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its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

donteventry-itdude

saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ot3

its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.

cryptotheism

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

somethingusefulfromflorida

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

nsomniacsdream

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

cryptotheism

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

vee-dmsr

roostercrowedatmidnight

the jealousy and gay tension in this scene is so palpable that it is practically a material entity

restlesshush

#willow: 'i made you a magic spell aka next season's metaphor for lesbian sex'#buffy: 'sorry i have to go with faith to do slaying aka this season's metaphor for lesbian sex'#btvs (via @shittinggold)

ducissatenebrarum

Hieronymus Bosch

archiveswizard

He looks a bit different than I imagined.

grindrbooks

potsiefaerie

Who is Prev: High Fantasy Edition

your illustrious liege lord/lady/gentle

a noble of the court

a wizard/sorcerer/magical advisor to the court

a knight or soldier

a wandering bard/minstrel or else a court jester

a hedgewitch/cunning person of the woods

a mysterious stranger or masked rogue or some such

a peasant or merchant or shopkeeper or some type

a fairy or elf or nymph or sprite or some such

a goblin or dwarf or giant or troll or some such

a centaur or mermaid or anyone both human and beast, or capable of shapeshifting

a dragon or other mythical beast or else some kind of talking animal

Voting ended onJun 7

Please do put specifics in the tags, if you have specifics in mind!

averagebiboy

Bro, we’re friends, lemme see your dick

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

weaselknievel

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

weaselknievel

thank you Cathy your support means the world

weaselknievel

Cathy you're scaring me

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

draconym

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.