATURE, IT BREAKS MY HEART AND THAT’S SAYING A LOT BECAUSE I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR MOST THINGS, but I do love myself, so there is that.

…see, to me, that translates quite nicely to “I need a hug.”

#it’s only awkward if you make it awkward sousuke-kun! you #seemed to like hugs back when you were a sweet young boy at the academy! #back when i used to make you tea! #unless of course that too was all somehow part of your Plan™ #which i realize now it probably was somehow #/somehow/ #sigh #the more i think about this the more i’m convinced that you need a hug you know

Your tea and kindness was appreciated by a young boy, Taicho.

But is needed no more.

We do not understands whats all this fuss is abouts?

Why woulds @aizensamasuggestions needs a hugs froms you @jushirosuggestions?

I would like to think you god like Are you? Are we? (via @aizensamasuggestions)

Whats if we are?

Whats thens?

Then I am yours.

And whats will we do with you?

You’re stucks in a chairs.

You know my heart I crave power über alles Surely you can put aside your differences with me with… hogyoku the three of us could be amazing We were… we can be again

Uhm, no our guy.

We are not sharings anythings with @hogyokusuggestions !

We were amazings before you gots hogyokus!

We were the bestests!

Besideses, you don’t understands anythings we were tryings to tell you.

I’m understanding you better now, am I not?

And, yes, you’re right. We were strong before @hogyokusuggestions… but you are a complex creature. Understanding and mastering you was a long game, a complex web. The path the hogyoku provided me was straightforward, direct.

Or so it seemed.

I understood even less about the hogyoku than I did you, in the end.