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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

mortimermcmirestinks

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

teaboot

@mortimermcmirestinks

mortimermcmirestinks

IS THAT FANART?

teaboot

it’s a warning

wannab-urs

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

archliches

man c'mon

broken-horn-of-equius

enlightened-moth

babyfoxcollectionthings

zitasaurusrex

unrestrained summer fun

marvellegends

animusrox

Batman Begins (2005) dir. Christopher Nolan

minotaurfemme

y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were

minotaurfemme

this is a leg off of Argentinosaurus and its already the size of a two story house like LOOK at the size of these fuckers

the fact that any land animal ever got to be as large as this is insane. this shit is only beat by fucking whales, creatures that dont have to support their weight on legs

strangestcase

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

bleu-guacamole

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

the-sassy-composer

"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-

...nevermind

wigmund

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

wifehaver103947

someoneelsemaybe

Me and the girls after 2 cups of suspicious stew

kaijuno

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

byrdsfly

homunculus-argument

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.