Anxious Opal Bibliophile.

•Have courage & be kind•I'm Tarryn, 29. Queen of messy curls and dark circles. Bibliophile, Gryffindor. Notebook hoarder. My Buzzfeed quiz results always make me sad. Allison Argent forever and a day. –––»»Greatest wish in the world is to be Bill Nighy in About Time and use my abilities to travel back in time to read all the books I've ever wanted to. Feel free to talk to me!

[adulthoodisokay]

what a mood

[candycorn-dreams]

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

[hollandrhododendron]

Look, if a death rattle is enough to send you into a cardiac arrest that takes you out in .001 seconds, then may I suggest not being a serial killer

[kienava]

"nothing matters so do what you love and be kind" is the single most viscerally impactful message i have ever gleaned from consuming media and i'm going to live every day with that kind of hopepunk nihilism for the rest of my life

[pimby]

brought a kiss to the knife fight

[bonesvisiting]

enemies to lovers speed edition 

[stuckinapril]

obsessed with whatever distracts me from the horrors of being alive

[useyourblinker]

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox

theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees

theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards

[sadclowncentral]

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

[scoobycool9]

For those who are like- huh… here’s a translation

1) Be funny/ continue the online joke: persona you are conveying ( Think Gorbachev)

2) Have sex/fuck someone ( It is specifying say straight sex but we can ignore that part on tumblr)

3) Partake in self care

[sadclowncentral]

STRAIGHT SEX? IM TALKING ABOUT MAKING THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS, RIVALING PROMETHEUS IN HIS IDEA TO BREATHE LIFE INTO CLAY. IM TALKING ABOUT TRANSFORMING YOUR BODY IN YOUR IMAGE TO MAKE IT TASTE SWEETER, LIKE WATER INTO WINE. IM TALKING ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES AND CREATING SOMETHING NEW, TO FINISH WHAT THE COWARD FRANKENSTEIN NEVER TRULY STARTED.

STRAIGHT SEX??????

[birdnormal]

cats are small and you can pick them up

[cheaphalloweencostume]

but watch out

[hannahwashington-deactivated202]

i hope the barbie movie is a cultural phenomenon. i hope it leaves the next christopher nolan film in the dust. i hope it changes modern cinema forever and all movies made after it is influenced by it in some way. i hope the most academic, in-depth essays are written about it. i hope it's studied in film classes. i hope it remains in the human psyche for generations

[typicalhope]

[anexperimentallife]

[enderwiggin]

[hollandrhododendron]

me: *does nothing*

me: wow im so tired

[mjalti]

pls stop saying words to me … I don’t have a brain..

[not-a-dis-a-ppointment]

I must be stopped