[borzoidaily]

[timefortigers]

??? this cat is attempting to calm her steed

[catbountry]

This looks like a fuckin’ classical painting.

[stardustjuniper-888]

There I painted it.

[viguy]

[opossummypossum]

please share the truth about our marsupial helpers!

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

scooby doo is still REALLY good

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

show me a bigger downgrade

[natiix-deactivated20210916]

the au you all asked for

[natiix-deactivated20210916]

omg thank you all for the positive feedback!! Some of you wanted a little more shoujo action so here you go:

[natiix-deactivated20210916]

He maybe doesnt have a nose, ears and fingers and easily gets a sunburn but all what matters is his warm heart! Why dont you see that he is perfect for you, Spongebob? God I hate shoujo heroines!

[natiix-deactivated20210916]

Dont get me wrong, I love Sponjibobu wa maid-sama but Squidward is an asshole. He is only nice when Mr. Krabs is looking!

[natiix-deactivated20210916]

Do you remember when Squidwards heart got possessed by a demon but then Spongebob appeared and saved him? As you know I dont ship them but wow THAT was a good episode.

“I believe in you, Tentaculu-kun.”

[natiix-deactivated20210916]

Im so glad Plankton didnt reveal Pantsu-chans identity. He might be a villain but at least he has some integrity.

[priui-deactivated20210519]

@milkbeam

[surprisebitch]

[mens-rights-activia]

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

[orphic-mysteries]

[detournementsmineurs]

Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century.

[spacedewey]

You could put a Skittle in there

[faggottomcruise]

hey guys, stuart semple just posted this

and all the proceeds from the shirts are being donated to the callen-lorde health center to promote health education and wellness in the community.

pass this around, if you could? it seems like a really bold statement with really good intentions

[thesymski]

hey folks we got the 69 sex number and the 420 weed number, i think it’s time we get ourselves a gay number where anytime we see it we can say “ha. that’s the gay number :)” so anyone wanna throw some numbers out there as suggestions

[thesymski]

good points, it looks like we got ourselves a winner right off the bat. good work team, 630 is gay

[thesymski]

when it’s the gay time

[delfaerie]

That makes this the new lesbian icon pokemon.

[wetwareproblem]

Researchers looking at female critters beautifying themselves and going “Hm, must be for a man” on zero evidence is the single most realistic thing Pokémon has ever done.

[pukicho]

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

message to all babies: think before you think

[deficiencyincourtship-deactivat]

[void-flesh]

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

[zeverity]

Important context: they’re married to each other.

[hollaatthellama]

I love this boy so much!!

[hollaatthellama]

DID I MENTION HES GENEROUS?? A cat keeps visiting them and THIS BOY PARK MIN HYUK OPENED UP HIS WALLET AND BOUGHT THAT CAT A TUNA CAT

[hollaatthellama]

DID I MENTION HES FLEXIBLE

[hollaatthellama]

I love this boy

[we-are-ready-for-takeoff]

“Disney is for kids, GROW UP!”

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.