Hello Gay People

I’ll pop on here occasionally to share experiences I feel are tumblr worthy, which are like, the best ones.

[hollowpoet]

Deltarune tomortow

[hollowpoet]

Wanna eat so much cheese

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[the-thread-of-the-infinite]

What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time

[death-of-the-endless]

Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells

[death-of-the-endless]

Adding a few more I remembered:  28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests  32. A Faerie taking a Name  33. The Dragon on the Farm  34. Synovus & Menace  35. Raising the Anti-Christ  36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)  37. Doctors without Borders…in Space!  38. The Villain-Wrangler  39. The Last Contact  40. The 100 Parent-Point Children  41. And the Heavens Wept  42. The Night Gentleman  43. The Serpent God and their Priestess 

[knottahooker]

44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime

[adamskiiii]

Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!

[writing-prompt-s]

I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)

[hollowpoet]

Throwback to the time I was in a psych ward for Homestuck Day, so I stole a green marker and drew the Sburb logo on the walls. (There are no photos since it was in a psych ward)

[writing-prompt-s]

Humans have no souls. Their entire consciousness is stored within an organ called the brain. They have no afterlife. This of course, terrifies all the other races.

[writing-prompt-s]

“I have the gift of omniscience; of course I became a villain.”

[hollowpoet]

I think instead of telling someone they have no Life” we should start calling them lifeless, it would be hilarious and sounds much cooler.

[writing-prompt-s]

“Don’t worry, I’ve got a guy.”

You’re the guy everyone’s got.

[writing-prompt-s]

A convention where every cosplayer unexpectedly physically transforms into their character.

[booleandog]

I wanna make a hyperspecific poll too

i have an exactly five years older sibling

i’ve never broken a bone in my life

i’ve been to at least four european capital cities

i’m still in contact with a former teacher of mine from highschool

i’ve done at least one official iq test

i was the only person watching a film in a movie theater

i’ve travelled alone internationally as a minor

i’ve had an article written about me in a local newspaper

2 or more of these apply to me (please specify in tags)

none of these apply to me

Voting ended onApr 13, 2023

[hollowpoet]

Merry Homestuck Y’all

Once I get good enough to draw fanart I am proud of, text messages are all we gonna get

[hollowpoet]

My brain: “Play catch with the egg”

Me: “No don’t play catch with the egg”

I played catch with the egg

[hollowpoet]

My bread withdrawal-fueled 2:00 AM discord rant

Passover fucking sucks

I am going to burn down the matzah factory

I am going to invent a time machine just so I can give jews bread so Passover doesn’t have to exist

Matzah exists because the jews cooked the dough on their backs in the hot sun?

When did they make the dough HUH

WHEN DID THEY MAKE THE DOUGH

THEY CLEARLY HAD TIME

LET ME EAT BREAD

At the seder there is a part where we are supposed to slouch because “we have the privilege” WELL YEAH BECAUSE WE AREN’T WALKING FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS (edited)

I SHOULD HAVE THE GOD DAMN PRIVILEGE TO EAT BREAD

That was my motive for lighting the matzah factory on fire, your honor.

[writing-prompt-s]

A time-traveling megalomaniac has a vendetta against you, but every attempt to erase you from the timeline has failed. They think you have no powers and you’d like to keep it that way. The last time someone found out about your omniscience, you had to reset the multiverse.

[writing-prompt-s]

You’ve been abandoned on the battlefield, the enemy closing in. Forsaken by heaven and countrymen, you retreat to the deepest corner of your mind. If your gods won’t help, perhaps the inner dark will. You cry out to the void. It answers.

[writing-prompt-s]

“Look,” said the demon. “This is the 13th time you’ve summoned me to sell your soul. My boss wants to know where you’re getting all these souls.”

[writing-prompt-s]

You’ve just created a handheld device that lets you slip into the interdimensional space between space and time. While there, you don’t age and, don’t experience time dilation and can travel long distances instantly. So, since you’re a very smart an imaginative person, you use it to sleep.