Meep Merp

Holly, 23, Sarcastic. Annoying.

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I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

[el-joselito]

[jimxugle]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

[agentumbls]

WHAT'S THIS? IT'S THE GREAT GATSBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[grimeclown]

my dad says if i get 1000 notes we can disband the united states armed forces

[funnyshitaight]

[opalsandcream]

biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t

[catasters]

[pudgykitties]

I would vote for him

[todaysbird]

pub crawl except its going to farm and garden stores in the spring to look at the baby chicks

[todaysbird]

It’s February. Almost Time To Get White Girl Wasted (on chicks)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”

[antiandrogen]

When you set foot in my store I become judge jury and executioner

[mermaeids]

me and the girls listening to folklore tonight

[whitepeopletwitter]

[square-enix]

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

[daddyfuckedme]

[10knotes]

finally a store that caters to my needs

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[dreamyfarofflooknosestuckinabook]

“We found love in a hopeless place”

[thecheesyllama]

honestly I don’t even watch hockey but I fucking love it

[peroxide--princex]

I guess I just watch too much hockey, but I didn’t know people didn’t know this

[aintmyjewelry]

when the new recordings come out y’all BETTER act like you’ve never heard a taylor swift song before

[bidoctor]

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