[voiddweller77]

I am become wizard

[voiddweller77]

oh yeah i do commissions

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[parawyrm]

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[parawyrm]

[parawyrm]

[alivehouse]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

[linguisten]

“Language change”

The semantics and pragmatics of parent-child communication

(to be continued)

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Calvin’s father’s use of 60s slang in this strip implies that he was Calvin’s age (6) during that time, meaning that if the Calvin and Hobbes comics are set in the year of the strip’s debut (1987), Calvin’s dad cannot be older than 33

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[2manypdfs]

happy There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury day

[pache-au-lait]

estrogen and progesterone are nice but they need to hurry up and come up with a third thing that makes your tits grow even bigger even faster

[doggirlpaws]

[prokopetz]

Trying to come up with a nostalgic media rec is like:

thing whose humour has aged poorly

thing whose humour was honestly kind of shit even when it was new, but you were too young to pick up the subtext

thing that was life-changing in its exact contemporary circumstances and incomprehensible outside of them

thing that's an inferior knock-off of a different thing

thing that's actually an unwitting conflation of poorly remembered fragments of several other things

thing that moves anyone you show it to to remark that it explains some things about you

thing where revisiting it prompts a profound sense of alienation as you realise it's no longer relatable to you

thing where revisiting it prompts a jarring revelation that this is probably why you have that one specific kink

thing that you swear "gets good" if you give it a chance

[transfemininomenon]

people ultrakillin people ultradyin

[bfwonho]

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

[specimenthings]

i downloaded every single GIF of lucky ducky because i love him

@desk-drawerr thank you for giving us this creature

he's lagging my tumblr so now he's you're guys problem too

i accidently added star walker but oh well he's a duck now

update: oh my god guys calm down 😭😭😭😭 check out my other posts i promise im cool

[toroidalearthtruther]

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

[toroidalearthtruther]

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

[mostlysignssomeportents]

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is like finding a journal written by someone before the zombie apocalypse happened

[eszlelesihezag]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

im bored who wants to play chess with me

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

[femmepathy]

um... i made all of them horsies bc that's my favorite. sorry

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

oh i don't mind at all in fact my horsey is coming to greet yours right now :)

[femmepathy]

omg hiiiiiiiiiiiii :3

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

who cares if tjis is against the rules..... who am i to stop my horsey from saying hello to yours

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

Fresh out the egg with my big feet