Awesomesauce

Name's Rick. 22.

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[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

Ant-Man joining the Avengers like

[ficcyshit]

This is Black Panther, too, man.

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

Nah this Black Panther joining the Avengers

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[cesaray]

[avvviso]

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[dunmertitty]

I don’t know what this is but same

[thehoneybeewitch]

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

[3melting3rainbows3]

“cindy no, FUCK”

[savemeteion]

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

[alittlegayjellybean]

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

Beyonce literally took back country music. she took back rock. please watch her drop a flower crown indie song. next y'all can't have music no more. white people in the music industry? all cancelled

[super-spark-liz]

I, perhaps, must interject that you have no idea what you speak of. Music is a common form of expression among the human species. To say one person owns a genre of music is ignorant, and shallow. Music has evolved through many many cultures and has been influenced by many cultures, and is one venue different cultures and peoples can intermingle within peacefully and respectfully. Are you attempting to justify the breakdown of this common ground, and have one single demographic claim a monopoly over it, possibly to foster ill intents and unsavory dispositions?

And you are aspiring to be a writer? Tsk. You need to learn and observe before you can ever write anything worth reading. Something you clearly are unable to do at this current time.

[lilwhitbit-deactivated20220204]

when you fucked the thesaurus, did you cum on the cover or in the pages

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[excima]

this is so funny

[kenxoxmusic]

THIS IS SOMETHING I WOULD DO

[tayismom]

The fucking water tho

[rokeyalovestay]

HAHA

[prozdvoices]

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random-nintendo-gamer said:

Can you sing Uptown Funk in a Goofy voice please?

uptown goof you up

[prozdvoices]

Anonymous said:

Please reblog Uptown Goof for the glorious day we call April Fools day.

uh sure here you go, although i dunno why for april fools day specifically, it’s just goofy singing uptown funk

[herrfivehead]

4/20 is in 11 days and i want you all to know i will not tolerate any weed jokes.  not on my good, christian blog

[herrfivehead]

not when it comes to the Devil’s Lettuce you heathen stoner fuck

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[aracuans-deactivated20180529]

Donald Trump is pre-llama Kuzco. He would probably throw somebody out a window for “throwing off his groove.” Also he wouldn’t mind kicking people out of their home for his own perfect world.

Hillary Clinton is Yzma. Her motives are questionable and she wants Kuzco gone. She’s always SO CLOSE to being in charge but never quite there. 

Bernie Sanders is Kronk. He’s somewhat aligned with Yzma but not really, and he and Yzma definitely have some tension as time goes on. Kronk doesn’t deserve this madness and just wants what’s right. 

[sigmabunny]

So what you’re saying is, we need to turn Trump into a llama. That’s what I’m getting here.

[emmi-kat]

A llama?  He’s supposed to be dead!

[rubyneoalt]

Or we could turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. Then we’ll put that flea into a box. Then we’ll put that box into another box. Then we’ll mail that box to a designated person. And when it arrives??? THEY’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!!

[iguanamouth]

i went to order another tablet pen on amazon because i lost my last one and when i when to check out i saw there was another item in my cart

so im like wait what else is in here i didnt order anything else and i click on the cart

it was ladybugs

i almost ordered 4,500 live ladybugs

[drive-me-far]

Why are ladybugs Lives Worth Less Than. A Fucking Pen..

[iguanamouth]

have you ever tried to draw with a ladybug

[evilterf]

If you aren’t exclusively attracted to the same sex don’t fucking call yourself gay. 

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

Then stop using the terms gay marriage, gay rights, gay bars, gay pride, and gay community when you mean LGBT+ or same-sex. Stop saying “lesbian and gay organization” to refer to LGBT+ organizations – looking at you, pflag! If you don’t want gay to be an umbrella term, stop using it as one.

You can’t force the label gay on bi and pan people against our will and then complain when we use it. It doesn’t work like that.

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

I'mma gonna reblog this again because it’s making the openly transphobic radfem OP incoherently angry and I am all about that shit.

[solardominant]

burnt to a crisp lmao

[weloveshortvideos]

mankind stands no chance

[rspnsblprty-deactivated20180108]

this is so fucking funny every goddamn time i see it FUCK

[weloveshortvideos]

[2-bloom-deactivated20200706]

oh my God

[capricornbug-deactivated2018011]

@jujumi1

[charismaticabyss]

what i assume hamilton’s thought process through the reynolds affair looked like 

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