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it doesn't matter what house you're in or how big it is , claremont is still a bubble & word gets around fast . you should know nothing gets past me . i'm here for your daily dose of realitea . pinkies up , darling .

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𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭  : what are you hoping to see at the quinby party  ?

drama  .   i’m rooting for a fight  .  with max  ,  kieran  &  travis all being at a party together one of them is bound to have their temper explode and their fists collide with someone’s face or hell -- i'd even take the classic blow to the ribs  .   i  know you boys are itching for a fight  ,  your fists are looking far too healed lately  .   instead of kieran  ,  cal  &  travis all being in a circle jerk  ,  here’s an idea  :  why don’t you just fight each other  ?   a cat fight would also be entertaining to see  .  halston  ,  giselle  &  scarlett seem like the scrapers of the group  . 

@jawbreakinq​ @hallidavs​ @bacardifm​ @halstonfm​ @gisellesm​ @scarlettshq​

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𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭  : someone you think is hiding something  ?

i’m positive all those rich kids occupying  windsor have a couple skeletons in the closet that they’ve paid to stay hidden  . also anyone annoyingly nice or quiet is bound to be hiding something. --- yes  ,  i’m looking at you dilan  ,  cal  ,  nadine  &  leo  . 

@dilanars​ @beaufcrts​ @interqalactics​ @leosfm​

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𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭  : any current ships ?

based solely on looks since i really have yet to see any sparks  &  i don’t know any of you like that yet  .   i think these people would look  hot together saint  &  carmen  ,  joanna  &  caz  ,  matias  &  halston  ,  mariana  &  tony  ,  kieran  &  juniper  ,  jade  &  alina  ,  travis &  scarlett  ,  devon  &  gradeigh  ,  cal  &   dilan  ,  isaac &  lucia  ,  gabriel  &  nadine  ,  maxfield  &  umbreon  .

@saintjha​ @carmentorerro​ @joanncs​ @fvceoffs​ @matiasborges​ @halstonfm​ @mcrianas​ @anthonyxcosta​ @hallidavs​ @jvnipers​ @jadethatcherr​ @alinafms​ @bacardifm​ @scarlettshq​ @devoncooper​ @grcdeigh​ @beaufcrts​ @dilanars​ @interglctycs​ @fklucia​ @gcbrivls​ @interqalactics​ @themaxfieldrobeson​ @goldenboymaxwell​

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𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭  :  is there anything ur excited to see  ?

definitely all the drama that’s bound to happen SOON  .  something tells me you’re all going to be just as bad as when the frats  &  sororities were all living there  .  i’m also excited to see if your parties  &  events are going to be anything close to as good as how we did it  . 

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𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 : thoughts on the billings house

what about them  ?  they're fit  &  they’re ungodly good looking but they’re kinda boring me at the moment  &  i’d love to see one of them fall off the pedestal they’ve put themselves on  . 

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𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 : most interesting person on campus  ?

saint & samuel are interesting  .  though  ,  i’m not sure if i mean that in a good way  ,  or not  . 

@saintjha​ @prcttyeyed​

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𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 : favorites and least favorites so far  ?

my favorites so far are jade  ,  brinley  ,  joanna  ,  caleb  ,  halston  &  tally  .  least favorites ?  is everyone else an acceptable answer  ?  you all have some serious work to do for me to even remember half of your names  .  

 @jadethatcherr @brinleyfm @joanncs @beaufcrts  @halstonfm​ @avtonome​

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𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 : most likely to fuck you over?

finley strikes me as the type who would throw their own mother under the bus if it meant she’d get the kind of attention she wanted   .  also  ,  i feel like anyone in windsor in general  .  we’re all expendable to them  .  @wwfinleyd​

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𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 : most attractive students here

caz gets tossed on the list SOLELY for his dimple alone  .   brinley  &  alina are obvious answers  .  &  i’m also going to add tony  ,   mariana   &   gabriel onto this list because who am i to deny the only remotely interesting thing about them ? 

@fvceoffs​ @brinleyfm​ @alinafms​ @anthonyxcosta​ @mcrianas​ @gcbrivls​

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alright, i’m sat and i want in on the fun too. send me questions or send me tea. you lot are awfully boring compared to the frats and sororities that used to live in the houses. 

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LIGHTSABER BATTLES, FLORAL SHIRTS, TATTOOS, LATE NIGHT TEXTS WITH WEED IN THE AIR, SECRET PINING, EGGS IN RAMEN, DISTANT SOUND OF AN INHALER, TALL CEILINGS, REFUSING TO SAY I LOVE YOU, THROWING DRINKS ON GUYS THAT PISS HIM OFF, STARING UP AT THE NIGHT SKY ON THE BEACH, FILMS IN GRAVEYARDS, SKATEBOARDING AND SEX JOKES, EDIBLES THAT TASTE LIKE FOREVER, LOUD DAD JOKES AND QUIET POEMS,SLEEPING WITH FRIEND'S SISTERS, CLIMBING TREE, FRAT BOY ATTITUDE, CALM MADNESS AND DEBATABLE GENIUS.

talks in comic sans. insecure, yet weirdly obnoxious. feel like he belongs in the dorms with the regular students and shouldn’t be in the houses.

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treating walks of shame like a runway, 3am parties in a penthouse, curling up beneath cool silk sheets after a long day, lux lavender baths with a glass of prosecco, a bite as big as her bark, bongs and empty bottles on the living room floor, heels clacking against hardwood, three passport photos, insincere grins and compliments

seems like my type of girl, and i wouldn’t want to get caught on her bad side.. even if she is a walking advert for the upper east side. everyone knows that the west coast and the la social it girls trumps you wannabe gossip girls. 

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design clothes scattered on the floor , a fake smile on red lips , golden jewelry , a different stranger in her bed every night

sounds like a walking ariana grande song. 

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glossy lips and yelling back at cat-callers, wrap dresses, casual cosplay, lace socks, passion fruit tea and marked scripts...

obnoxious and doesn’t really give a fuck about what anyone says. while i support the no fucks given, i don’t think i’d be able to be around her for longer than 3 minutes... max.

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books bent in half filled with messy handwritten notes, repressed emotions, a shiny silver watch never looked at but never forgotten, eyes filled with anger but still paired with a bright smile on the face, glasses of wine and bottles of beer too early in the morning, essays written the night before, the constant never-ending feeling of wanting to disappear, red cadillacs, music blasting while cooking, button up shirts under knit pullovers, stern judgmental look glued to his face.

what’s seth cohen meets daddy issues ?

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aesthetics: ripped leather jacket, worn dr martens and lipstick stained coffee cups !!

sounds like the type who didn’t actually watch skins, but idolizes effy stonem. teeters on the edge of ‘is that style’ or ‘is your jacket just old’ ?