[crevicedwelling]

stepped outside and got jumpscared by this huge dandelion waving menacingly

[crevicedwelling]

incredibly hostile organism looking me directly in the eyes

[pitchburgh]

Steve Harwell Memorial Tweet Collection 😔😔😔

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[onioneyez]

He's very easily peer pressured

(Edit: I meant by the goats)

Prints!

[slugcityy]

Just learned that the Rosy Maple Moth is colored like this bc it camouflages with red maple seeds! That’s so cool I thought it was aposematism but nope they look like cool seeds!

[depsidase]

[byjove]

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

[thillius]

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

[chloematis]

And now it is :)

[todaysbird]

it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)

[rubykgrant]

all these birds are like-

[bunjywunjy]

ironically, they are all exactly the same amount of Pissed Off

[asaltysquid]

THESE LOOK LIKE MUGSHOTS LMAO

[kaleidoscope-vol2]

It was Crowley.

[nyabbycat]

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

[darfichihrenhundstreicheln]

[hollyhock13]

Except this time…Mom’s home

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

[moonblossom]

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

[namenloser-held]

The way I burst out laughing the second I unmuted it

[chubbychoco]

Deer are truly God’s most majestic dumbasses.

[typhlonectes]

[hohumimoved]

my mother always told me, if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

well, i haven’t spoken to that bitch in months.

[animals-lovers]

[tincanforest]

[strawberryinstantoatmeal-deacti]

cracking open a cold one with the ladies

[games-for-gamers]

Bethesda